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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> John Denver

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by John Denver.

John Denver

John Denver's, "Annie's Song"
Better Lyrics:
You fill out my census
Like a knight and a florist
Like the Mounties and Springstein
Like Walken - deranged
Like a stoned little desk clerk
Like a sleepy Billy Ocean
You fill out my census
Come give me a pen.
Original Lyrics:
You fill up my senses
Like a night in a forest
Like the mountains in springtime
Like a walk in the rain
Like a storm in the desert
Like a sleepy blue ocean
You fill up me senses
Come fill me again.
Submitted by: Boy Howdy
John Denver's, "Take Me Home, Country Roads"
Better Lyrics:
Hop away, country toad
To someplace 'way from the road
Give me my wish
Please don't get squished
Hop away, country toad
Hop away, now country toad
Original Lyrics:
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia Mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Submitted by: Lenna Schultz
John Denver's, "Thank God I'm A Country Boy"
Better Lyrics:
thank God i'm a vegan boy
Original Lyrics:
thank God i'm a country boy
Submitted by: vegan minstrel

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