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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> N -> Olivia Newton-John

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Olivia Newton-John that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 108 misheard song lyrics for Olivia Newton-John on amIright currently.

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"A Little More Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a little more love, make you start pretending
or
Give a little more love make you hacienda
or
Give a little more love make you hacienda
Original Lyrics:
Will a little more love make you start depending
"A Little More Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It gets me nowhere, with an Italian nose
It gets me nowhere, to make it grow
Original Lyrics:
It gets me nowhere, to tell you no
It gets me nowhere, to make you go
"A Little More Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where did my Anacins go?
Original Lyrics:
Where did my innocence go?
"A Little More Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where, where did my Anacins go?
Original Lyrics:
Where, where did my innocence go?
"Deeper Than the Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Deeper than the night
Stronger than a locomotive
Original Lyrics:
Deeper than the night
Stronger than the north wind blowing
"Deeper Than the Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do you always seem to dance around
Original Lyrics:
Why do your eyes seem to dance away?
"Don't Stop Believin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll get fired
Original Lyrics:
You'll get by
"Don't Stop Believing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop, Billy Van
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop believing
"Don't Stop Believing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop, be leaving
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop believing
"Have You Never Been Mellow?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Grab your leather-skinned fellow.
Original Lyrics:
Have you never been mellow?
"Have You Never Been Mellow?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you ever been man enough?
Original Lyrics:
Have you ever been mellow?
"Have You Never Been Mellow?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you ever been man loved?
Original Lyrics:
Have you ever been mellow?
"Have You Never Been Mellow?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you ever been yellow?
Original Lyrics:
Have you never been mellow?
"Have You Never Been Mellow?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you ever done melons?
Original Lyrics:
Have you never been mellow?
"Have You Never Been Mellow?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you never tried
To find a comfort from a side show?
or
Have you never tried
To find a comfort from a wide shoe?
Original Lyrics:
Have you never tried
To find a comfort from inside you?
"Have You Never Been Mellow?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick your shoes and cross your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Kick your shoes off, close your eyes.
"Have You Never Been Mellow?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never had time to lay back
Kick your shoes across the aisles.
Original Lyrics:
Never had time to lay back
Kick your shoes off, close your eyes.
"Have You Never Been Mellow?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never had time to lay back
Kick your shoes across your eyes
I was like you.
Original Lyrics:
Never had time to lay back
Kick your shoes off, close your eyes
I was like you.
"Have You Never Been Mellow?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never had time to lay back
Kick your shoes off, close your eyes
I waltz like you.
Original Lyrics:
Never had time to lay back
Kick your shoes off, close your eyes
I was like you.
"Have You Never Been Mellow?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I don't mean to make you frown
No, I just want to introduce my dad
Original Lyrics:
Now I don't mean to make you frown
No, I just want you to slow down
"Heart Attack" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Busted diamonds gone to Heaven
Original Lyrics:
Must have died and gone to Heaven
"Heart Attack" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna be the deputy
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna be the death of me
"Heart Attack" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna be the devil of me
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna be the death of me
"Hopelessly Devoted To You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But, now, there's nowhere to hide
When you pushed my love aside
I nodded my head,
Hopelessly devoted to you
Original Lyrics:
But now there's nowhere to hide
When you pushed my love aside
I'm out of my head
Hopelessly devoted to you
"Hopelessly Devoted To You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess mine is not the first arm broken.
Original Lyrics:
Guess mine is not the first heart broken.
"Hopelessly Devoted To You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hope the City voted for you
Original Lyrics:
Hopelessly devoted to you
"Hopelessly Devoted To You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hope the city voted for you
Original Lyrics:
Hopelessly devoted to you
"Hopelessly Devoted To You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hope to see the fortune go loose.
Original Lyrics:
Hopelessly devoted to you
"Hopelessly Devoted To You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hopelessly dedicated to you
Original Lyrics:
Hopelessly devoted to you
"Hopelessly Devoted To You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know, I'm just a fool who's willing
Original Lyrics:
Hello, I'm just a fool who's willing
"Hopelessly Devoted To You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I nodded my head.
Original Lyrics:
I'm out of my head.
"I Honestly Love You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But there you are with yours
And here I am with mine
So I guess we just believe in ending this
Original Lyrics:
But there you are with yours
And here I am with mine
So I guess we'll just be leaving it at this
"I'll Bet You a Kangaroo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on boys, give it a chance
And the little ladies just love to dance
Original Lyrics:
Come on boys, give it a chance
Adelaide ladies just love to dance
"If Not For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not for you
Original Lyrics:
If not for you
"If You Love Me (Let Me Know)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you love me, let me know
If you don't then let me go (Ooh -Waa!)
Original Lyrics:
If you love me, let me know
If you don't then let me go (Ooh why?)
"Let It Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A woman needs a love life to keep her body warm
You know without that love life, well a man can take her home
Original Lyrics:
A woman needs a lovelight to keep her body warm
You know without that lovelight, well a mind can do her harm
"Let Me Be There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whenever you feel you need a friend to beat on, here I am
Original Lyrics:
Whenever you feel you need a friend to lean on, here I am
"Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
After the leaves, we are Magic
Original Lyrics:
You have to believe, we are Magic
"Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And bring all your dreams in life with you
Original Lyrics:
I'll bring all your dreams alive, for you
"Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if all your hopes are found
Destiny will around
Original Lyrics:
And if all your hopes survive
Destiny will arrive
"Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain believes we are magic
Original Lyrics:
Have to believe we are magic
"Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Destiny went awry.
Original Lyrics:
Your destiny will arrive.
"Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let your a** go astray.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let your aim ever stray.
"Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let your aunt have a stray
Original Lyrics:
Don't let your aim ever stray
"Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let your aunt have her way
Original Lyrics:
Don't let your aim ever stray
"Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let your aunt have the strength
Original Lyrics:
Don't let your aim ever stray
"Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let your enema spray
Original Lyrics:
Don't let your aim ever stray.
"Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let your head have a stray.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let your aim ever stray.
"Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Half-double E's, we are magic.
Original Lyrics:
Have to believe we are magic.
"Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Half-double E, we are magic
Original Lyrics:
Have to believe we are magic
"Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never saw your heart survive.
Original Lyrics:
And if all your hopes survive.
"Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be God damned you
Original Lyrics:
I'll be guiding you
"Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be guarding you
Original Lyrics:
I'll be guiding you
"Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm beguiling you.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be guiding you.
"Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Planets align, sorry
Original Lyrics:
Planets align, so rare
"Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Planets alive, soaring
Original Lyrics:
Planets align, so rare
"Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are home free
Planning your life story.
Original Lyrics:
You are home free
The planets align, so rare.
"Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You have to believe we are magic
Don't let your end ever stray
Original Lyrics:
You have to believe we are magic
Don't let your aim ever stray
"Make A Move On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't win.
or
I gained weight.
Original Lyrics:
I can't wait.
"Make A Move On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you spank me on the john and take me in your arms
Original Lyrics:
Won't you spare me all the charms and take me in your arms
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I took you to a little bitty restaurant*
Original Lyrics:
I took you to an intimate restaurant
* A restaurant for ants?
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I took you to a little looking resturant
Original Lyrics:
I took you to a intimate resturant
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I took you to an Internet restaurant.
Original Lyrics:
I took you to an intimate restaurant.
This song really predates the Internet, so maybe the person who submitted this one heard it at a time when the Internet existed and didn't realize how long ago it came out.
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I took you to an intimate restaurant
Then there was suggested a movie
Original Lyrics:
I took you to an intimate restaurant
Then to a suggestive movie
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I took you to an intimate restaurant,
then there was a chance to groove it
or
I took you to an intimate restaurant,
then there was a chest of movies
or
I took you to an intimate restaurant,
then there was a chest of movies
Original Lyrics:
I took you to an intimate restaurant,
then to a suggestive movie.
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I took you to an intimate restaurant, Then, do we suggest a movie?
Original Lyrics:
I took you to an intimate resteraunt Then to a suggestive movie
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I took you to an invalid resteraunt
Then there was the chance to boogie
There's nothing left to talk about
Lessons war is what I need
Original Lyrics:
I took you to an intimate resteraunt
Then to a suggestive movie
There's nothing left to talk about
unless it's horizontally
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna get enema, enema
Original Lyrics:
I wanna get animal, animal
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm saying all the things that I know you like
Naked little conversation
How 'bout a hand job will do just right
You know what I mean
Original Lyrics:
I'm saying all the things that I know you'll like
Making good conversation
I gotta handle you just right
You know what I mean
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemonade and party-time
Original Lyrics:
Let me hear your body talk.
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lenny has a party car, a party car.
Original Lyrics:
Let me hear your body talk, body talk.
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me be your bodyguard,
your bodyguard,
let me be your bodyguard
Original Lyrics:
Let me hear your body talk,
your body talk,
let me hear your body talk
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me be your bodyguard.
Original Lyrics:
Let me hear your body talk.
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me feel your swishy t***.
Original Lyrics:
Let me feel your body talk.
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me hear your potty talk, potty talk.
Original Lyrics:
Let me hear your body talk, body talk.
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me hear your tummy talk, tummy talk.
Original Lyrics:
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk.
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me heat your body tall
Original Lyrics:
Let me hear your body talk
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get Biblical, Biblical
Let me here your Bible talk, your Bible talk.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get physical,physical
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk.
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get Busytown
Original Lyrics:
Let's get physical
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get a physical!
Original Lyrics:
Let's get physical!
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get typical, typical
I want to get typical.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get physical, physical
I want to get physical.
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mistletoe, mistletoe
Original Lyrics:
Physical, physical
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to the Mardi Gras
The Mardi Gras
Take me to the Mardi Gras.
Original Lyrics:
Let me hear your body talk
Your body talk
Let me hear your body talk.
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's nothing left to talk about, that is, horizontally
Original Lyrics:
There's nothing left to talk about, unless it's horizontally
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's nothing more to talk about 'cause this whore is on a leave.
Original Lyrics:
There's nothing more to talk about 'less it's horizontally.
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yander maulin' me
Original Lyrics:
The animal in me
Who's Yander? Why is he/she mauling you?
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta know that you wear me out, yeah, you're maulin' me
Original Lyrics:
You gotta know that you're bringin' out the animal in me
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta know that you're wearin' out; ram it all in me.
Original Lyrics:
You gotta know that you're bringing out the animal in me.
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta know that you're wearing out
Ram it all in me.
Original Lyrics:
You gotta know that you're bringin' out
The animal in me.
"Physical" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta know what I'm talking 'bout.
It was Yolanda, Paul and me...
Original Lyrics:
You gotta know that you're bringing out
The animal in me.
"Please Mr. Please" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the corner of the bar stands a shoebox.
Original Lyrics:
In the corner of the bar stands a jukebox.
"Please, Mr. Please" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the corner of the bar there stands a shoebox
Original Lyrics:
In the corner of the bar there stands a jukebox
"Please, Mr. Please" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please Mister, please
Y'know I'm only 17.
Original Lyrics:
Please Mister, please
Don't play B-17.
"Please, Mr. Please" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please Mister, please
Don't play "Be Seventeen"
Original Lyrics:
Please Mister, please
Don't play B-17.
"Please, Mr. Please" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please mister, please
Don't blame me at 17
Original Lyrics:
Please mister, please
Don't play B17
Of course the affair's not her fault, she's only 17!
"Sam" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard that you're wrong, you know now
Original Lyrics:
I heard that you're on your own, now
"Sam" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sam, Sam you know where I am, come around and toke awhile
Original Lyrics:
Sam, Sam you know where I am, come around and talk awhile
"Something Better to Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't be 'round in the moonlight
And I'll just sleep in my tent
Original Lyrics:
I won't be out in the moonlight
And I'll be sleeping by ten
"Soul Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get down on my knees (and thank you, baby).
Original Lyrics:
I get down on my knees (and beg you, baby).
"Summer Nights" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He ran by me. God bless a damn.
Original Lyrics:
He ran by me. Got my suit damp.
"Tied Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't we notice: I don't have to be tied up in promises.
Ooh, tied up in words that got to be
Original Lyrics:
Don't be nervous, I don't have to be tied up in promises.
Ooh, tied up in words that cut too deep
"Tied Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say you're leavin'
I believe you're leavin'
But you're going nowhere
This is a one time situation
Original Lyrics:
You say you need me
I believe you need me
But you're fooling no one
This is a one time situation
"Twist Of Fate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gotta be a strange twisted scar face.
Original Lyrics:
It's gotta be a strange twist of fate.
"Twist of Fate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two hearts that lost the beat will marry you.
Original Lyrics:
Two hearts that lost the beat will now resume.
"Xanadu" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A new Xanadu
Original Lyrics:
For you Xanadu
"You're the One That I Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the Weather Boat.
Original Lyrics:
You're the one that I want.

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