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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Pointer Sisters that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 72 misheard song lyrics for Pointer Sisters on amIright currently.

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"American Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do what you like, be who you feel.
If the music is right, well it’s almost too real.
Original Lyrics:
Do what you like, feel what you feel.
The music is right, well it almost feels real
"American Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The power of love is pounding me. The magic in the streets.
Original Lyrics:
The power of the pounding beat. The magic in the dream.
"Automatic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I can manage to push from my lips
Is a stream of obscenities.
Original Lyrics:
All I can manage to push from my lips
Is a stream of absurdities.
"Automatic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I can manage to push from my lips is a stream of eternity.
Original Lyrics:
All I can manage to push from my lips is a stream of absurdities.
"Automatic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my sisters underground
Original Lyrics:
And all systems run aground
"Automatic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All of my sisters are down, down, down, down
Original Lyrics:
All of my systems are down, down, down, down
"Automatic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How long can I hold it?
Original Lyrics:
I'm walkin' blindfolded.
"Automatic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm virtually at your will.
Original Lyrics:
I'm utterly at your whim.
"Automatic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm walkin' by loaded, completely automatic.
Original Lyrics:
I'm walkin' blindfolded, completely automatic.
"Automatic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's supposed to be automatic
Original Lyrics:
It's totally automatic
"Automatic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look what you do to me
I'm mightily at your whim
All of my defenses downed
Look at your lips through me
It's X-ray vision
All systems underground.
Original Lyrics:
Look what you're doing to me
I'm utterly at your whim
All of my defenses down
Your camera looks through me
With its X-ray vision
And all systems run aground.
"Automatic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look what you done to me
I'm not really at your will
All of my defenses down
You qot it really through me
But it's like Ray Vision
And all systems run around.
Original Lyrics:
Look what you're doing to me
I'm utterly at your whim
All of my defenses down
Your camera looks through me
With its X-ray vision
And all systems run aground.
"Automatic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No waves control it.
Original Lyrics:
No way to control it.
"Automatic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Offshore madness
Original Lyrics:
au-to-ma-tic
"Automatic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Otto Maddux
Original Lyrics:
au-to-ma-tic
"Automatic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up and down goes my angina
Original Lyrics:
Up and down goes my temperature
"Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My nerves all jumpin' at the lack of food
Original Lyrics:
My nerves all jumpin', actin' like a fool
I guess your nerves COULD jump at the lack of food.
"Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My words say Smith, but my words they lie
Original Lyrics:
My words say split, but my words they lie
"Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My words they spit but my words they lie.
Original Lyrics:
My words say split but my words they lie.
"Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, Romeo and Juliet
Sentimental liars
Baby you can bet
A love they couldn`t deny.
Original Lyrics:
Well, Romeo and Juliet
Samson and Delilah
Baby, you can bet
A love they couldn't deny.
"Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, Romeo and Juliet
Samson and Goliath
Baby, you can bet
A love they couldn't deny.
Original Lyrics:
Well, Romeo and Juliet
Samson and Delilah
Baby, you can bet
A love they couldn't deny.
"He's So Shy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disco shy
Original Lyrics:
He's so shy.
"He's So Shy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Geese don't shine.
or
He's so fine.
Original Lyrics:
He's so shy.
"He's So Shy"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's sunshine.
Original Lyrics:
He's so shy.
"He's So Shy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nestle little boy who caught my eye.
Original Lyrics:
That sweet little boy who caught my eye.
"He's So Shy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't shine.
Original Lyrics:
He's so shy.
"He's So Shy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't shout
Original Lyrics:
He's so shy
"He's So Shy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't shout
Original Lyrics:
He's so shy
"He's So Shy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, sunshine.
Original Lyrics:
He's so shy.
"He's So Shy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoes don't shine.
Original Lyrics:
He's so shy.
"He's So Shy"
Misheard Lyrics:
That never stops the tramp in me.
Original Lyrics:
That never stops attracting me.
"He's So Shy"
Misheard Lyrics:
That sweet little boy with ball point eyes
Original Lyrics:
That sweet little boy that caught my eye.
"He's So Shy"
Misheard Lyrics:
These don't shine
Original Lyrics:
He's so shy
"I'm So Excited" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in Bobbaloo's control and I think I like it.
Original Lyrics:
I'm about to lose control and I think I like it.
"I'm So Excited" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm suicidal
'Cause I just can't fight it.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so excited
And I just can't hide it.
"I'm So Excited" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get excited
'cause I just can't fight it
Original Lyrics:
I'm so excited,
'cause I just can't hide it
"Jump (For My Love)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna feel my kisses in the ninth inning...
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna feel my kisses in the night, then...
"Jump (For My Love)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna see my t*tt**s in my nightie
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna feel my kisses in the night, then...
"Jump (For My Love)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna take my temperature tonight then
Jump, jump for my love.
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna taste my kisses in the night then
Jump, jump for my love.
"Jump (For My Love)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want me, I'll give you,
Give you nineteen Jump, jump for my love
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna taste my kisses in the night,
Then Jump, jump for my love.
"Jump (For My Love)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to take my gizzards in the night then
Original Lyrics:
If you want to take my kisses in the night then
"Jump (For My Love)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to take my kisses in the nineteen
Original Lyrics:
If you want to taste my kisses in the night then
"Jump (For My Love)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to take my pictures in the night
Original Lyrics:
If you want to taste my kisses in the night
"Jump (For My Love)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to take my temperature tonight
Original Lyrics:
If you want to taste my kisses in the night
"Jump (For My Love)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to take my ticket to the nineteenth jump for my love
Original Lyrics:
If you want to taste my kisses in the night then Jump for my love
"Jump (For My Love)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to taste my kisses in your nightie
Original Lyrics:
If you want to take my kisses in the night then
"Jump (For My Love)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to, take, my kiss is in the night baby
Original Lyrics:
If you want to take my kisses in the night then
"Jump (For My Love)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want, babe, my kisses in the ninth grade
Jump, jump for my love.
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna taste my kisses in the night then
Jump, jump for my love.
"Jump (For My Love)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So excited I can feel you getting harder.
Original Lyrics:
So excited I can feel you getting hotter.
"Jump (For My Love)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know these arms
Can tear you up.
Original Lyrics:
You know these arms
Can fill you up.
"Jump (For My Love)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You want to give it to me nightly.
Original Lyrics:
You want to taste my kisses in the night then
"Jump For My Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the perfect size.
Original Lyrics:
Your love burns inside.
"Just A Little Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only an ogre's limitations on love
Original Lyrics:
Only a fool puts limitations on love.
"Just A Little Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'd be damned to dim the lights.
Original Lyrics:
When I begin to dim the lights
"Neutron Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I've got to do is desperately.
Original Lyrics:
All I've got to do is just believe.
"Neutron Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the coloured people breathing filthy air.
Original Lyrics:
All the common people breathing filthy air.
"Neutron Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the common people breathing every air.
Original Lyrics:
All the common people breathing filthy air.
"Neutron Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's hard to say
Just how soft drinks never change.
Original Lyrics:
And it's hard to say
Just how some things never change.
Soft drinks do change over time. Sodas can go flat if kept for a long period of time.
"Neutron Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know there's a portico for me.
Original Lyrics:
I know there's a pot of gold for me.
"Neutron Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just burnin' doin' the good time dance
Original Lyrics:
I'm just burning, doin' the Neutron Dance.
"Neutron Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just burning doing the Yuletide Dance.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just burning doing the Neutron Dance.
"Neutron Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just burning, doin' the Mule Time Dance.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just burning, doin' the Neutron Dance.
"Neutron Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just burning, doin' the New Time Dance.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just burning, doin' the Neutron Dance.
"Neutron Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just burning, doin' the noon time dance.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just burning, doin' the Neutron Dance.
"Neutron Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just burning, doing a new time dance.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just burning, doing a neutron dance.
"Neutron Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so happy (Pee in my pants)
Original Lyrics:
I'm so happy (It's in my hands)
People don't typically pee their pants when they're happy, but they would if they were scared, or if there was no restroom nearby, and they had to go so badly they couldn't hold it.
"Should I Do It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Should I do it, should I f**k?
Should I do it, after all, oh
Original Lyrics:
Should I do it, should I fall?
Should I do it, after all, oh
"Slow Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want somebody who will spend some time
Not come and go in an easy rush
Original Lyrics:
I want somebody who will spend some time
Not come and go in a heated rush
"Slow Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want somebody who will spend some time
Not come and go in a heaving rush
Original Lyrics:
I want somebody who will spend some time
Not come and go in a heated rush
"Slow Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've already heard what your body's saying tonight
Original Lyrics:
I've already heard what your body's saying to mine
"Slow Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I want it all night, he says "All right."
Original Lyrics:
If I want it all night, please say it's all right.
"Slow Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not come and go with a healing brush.
Original Lyrics:
Not come and go in a heated rush.

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