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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Beyoncé Knowles.

Beyoncé Knowles

Beyoncé Knowles', "If I Were a Boy"
Better Lyrics:
If I were a troll
Even just for a day
I'd post Trollface on all fora
If long enough I could stay awake
I'd pull the noobs' legs
And flame the oldfags
And then I'd be all around Facebook
Vandalising memorial walls
I'm a troll, after all
Original Lyrics:
If I were a boy
Even just for a day
I’d roll outta bed in the morning
And throw on what I wanted and go
Drink beer with the guys
And chase after girls
I’d kick it with who I wanted
And I’d never get confronted for it
'Cos they’d stick up for me
Submitted by: Sheogorath

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