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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Rick Nelson

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Rick Nelson.

Rick Nelson

Rick Nelson's, "Fools Rush In"
Better Lyrics:
Just open up your heart and put
This mustard in!
[Based on a French's Mustard commercial in 1968]
Original Lyrics:
Just open up your heart and let
This fool rush in!
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
Rick Nelson's, "Hello Mary Lou"
Better Lyrics:
Oh, Mary Lou
What's wrong with you?
Original Lyrics:
Hello, Mary Lou
Goodbye heart
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery (Lyric by Harold King, then age 3)

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