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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Glen Campbell that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 70 misheard song lyrics for Glen Campbell on amIright currently.

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"(I'm Getting) Used to the Crying"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm getting used to the ear drops,
But at least we're alone when they start to fall
Original Lyrics:
I'm getting used to the tear drops,
But at least we're alone when they start to fall
"By The Time I Get To Phoenix" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
By the time I make out the turkey, she'll be quirky.
Original Lyrics:
By the time I make Albuquerque, she'll be working.
"By The Time I Get To Phoenix" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
By the time I make out the turkey, she'll be working.
Original Lyrics:
By the time I make Albuquerque, she'll be working.
"By The Time I Get To Phoenix" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
By the time I make out the turkey, she'll be worth it.
Original Lyrics:
By the time I make Albuquerque, she'll be working.
"By the Time I Get to Phoenix" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
By the time I get to feel it, she'll be rising..
Original Lyrics:
By the time I get to Phoenix, she'll be rising..
"By the Time I Get to Phoenix" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
By the time I make Albert Gherkin, she'll be working.
Original Lyrics:
By the time I make Albuquerque, she'll be working.
"Catch The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All but a maze will try and catch the wind.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, but I may as well try and catch the wind.
"Country Boy (You Got Your Feet in L.A.)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Country boy, you got your feet in a lake,
Put your mind on Tennessee
Original Lyrics:
Country boy, you got your feet in L.A.,
But your mind's on Tennessee
"Dreams Of The Everyday Housewife" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, such are the dreams of the everyday house wipe.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, such are the dreams of the everyday housewife.
"Gentle On My Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's knowing that your door is always open
And your cat is free to walk.
Original Lyrics:
It's knowing that your door is always open
And your path is free to walk.
"Gentle On My Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's known that your door is always open
And your path is free to watch
Original Lyrics:
It's knowin' that your door is always open
And your path is free to walk.
"Gentle On My Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Though the wheat fields and the coal mines
Original Lyrics:
Though the wheat fields and the clothes lines
"Gentle on My Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's snowin' at your door. It's always open
Original Lyrics:
It's knowin' that your door is always open
"Gentle on My Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
my beard a rough and faux pas
Original Lyrics:
My beard a roughning coal pile
"Honey Come Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey come back to where you belong to on TV
Original Lyrics:
Honey come back where you belong to only me
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
"...gettin' cars and lettuce from people I don't even know..."
Original Lyrics:
"...gettin' cards and letters from people I don't even know..."
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Arthur's cumming over the phone
Original Lyrics:
And offers coming over the phone
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all folks coming over the phone.
Original Lyrics:
And offers coming over the phone.
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And awful's comin' over the phone.
Original Lyrics:
And offers comin' over the phone.
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And offal coming over the phone.
Original Lyrics:
And offers coming over the phone.
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And orphans coming over the phone.
Original Lyrics:
And offers coming over the phone.
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And waffles coming over the phone.
Original Lyrics:
And offers coming over the phone.
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dog food coming over the bone.
Original Lyrics:
Offers coming over the phone.
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gettin' carbon letters from people I don't even know
And old folks crawling over the phone
Original Lyrics:
Gettin' cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers coming over the phone.
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gettin' cardboard ladders from people I don't even know
And offers coming over the phone.
Original Lyrics:
Gettin' cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers coming over the phone.
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gettin' cards and letters from people I don't even know
and old folks crawling over the phone
Original Lyrics:
Gettin' cards and letters from people I don't even know
and offers coming over the phone
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
And waffles comin' over the phone.
Original Lyrics:
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers comin' over the phone.
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Getting caught in lettuce of people I don't even know
And oggles coming over home.
Original Lyrics:
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers comin' over the phone.
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Getting constant letters from people I don't even know
Original Lyrics:
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Harry's donut
Original Lyrics:
Arizona
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know every crack in these dirty sidewalks a frog waits
Original Lyrics:
I know every crack in these dirty sidewalks of Broadway
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a nine stone cowboy.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a rhinestone cowboy.
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a nine stone cowboy.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a rhinestone cowboy.
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a nine-stone cowboy.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a rhinestone cowboy.
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a nine-stone cowboy.
Original Lyrics:
Like a rhinstone cowboy.
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a right strong cowboy
Original Lyrics:
I'm a rhinestone cowboby
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a rind-stoned cowboy
Original Lyrics:
I'm a rhinestone cowboy
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Iran stoned cowboy
Playing cops and robbers
With people I don't even know.
Original Lyrics:
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Gettin' cards and letters
From people I don't even know.
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a Rhinestone Cowboy
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
And Arthur's coming over the phone.
Original Lyrics:
Like a Rhinestone Cowboy
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers coming over the phone.
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a Rhinestone cowboy
Riding through the trails on a one horse rodeo.
Original Lyrics:
Like a Rhine stone Cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo.
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a blind stoned bell boy
Original Lyrics:
Like a Rhinestone Cowboy
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a limestone cowboy
Original Lyrics:
Like a rhinestone cowboy
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a limestone cowboy
Original Lyrics:
Like a rhinestone cowboy
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a limestone cowboy
Original Lyrics:
Like a rhinestone cowboy
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a nine stone cowboy
Original Lyrics:
Like a rhinestone cowboy
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a nine-stone cowboy
Original Lyrics:
Like a rhinestone cowboy
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding through the trails on a one horse rodeo.
Original Lyrics:
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo.
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a ride'm cowboy.
Original Lyrics:
Like a rhinestone cowboy.
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a well-hung ploughboy
Original Lyrics:
Like a rhinestone cowboy
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's been a load of compromisin' On the road to mile horizon
Original Lyrics:
There's been a load of compromisin' On the road to my horizon
"Southern Nights" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
...we can light a fire for Jones. Jones.
Original Lyrics:
...weeping willows would cry for Joy. Joy.
"Where's The Playground, Susie?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the playground should be
If I don't go I won't know my way around
Original Lyrics:
Where's the playground, Susie?
You're the one who's supposed to know her way around
"Where's The Playground, Susie?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the playground's oozy?
Original Lyrics:
Where's the playground, Susie?
"Wichita Lineman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a lineman for the Cowboys.
Original Lyrics:
I am a lineman for the County.
"Wichita Lineman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a linesman for Notts County
Original Lyrics:
I am a lineman for the county
"Wichita Lineman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a lymon for the Gal Gin
Original Lyrics:
I am a lineman for the county
"Wichita Lineman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a wino for the County.
Original Lyrics:
I am a lineman for the County.
"Wichita Lineman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the limon (pronounced 'lime-on') for the county.
Original Lyrics:
I am a lineman for the county.
"Wichita Lineman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear her singing in the choir.
Original Lyrics:
I hear you singin' in the wire.
"Wichita Lineman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear you singing in the choir
I can hear you through the line.
Original Lyrics:
I hear you singin' in the wire
I can hear you through the whine.
"Wichita Lineman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I need a small vacation.
But it don't look like train.
And if it snows that stretch down south.
But not ever stand to stand.
And I need you more than want you.
Original Lyrics:
I know I need a small vacation.
But it don't look like rain.
And if it snows that stretch down south.
Won't ever stand the strain.
And I need you more than want you.
"Wichita Lineman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the fish and chips limon (pronounced 'lime-on'), and I'm still awfully fine.
or
I'm the fish-and-chips limon, and I've still got to whine.
Original Lyrics:
And the Wichita lineman is still on the line.
"Wichita Lineman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Searching in the sun for another overdose
Original Lyrics:
Searching in the sun for another overload
"Wichita Lineman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The dickhead lineman
Original Lyrics:
The Wichita line man
"Wichita Lineman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The witches call my name
Original Lyrics:
The Wichita line man
"Witchia Lineman"
Misheard Lyrics:
The wicked old linesman is still on the line
Original Lyrics:
The Witchia lineman is still on the line
"Witchita Lineman"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if this nose that's stretched down south
Original Lyrics:
And if it snows, that stretch down south
"Witchita Lineman"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the witch and the liar man are still on the line
Original Lyrics:
And the Wichita Lineman is still on the line
"Witchita Lineman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a lineman for the cowboys.
Original Lyrics:
I am a lineman for the county.
"Witchita Lineman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear you singin' in the choir.
Original Lyrics:
I hear you singin' in the wire.

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