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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Ke$ha

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Ke$ha.


Ke$ha's, "C'mon"
Better Lyrics:
What guns? Do you know the right type?
F*ck all the "Assault Weapon" hype
Feinstein's an idiot all right
What guns? What guns? What guns?
No selector switch on the side
And no flash suppressor to hide
Compared to "Full-autos" not right!!!
What guns? What guns? What guns?

Original Lyrics:
C’mon ’cause I know what I like
And you’re looking just like my type
Let’s go for it just for tonight
C’mon, c’mon, c’mon
Now don’t even try to deny
We’re both going home satisfied
Let’s go for it just for tonight
C’mon, c’mon, c’mon

Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Ke$ha's, "Gold Trans Am"
Better Lyrics:
Zoom! Glam!
Love you, Dan(ica)
Green Daytona racing
Original Lyrics:
Wham! Bam!
Thank you, man
Get inside my f*cking
Gold Trans Am!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Ke$ha's, "We R Who We R"
Better Lyrics:
There's no end-of-the-year surprise
We're all doomed to fiscal slide
Parties can't bridge great divide
Progress slo-o-w (NO GO!)

Compromise way too hard
Taxing and spending spars
The US torn apart
By DEM and REP retards
Barack & Boehner!!!
Original Lyrics:
I've got that glitter on my eyes
Stockings ripped all up the sides
Looking sick and sexy-fied
So let's go-o-o (Let's go!)

Tonight we're going hard
Just like the world is ours
We're tearin' it apart
We know we're superstars
We are who we are!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr,

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