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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Wayne Newton.

Wayne Newton

Wayne Newton's, "Danke Schoen"
Better Lyrics:
Danke Schoen,darling,danke schoen
For electing me,although I'm insane
Build a wall,then blow up the world
Anything I say,seems to be okay
Danke Schoen,darlin',danke Schoen
For electing me,although I'm insane
When you're done drinking the koolaid
I beg you not to cry,just lay down and die
Original Lyrics:
Danke Schoen,darling,danke schoen
Thank you for all the joy and pain
Picture shows,second balcony was the place we'd meet
Second seat,go Dutch treat,you were sweet
Danke Schoen,darlin',danke schoen
Save those lies,darling don't explain
I recall Central Park in Fall
How you tore your dress,what a mess,I confess,that's not all
Submitted by: Ed Ehren

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