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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Grand Master Flash.

Grand Master Flash

Grand Master Flash's, "New York New York"
Better Lyrics:
D.C. D.C., big city of schemes
But everything in D.C. ain't always what it seems
You might get fooled when the Clintons are in town
But Trump got elected and the old system's goin' down
As such, too many insiders, as such (so flawed)
Lobby bunch, too many paid staffers, as such, "They're Fired!" come January 20th...
Original Lyrics:
New York New York, big city of dreams
And everything in New York ain't always what it seems
You might get fooled if you come from out of town
But I'm down by law and I know my way around
Too much, too many people, too much (aha-ha)
Too much, too many people, too much, Raaah!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

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