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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Weird Al Yankovic

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Weird Al Yankovic.

Weird Al Yankovic

Weird Al Yankovic's, "I Can't Watch This"
Better Lyrics:
Now why did I ever pay forty bucks?
I hooked up thirty channels, and each one sucks
Original Lyrics:
Now why did I ever pay for this junk?
I hooked up eighty channels, and each one stunk
Submitted by: Isac
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Nature Trail To Hell"
Better Lyrics:
There's a homicidal maniac who finds a cub-scout pack

and he hacks up two or three in every scene.
Original Lyrics:
There's a homicidal maniac who finds a cub-scout troop

and he hacks up two or three in every scene.
Submitted by: Jeff
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Ricky"
Better Lyrics:
You vacuum my new rug and you suck the whole thing up
Original Lyrics:
You iron my new shirt and you burn a hole right through
Submitted by: Cram Senshaw
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Sports Song"
Better Lyrics:
What's the use of even going through the motions
When you're going to get your butts whipped anyhow?
Original Lyrics:
What's the use of even going through the motions
When you know that you're going to lose anyhow?
Submitted by: The Skuz
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Such A Groovy Guy"
Better Lyrics:
Well for starters I could pour some frozen yogurt down your back

Much scarier than the original lyrics, as frozen yogurt is colder than chocolate pudding
Original Lyrics:
Well for starters I could pour some chocolate pudding down your pants
Submitted by: Isac

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