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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Weird Al Yankovic
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Weird Al Yankovic.
Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Eat it"
Better Lyrics:
How come this console has no moderate games
"LittleBigPlanet" is getting so lame
"Final Fantasy 12" and 13 are the same
So Sell it
Dont you tell me its cool just Sell it, Sell it
Get a 360 instead of it
PlayStation Network could not survive
Microsoft owned it with Xbox LIVE
"LittleBigPlanet" is getting so lame
"Final Fantasy 12" and 13 are the same
So Sell it
Dont you tell me its cool just Sell it, Sell it
Get a 360 instead of it
PlayStation Network could not survive
Microsoft owned it with Xbox LIVE
Original Lyrics:
Your table manners are a crying shame
You're playing with your food just like some kind of game
Now if you starve to death you'll just have yourself to blame so eat it
Dont you tell me your full just eat it, eat it
Dont you make me repeat it
Have some more chicken, have some more fries
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
You're playing with your food just like some kind of game
Now if you starve to death you'll just have yourself to blame so eat it
Dont you tell me your full just eat it, eat it
Dont you make me repeat it
Have some more chicken, have some more fries
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
Submitted by: Chris Maldonado
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Fat"
Better Lyrics:
i live in Roxbury, its my hood
to my homies i say waz good? (East coast!)
got some spinners on my stolen ride
and from the cops i've got to hide
rhyme on uh uh got a good beat alright!
my families cool
my mistake
i really think that they're an ache
i live in a ghetto where i cant be found
my bitches butt is really round
when you see me comin
better give me plenty space
cause i got my ak40 and i will shoot your face
because im black im black
my life is really wack
because im black im black u know it u know
to my homies i say waz good? (East coast!)
got some spinners on my stolen ride
and from the cops i've got to hide
rhyme on uh uh got a good beat alright!
my families cool
my mistake
i really think that they're an ache
i live in a ghetto where i cant be found
my bitches butt is really round
when you see me comin
better give me plenty space
cause i got my ak40 and i will shoot your face
because im black im black
my life is really wack
because im black im black u know it u know
Original Lyrics:
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or Ill sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
cause Im the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
Im too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
Ive got more chins than chinatown
Well, Ive never used a phone booth
And Ive never seen my toes
When Im goin to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because Im fat, Im fat,
im really really fat
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it you know
Just watch your mouth or Ill sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
cause Im the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
Im too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
Ive got more chins than chinatown
Well, Ive never used a phone booth
And Ive never seen my toes
When Im goin to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because Im fat, Im fat,
im really really fat
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it you know
Submitted by: kid krazy
Weird Al Yankovic's, "I Can't Watch This"
Better Lyrics:
Stop! Rated R!
Original Lyrics:
Stop! Prime time! (later...) Stop! Cable time!
Submitted by: Mickey D.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "I Can't Watch This"
Better Lyrics:
Stop! Rated R!
Original Lyrics:
Stop! Prime time!
(later) Stop! Cable time!
(later) Stop! Cable time!
Submitted by: Mickey D.
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