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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Glen Campbell

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Glen Campbell.

Glen Campbell

Glen Campbell's, ""Where's The Playground, Susie?""
Better Lyrics:
So, what's happening, Fairchild?
I suppose you know your way around the Fair!
So, what's happening, Fairchild?
In case I hang around....
Original Lyrics:
Where's the playground, Susie?
You're the one who's supposed to know your way around....
Where's the playground, Susie?
If I don't stay around....
Submitted by: Iludium Phosdex
Glen Campbell's, "He's Got the Whole World in His Hands"
Better Lyrics:
He's got Republicans here in His hands,
He's got Democrats there in His hands,
He's got that peanut farmer from Georgia in His hands,
He's got Carter's brains in His hands!!!
(God's got to wash his hands of ultraliberalism!)

Original Lyrics:
He's got everybody here in His hands,
He's got everybody there in His hands,
He's got everybody everywhere in His hands,
He's got the whole world in His hands.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

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