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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by 5th Dimension.

5th Dimension

5th Dimension's, "Wedding Bell Blues"
Better Lyrics:
I’ll never know, why it is true.
Why some people will moo, whenever they see a cow (see a cow)
I never hear them do it to a chick or a sow. (chick or sow)
Now I could sure understand it, with children around.
I’m sure it helps them learn an animal’s sound.
But we hear some do it all alone, guess people just like to moo!
Original Lyrics:
Bill, I love you so, I always will
I look at you and see the passion eyes of May
Oh, but am I ever gonna see my wedding day
I was on your side Bill, when you were losin'
I'd never scheme or lie Bill, there's been no foolin'
But kisses and love won't carry me 'till you marry me Bill
Submitted by: Doug Baseball

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