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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> A-ha

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by A-ha.


A-ha's, "Take On Me"
Better Lyrics:
Cake on me
Cake me on
It'll come off
In a day or two
Original Lyrics:
Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
In a day or two
Submitted by: Chocolate Candy Cane
A-ha's, "Take On Me"
Better Lyrics:
Nancy passed away
GOP Dame
"Just say no to drugs" she used to say
First Lady with strong moral views
Has passed away
Will be buried next to "beloved Ronnie"

First Lady, (of GOP)
First Lady, (of GOP)
She's now gone
Never forget you... RIP
Original Lyrics:
We're talking away
I don't know what
I'm to say I'll say it anyway
Today's another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for your love, OK?

Take on me, (take on me)
Take me on, (take on me)
I'll be gone
In a day or two
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

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