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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Pointer Sisters

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Pointer Sisters.

Pointer Sisters

Pointer Sisters', "Slow Hand"
Better Lyrics:
I want to tan with a sun lamp
Don't want to bother with that beachy stuff
Original Lyrics:
I want a man with a slow hand
I want a lover with an easy touch
Submitted by: Magic Pudding

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