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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Olivia Newton-John

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Olivia Newton-John.

Olivia Newton-John

Olivia Newton-John's, "Please Mr. Please"
Better Lyrics:
Please, Mr. Dees,
Please don't play 'Disco Duck'.
Was a fun song, was a cute song,
But it's over.
Original Lyrics:
Please, Mr., please,
Don't play B-17
It was our song, it was his song,
But it's over.
Submitted by: MOR

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