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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by AC/DC.
AC/DC
AC/DC's, "Have a Drink on Me"
Better Lyrics:
Pop that tastes like candy
With a glass I'm pretty handy
I'm trying to walk a straight line
On ginger ale with some lime
...
I got involved in a fight
After drinking Pepsi Lite
My glass is getting shorter
On ice and soda water
So come on have a good time
And get jacked up outta your mind
...
Gonna drink some pop
Gonna drink a lot
(Note: This is the "teetotalers version" of "Have a Drink on Me". The rest of the lyrics remain the same. "Jacked up" means to be under the influence of caffeine, which lots of soft drinks have.)
With a glass I'm pretty handy
I'm trying to walk a straight line
On ginger ale with some lime
...
I got involved in a fight
After drinking Pepsi Lite
My glass is getting shorter
On ice and soda water
So come on have a good time
And get jacked up outta your mind
...
Gonna drink some pop
Gonna drink a lot
(Note: This is the "teetotalers version" of "Have a Drink on Me". The rest of the lyrics remain the same. "Jacked up" means to be under the influence of caffeine, which lots of soft drinks have.)
Original Lyrics:
Whiskey gin and brandy
With a glass I'm pretty handy
I'm trying to walk a straight line
On sour mash and cheap wine
...
I'm dizzy drunk and fighting
On tequila white lightning
My glass is getting shorter
On whiskey ice and water
So come on have a good time
And get blinded outta your mind
...
Gonna drink you dry
Gonna get me high
With a glass I'm pretty handy
I'm trying to walk a straight line
On sour mash and cheap wine
...
I'm dizzy drunk and fighting
On tequila white lightning
My glass is getting shorter
On whiskey ice and water
So come on have a good time
And get blinded outta your mind
...
Gonna drink you dry
Gonna get me high
Submitted by: mouselover
AC/DC's, "Moneytalks"
Better Lyrics:
Paisan, paisan,
Listen to your Mommy
Paisan, paisan,
Listen when your Mommy talks
Listen to your Mommy
Paisan, paisan,
Listen when your Mommy talks
Original Lyrics:
Come on! Come on!
Love me for the money
Come on! Come on!
Listen to the money talk
Love me for the money
Come on! Come on!
Listen to the money talk
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
AC/DC's, "TNT"
Better Lyrics:
First you're a Dammit,
and then you're a baa,
Sort of looks like you
don't know who you are.
and then you're a baa,
Sort of looks like you
don't know who you are.
Original Lyrics:
So lock up your daughter,
lock up your wife,
Lock up the back door
and run for your life.
lock up your wife,
Lock up the back door
and run for your life.
Submitted by: Dylan Baranski
AC/DC's, "You Shook Me All Night Long"
Better Lyrics:
You, you kicked my dog.
Original Lyrics:
You shook me all night long.
Submitted by: Anonymous Bob
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