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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Archies

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Archies.


Archies', "Sugar Sugar"
Better Lyrics:
Ah bogger, snot's runny runny
This is mucas, girl
And my nose is full of goo
Original Lyrics:
Ah sugar, ah honey honey
You are my candy, girl
And you got me wanting you
Submitted by: Major B
Archies', "Sugar Sugar"
Better Lyrics:
I'm gonna make love to your feet
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna make your love so sweet
Submitted by: oldpop

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