These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Fred Figglehorn.
Fred Figglehorn's, "Christmas Cash"
Had enough of Herman Cain,
And his media games!
Not a Rick Perry lover- Guy thinks he's tough!
Mitt Romney is slipping...
Doesn't mean a thing,
A Partyline voter... God, this just sucks!!!
Don't need no video games,
They only fry your brain!
Don't want a squirrel shaver--Got enough stuff!
Don't need back acne cream...
Or any fried beans,
No MP3 player... I don't want much!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
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