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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Weird Al Yankovic that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 261 misheard song lyrics for Weird Al Yankovic on amIright currently.

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"Addicted To Spuds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My anus will face it, I'm addicted to spuds.
Original Lyrics:
Might as well face it, I'm addicted to spuds.
"Addicted To Spuds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your greasy bands, your salty lips
Original Lyrics:
Your greasy hands, your salty lips
"Albuquerque"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I had my training table up
And my seat belt in the fool-a-bride position.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position.
"Albuquerque"
Misheard Lyrics:
Albut Keerkey
Original Lyrics:
Albuquerque
"Albuquerque"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alva kirky
Original Lyrics:
Albuquerque
"Albuquerque"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the in-flight movie was violent with Pauly Shore.
or
And the in-flight movie was 'Viadol' with Pauly Shore.
or
And the in-flight movie was 'Viaduct' with Pauly Shore.
Original Lyrics:
And the in-flight movie was 'Bio-Dome' with Pauly Shore.
"Albuquerque"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said "A" (A)
"L" (L)
"V" (V)
"U" (U)
"kirky" (kirky)
Original Lyrics:
I said "A" (A)
"L" (L)
"B" (B)
"U" (U)
"querque" (querque)
"Albuquerque"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would not sleep for an instant until
The one-mouthed snowman was brought to justice.
Original Lyrics:
I would not sleep for an instant until
The one-nostrilled man was brought to justice.
"Albuquerque"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the cows are oh so fluffy
Original Lyrics:
Where the towels are oh so fluffy
"Albuquerque"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the shriners and the leopards
play their ukuleles all day long
Original Lyrics:
Where the shriners and the lepers
Play their ukuleles all day long.
"Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
An Amish with a tool,
you know that's unheard of!
Original Lyrics:
An Amish with a 'tude,
you know that's unheard of!
"Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
An Amish with a tool
You know that's a hurdle.
Original Lyrics:
An Amish with a 'tude
You know that's unheard of!
"Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish dying
Original Lyrics:
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
"Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even Zeeky's ill thinks my hind has gone.
Original Lyrics:
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind has gone.
"Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even a sequel thinks that my mind has gone!
Original Lyrics:
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind has gone.
"Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the pious guy the little Amish want to be like.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes want to be like.
"Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the pious guy the little omelets want to be like.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes want to be like.
"Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
My brother and I have to get medieval, your highness.
Original Lyrics:
My brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie.
"Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
My brother, I might have to get in even with your heinie.
Original Lyrics:
My brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie.
"Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're all crazy men and eyes
Livin' in an Amish Paradise
Original Lyrics:
We're all crazy Mennonites
Livin' in an Amish Paradise
"Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're all crazy men and nice
Livin' in an Amish Paradise
Original Lyrics:
We're all crazy Mennonites
Livin' in an Amish Paradise
"Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're all crazy men and wives
Original Lyrics:
We're all crazy Mennonites
"Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're all crazy men at night
Living in an Amish Paradise.
Original Lyrics:
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish Paradise.
"Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're all crazy men on ice
Original Lyrics:
We're all crazy Mennonites
"Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're just crazy men and nice
Original Lyrics:
We're just crazy Menonites.
"Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're just crazy men in tights
Original Lyrics:
We're all crazy Mennonites
"Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're old crazy men with kites
or
We're all crazy men with rice
Original Lyrics:
We're all crazy Mennonites
"Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've been stranded most our lives
Living in an Amish Paradise.
Original Lyrics:
We've been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish Paradise.
"Bedrock Anthem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got an Aerodactyl for a windshield wiper.
Original Lyrics:
Got a pterodactyl for windshield wiper.
Aerodactyl is a Pokemon character, which did not yet exist at the time this song was written. Therefore this mishearing is not plausible.
"Bedrock Anthem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Realized I was living in the stone age
No fax, no silly little phone-age
Original Lyrics:
Realized I was living in the stone age
No fax, no cellular phone-age
"Bedrock Anthem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We do a little dance and then we drink a little Beano
Original Lyrics:
We do a little bowling, then we drink a little vino
"Bohemian Polka" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Any way to include
Original Lyrics:
Any way the wind blows
"Bohemian Polka" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beelzebub has the devil put aside for weed.
Original Lyrics:
Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me.
"Buckingham Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chucky wants to grow up and be a porno star.
Original Lyrics:
Chucky wants to grow up and be a polo star.
"Buy Me A Condo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ja, Ja, ja, ja, life is so very hard
I need a (job) job, job, job
Jacuzzi in me back yard.
Original Lyrics:
Ja, ja, ja, ja, life is so very hard
I need a (ja) ja, ja, ja
Jacuzzi in my backyard.
"CNR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ninja warrior, master of the skies
Original Lyrics:
Ninja warrior, master of disguise
"Cable TV"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I was just about ready to curl a Ban Dai
or
And I was just about ready to curl a bend dye.
Original Lyrics:
And I was just about ready to curl up and die.
"Cable TV"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the Siamese faith weirdo's network
Original Lyrics:
I got the Siamese Faith Healer's network
"Canadian Idiot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheaper meds, and Robinson Kleenair
Original Lyrics:
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
"Canadian Idiot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheaper meds, and robbing some Kleenair.
Original Lyrics:
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air.
"Canadian Idiot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wanna be some Venezuelan hockey nut.
Original Lyrics:
Don't want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut.
"Canadian Idiot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then a can while they gasoline Dion
Original Lyrics:
Then again well they got Celine Dion
"Cavity Search"
Misheard Lyrics:
U jabbed minder vending
Driving in the seine.
Original Lyrics:
You jab at my nerve endings
It's driving me insane.
"Christmas at Ground Zero"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more time for laughing or shopping
Original Lyrics:
No more time for last-minute shopping
"Close, But No Cigar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vivian was her name
She was sweeter than aspratake.
Original Lyrics:
Jillian was her name
She was sweeter than aspartame.
"Confessions Part III"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember that s*** you got me for my birthday?
Original Lyrics:
Remember that shirt that you got me for my birthday?
"Dare To Be Stupid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bite, or I'll have to feed you.
Original Lyrics:
Bite the hand that feeds you.
"Dare To Be Stupid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burger handle, apple pants!
Original Lyrics:
Burn your candle at both ends
"Dare To Be Stupid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like you'll get coarse in the mouth
Original Lyrics:
Look a gift horse in the mouth
"Dare To Be Stupid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Punch a dead horse in the mouth.
Original Lyrics:
Look a gift horse in the mouth
"Dare To Be Stupid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then fart into your phone
It's the Dracula way.
Original Lyrics:
Then party 'til you're broke
And they drag you away.
"Dare To Be Stupid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can just give up and shit
Original Lyrics:
You can just give up the ship
"Dare To Be Stupid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can just give up the s***.
Original Lyrics:
You can just give up the ship.
"Dare To Be Stupid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'd better find yourself a little scratch
Original Lyrics:
You'd better find yourself an itch to scratch
"Dare to Be Stupid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Plug a gift horse in the mouth
Original Lyrics:
Look a gift horse in the mouth
"Do I Creep You Out?"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be stinkin' all you got.
Original Lyrics:
Your restraining order's out.
"Don't Download This Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe you will feel the urge
To break into national copyright law.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe you will feel the urge
To break international copyright law.
"Don't Download This Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
To break into national copyright law.
Original Lyrics:
To break international copyright law.
"Don't Wear Those Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm begging you down on my bandaged knees.
Original Lyrics:
But I'm begging you down on my bended knees.
"Don't Wear Those Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd do anything to beat you
Original Lyrics:
I'd do anything to please you
"Eat It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wanna hear about what kind of food you ate
Original Lyrics:
Don't wanna hear about what kind of food you hate
"Eat It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be bait
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna debate
"Eat It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fries
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
"Eat It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now if you start to dance, you'll just have yourself a plate
Original Lyrics:
Now if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
"Eat It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now if you start to death
You just have yourself complain
Original Lyrics:
Now, if you starve to death
You'll just have yourself to blame
"Eat It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well don't you know that other kids are story in Japan?
Original Lyrics:
Well don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan?
"Ebay"
Misheard Lyrics:
A rare mint snow blob
Original Lyrics:
A rare mint snow globe
"Ebay"
Misheard Lyrics:
The kinda fluff you tow away
Original Lyrics:
The kind of stuff you throw away
"Ebay"
Misheard Lyrics:
The kindest of your throwaway
Original Lyrics:
The kinda stuff you throw away.
"Everything You Know Is Wrong"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was abducted by some aliens whose face
Looked like Jamie Farr.
Original Lyrics:
I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr.
"Fat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, or white
or
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, or rye
or
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, or rye
Original Lyrics:
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
"Fat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ham on, ham on. I'm a Norwegian. Alright.
Original Lyrics:
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, alright.
"Fat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey mon, hey mon
Hey mon, are we, all right?
Original Lyrics:
Ham on, ham on
Ham on whole wheat, all right.
"Fat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm fat, I'm back, sham on.
Original Lyrics:
I'm fat, I'm fat, come on.
"Fat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm fat, I'm fat, Shamu
Original Lyrics:
I'm fat, I'm fat, come on.
It clearly sounds like he's saying "Sham on!" instead of "Come on!"
"Fat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My fingers bust
My buttons break.
Original Lyrics:
My zippers bust
My buckles break.
"Fat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, shampoo.
Original Lyrics:
You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo.
"Fat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your body's white
Well, mine is too.
Original Lyrics:
Your butt is wide
Well, mine is too.
"First World Problems"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm pretty sure the monkeys in this airport lounge ain't gluten-free.
Original Lyrics:
I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten-free.
"Gandhi II"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't move, Slangboy.
Original Lyrics:
Don't move, Slimeball.
"Genius In France" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're snooty and rude
They like discussing food.
Original Lyrics:
They're snooty and rude
They like disgusting food.
"Germs"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're gonna possess me.
Original Lyrics:
It kind of upsets me.
"Girls Just Want To Have Lunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm without my Diner's Card
Their eyes get so wide.
Original Lyrics:
When I whip out my Diner's Card
Their eyes get so wide.
"Grapefruit Diet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grapefruit diet (Diet!)
Gotta deep-freeze my derriere!
Original Lyrics:
Grapefruit diet (Diet!)
Gotta decrease my derriere!
"Grapefruit Diet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to live on chocolate sauce
Made sumo wrestlers look like they ate moss.
Original Lyrics:
I used to live on chocolate sauce
Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss.
"Grapefruit Diet"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I leave a room
First I gotta greet the door.
Original Lyrics:
When I leave a room
First I gotta grease the door.
"Gump"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's scum! He's scum!
Original Lyrics:
He's Gump! He's Gump!
"Happy Birthday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your daddy's in the ghetto with a wretch and a whore
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Psycho Four
Original Lyrics:
Your daddy's in the ghetto with the wretched and the poor
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
"Happy Birthday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your daddy's in the gutter with the red shirt in the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor.
"Hardware Store" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle
Power f***ers, spoons and ladles.
Original Lyrics:
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle
Power foggers, spoons and ladles.
"Hardware Store" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motherf***ers
Original Lyrics:
Bug dectectors
"Hardware Store" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tire gauges, hamster cages
Thermostats and bucter-flucters
Original Lyrics:
Tire gauges, hamster cages
Thermostats and bug deflectors
"I Can't Watch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mephisto and Ebert's bums
Oughta go home and just sit on their thumbs.
Original Lyrics:
Those Siskel and Ebert bums
Oughta go home and just sit on their thumbs.
"I Can't Watch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody's 401 falls down off the roof.
Original Lyrics:
Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof.
"I Can't Watch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop! Rated R!
Original Lyrics:
Stop! Cable time!
"I Lost On Jeopardy!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Against a plumber, win an architect, both with a BHT
Original Lyrics:
Against a plumber, oh, and an architect, both with a Ph.D
"I Lost On Jeopardy!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I took Pope for Me for $100
Original Lyrics:
I took potpourri for $100
"I Lost On Jeopardy!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a complete blues-er!
Original Lyrics:
You're a complete loser!
The last sentence of Don Pardo's voiceover speech, which occurs during the instrumental break.
"I Lost on Jeopardy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Against a plumber pullin' an architect
Original Lyrics:
Against a plumber, oh, and an architect
"I Lost on Jeopardy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I lost 10th
I lost nervous
Original Lyrics:
I was tense
I was nervous
"I Lost on Jeopardy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just tell me now what I did and when, yeah, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Just tell me now what I didn't win, yeah, yeah
"I Love Rocky Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give me no crummy teaspoon
Original Lyrics:
Don't give me no crummy taste spoon
Grammatically speaking, it should be "Don't give me *a* crummy taste spoon."
"I Love Rocky Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep a couple quarters in my locker at school.
Original Lyrics:
Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school.
"I Think I'm A Clone Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been on Oprah Winfrey, I'm lonely now.
Original Lyrics:
I've been on Oprah Winfrey, I'm world renowned.
"I Think I'm A Clone Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Paper 'duced to carbon copy man.
Original Lyrics:
They produced a carbon copy man.
"I Think I'm A Clone Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I can be my own defendant
I can send myself for pizza.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I can be my own best friend
And I can send myself for pizza.
"I Want A New Duck"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now, what I think.
or
I know what I think.
or
I'm out, I think.
Original Lyrics:
A mallard, I think.
"I Want A New Duck"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dammit!
Original Lyrics:
Get it?
"I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now's the time to go for a roll just so you can grab.
Original Lyrics:
Now's the time to go for all the gusto you can grab.
"I'll Sue Ya'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sued Toys 'R Us 'cuz I swallowed an earth ball
And then it choked to death.
Original Lyrics:
I sued Toys 'R Us 'cuz I swallowed a Nerf Ball
And nearly choked to death.
"I'll Sue Ya'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sued Toys 'R' Us
'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball, and then I choked to death.
Original Lyrics:
I sued Toys 'R' Us
'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball and nearly choked to death.
"I'll Sue Ya"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll fake all my money
Original Lyrics:
I'll take all your money
"I'm So Sick Of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do you have my apron?
Original Lyrics:
Give my best regards to Satan.
"I'm So Sick Of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah your feet are all yellow
Your blood's made of Jell-O
or
Yeah your meats are all yellow
Your bug's made of Jell-O.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, your teeth are all yellow
Your butt's made of Jell-O.
"I'm So Sick Of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got a U.N. body odor.
Original Lyrics:
You've got inhuman body odor.
"I'm So Sick Of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got a human body odor.
or
You've gotten cumin body odor.
Original Lyrics:
You've got inhuman body odor.
"I'm So Sick Of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got the ham of a flock of coronas.
Original Lyrics:
You've got the hair of a boxing promoter.
"I'm So Sick Of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've the hair of a Botox promoter.
Original Lyrics:
You've got the hair of a boxing promoter.
"It's All About The Pentiums"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all about the panty hose, baby.
Original Lyrics:
It's all about the Pentiums, baby.
"It's All About The Pentiums"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nine to five chewin' out Hewlett-Packard.
Original Lyrics:
Nine to five chillin' at Hewlett-Packard.
"It's All About the Pentiums"
Misheard Lyrics:
You think your Commodore 64 is really Neo
Original Lyrics:
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
"Jerry Springer"
Misheard Lyrics:
A bunch of sucky porn star midgets who were all nude.
Original Lyrics:
A bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nude.
"Jerry Springer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cherry, Cherry! Now the crowd starts their favorite chance.
Original Lyrics:
Jerry, Jerry! Now the crowd starts their favorite chant.
"Jerry Springer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy cow, d'you see it last week?
Well, they had the swan freak.
Original Lyrics:
Holy cow, d'you see it last week?
Well, they had this one freak.
"Jerry Springer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jerry's the king of constipation.
Original Lyrics:
Jerry's the king of confrontation.
"Jerry Springer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michael doesn't love you
Original Lyrics:
That goat doesn't love you
"Jerry Springer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some monkey-f***ing drag queen
Original Lyrics:
Some unsuspecting drag queen
"Jerry Springer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some mother-f**king drag queen
Original Lyrics:
Some unsuspecting drag queen
"Jerry Springer"
Misheard Lyrics:
That goat doesn't belong to you!
Original Lyrics:
That goat doesn't love you!
"Jerry Springer"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're always wearin'
Furs 'n', kickin' butt
At point-blank.
Original Lyrics:
They're always swearin'
Cursin', kickin' butt
And pointin' blame.
"Jurassic Park" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause they sure don't act like Barbie
Original Lyrics:
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
"Jurassic Park" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, this sure ain't no Egyptian.
Original Lyrics:
Well, this sure ain't no E-ticket.
"King Of Suede"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a sale on our Doublemint slacks today.
Original Lyrics:
There's a sale on our double-knit slacks today.
"Lasagna" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have a some or a nada
Original Lyrics:
Have-a some marinara
"Lasagna" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you like some zucchini, or my Hormel linguini?
Original Lyrics:
Would you like some zucchini, or my homemade linguini?
"Like A Surgeon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Better give me all your Gossamers.
Original Lyrics:
Better give me all your gauze, nurse.
"Like A Surgeon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Better give me all your commerce
Original Lyrics:
Better give me all your gauze, nurse
"Like A Surgeon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me all your Cosmers.
Original Lyrics:
Give me all your gauze, Nurse.
Whatever 'Cosmers' means...
"Like A Surgeon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me all your Gosmerts
Original Lyrics:
Give my all your gauze, Nurse
"Like A Surgeon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me see that ivy.
Original Lyrics:
Let me see that I.V.
"Like a Surgeon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a sturgeon
Original Lyrics:
Like a surgeon
"Like a Surgeon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah my patients die before they get paid
Original Lyrics:
Yeah my patients die before they can pay
The original lyrics make more sense than the misheard lyrics because the patients don't get paid; they're the ones doing the paying.
"Living With A Hernia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doctor says there ain't nothin'
Two disk-uhs.
Original Lyrics:
Doctor says there ain't nothin'
To discuss.
"Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day he was shootin'
O. J. was shootin' at some food.
Original Lyrics:
One day he was shootin'
Old Jed was shootin' at some food.
"My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder"
Misheard Lyrics:
But my girl can't get enough of his Southern demeanor
Original Lyrics:
But my girl can't get enough of his sullen demeanor
"My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's her favourite soccer multi millionaire.
Original Lyrics:
He's her very favorite slacker multi-millionaire.
"My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's her very favorite psycho multi- millionaire.
Original Lyrics:
He's her very favorite slacker multi-millionaire.
"My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's her very favorite soccer multi-millionaire.
Original Lyrics:
He's her very favorite slacker multi-millionaire.
"My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe it, now she's knitting in my sweater.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe it, now she's knitting him a sweater.
"My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder"
Misheard Lyrics:
I really think he's from planet X-y.
Original Lyrics:
He's so darn disfunctional and generation X-y.
"My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like he's some big tortured genius
who has some kind of weiner
Original Lyrics:
Like he's some big tortured genius
and I'm some kind of wiener
"My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder"
Misheard Lyrics:
She likes his brutal angst and his wide-eyed stare
Original Lyrics:
She likes his brooding angst and his wild-eyed stare
"My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I don't wear cotton and I don't wear flannel
Original Lyrics:
Well, I don't wear Doc Martens and I don't wear flannel
"Ode To A Superhero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It seems she prefers guys
Who can p*ss upside down in the rain.
Original Lyrics:
It seems she prefers guys
Who can kiss upside down in the rain.
"Polka Power"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smell Sex Ed
Candy here.
Original Lyrics:
I smell sex and
Candy here.
"Polka Power"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's that gassing the upstairs in my direction?
or
Who's that cussing me upstairs in my direction?
Original Lyrics:
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
A snippet from the song "Sex And Candy" by Marcy Playground.
"Polka Power"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, yeah mama, this surely is a dream
Bigot!
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, yeah mama, this surely is a dream
Dig it!
"Polkarama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Budai ein saiyan cheeser
Original Lyrics:
But I ain't sayin' she's a...
"Pretty Fly For A Rabbi"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he never eats pastrami, always prays with mayonnaise
Original Lyrics:
And he never eats pastrami on white bread with mayonnaise
"Pretty Fly For A Rabbi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aw, he involves himself for trumpet psychic plots.
Original Lyrics:
Oy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz.
"Pretty Fly For A Rabbi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barking like a dog, at the Synagogue
Original Lyrics:
Working like a dog, at the Synagogue
"Pretty Fly For A Rabbi"
Misheard Lyrics:
He never asks for sugar
And he's hardly a schlemiel.
Original Lyrics:
He never acts meshugga
And he's hardly a schlemiel.
"Pretty Fly For A Rabbi"
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll always stop on down for a wedding or a bris
Original Lyrics:
He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a bris
"Pretty Fly For A Rabbi"
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll always stop on down
or
He'll always slap on down
or
He'll always step on down.
Original Lyrics:
He'll always shlep on down.
"Pretty Fly For A Rabbi"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's doin' well, I gotta smell
Siennas love him, even shih-tzus think he's swell.
Original Lyrics:
He's doin' well, I gotta kvell
The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell.
"Pretty Fly For A Rabbi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just say 'Gay Ishmir!' and he'll kick into gear.
Original Lyrics:
Just say 'Vay iz mir!' and he'll kick into gear.
"Pretty Fly For A Rabbi"
Misheard Lyrics:
People used that stuff, now they say mazel tov!
He's such a mocker 'cause he worked his sofas off.
Original Lyrics:
People used to scoff, now they say mazel tov!
He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off.
"Pretty Fly For A Rabbi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show up at his home,
he sells you loam
Original Lyrics:
Show up at his home,
he says 'Shalom'
"Pretty Fly For A Rabbi"
Misheard Lyrics:
The parents pay them royal
And he gets to keep the tip!
Original Lyrics:
The parents pay the mohel
And he gets to keep the tip!
"Pretty Fly For A Rabbi"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're on cell phone, dear Ablinza!
Original Lyrics:
Veren zol fun dir a blintsa
"Ricky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sick of Fred and apple always comin' over here
Original Lyrics:
I'm sick of Fred and Ethel always comin' over here
"Ricky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm such a frikkin a--hole always coming over there.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sick of Fred of Ethel always coming over here.
"Slime Creatures From Outer Space"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flying teachers from outer space
Original Lyrics:
Slime creatures from outer space
"Slime Creatures From Outer Space"
Misheard Lyrics:
Science teachers from outer space
Original Lyrics:
Slime creatures from outer space
"Smells Like Nirvana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boy, this oughta f*ck your parents.
Original Lyrics:
Boy, this oughta bug your parents.
"Smells Like Nirvana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For this autumn, bug your parents.
Original Lyrics:
Boy, this oughta bug your parents.
"Smells Like Nirvana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go do something, bug your parents!
Original Lyrics:
Boy this oughtta bug your parents!
"Smells Like Nirvana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here we are now, we're Nelvana
Original Lyrics:
Here we are now, we're Nirvana
Nelvana is a Canadian animation company
"Smells Like Nirvana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hug a rague band from Seattle
Original Lyrics:
A garage band from Seattle
"Smells Like Nirvana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a rock band from Seattle.
Original Lyrics:
A garage band from Seattle
"Smells Like Nirvana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put this on and bug your parents!
Original Lyrics:
Boy this oughtta bug your parents!
"Smells Like Nirvana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seem to stay clean, we don't wanna!
Original Lyrics:
Sing distinctly? We don't wanna!
"Smells Like Nirvana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Singing songs that we don't wanna
Buy our album, we're Nirvana.
Original Lyrics:
Sing distinctly? We don't wanna
Buy our album, we're Nirvana.
"Smells Like Nirvana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stink of stinkweed, we don't wanna!
Buy our album, we're Nirvana!
Original Lyrics:
Sing distictly, we don't wanna!
Buy our album, we're Nirvana!
"Smells Like Nirvana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This oughta poke your parrot.
Original Lyrics:
This oughta bug your parents.
"Smells Like Nirvana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't smell like Madonna
Original Lyrics:
We don't sound like Madonna
"Smells Like Nirvana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're a grunge band from Seattle.
Original Lyrics:
We're a garage band from Seattle.
"Smells Like Nirvana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're so loud and incoherent
Boy, this oughta f*** your parents.
Original Lyrics:
We're so loud and incoherent
Boy, this oughta bug your parents.
"Smells Like Nirvana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're so loud that think they'll hear us?
Original Lyrics:
We're so loud and incoherent.
"Spy Hard"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man of intrigue, he lives for the drill.
Original Lyrics:
A man of intrigue, he lives for the thrill.
"Stop Dragging My Car Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He said, 'I really like your Snagglepuss necklace.'
Original Lyrics:
He said, 'I really like your snaggle tooth necklace.'
"Stop Dragging My Car Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like, wow, I'm sorry Buffy towed it away
Original Lyrics:
Like, wow, I'm sorry but we towed it away
"Stop Dragging My Car Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your pants are groovy and your hair is all gay.
Original Lyrics:
Your pants are groovy and your hair's okay.
"Such a Groovy Guy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And then attach those egg rolls to your brain and watch you dance
Original Lyrics:
And then attach electrodes to your brain and watch you dance
Getting electrodes attached to your brain sounds scarier than getting egg rolls attached to your brain, but of course the misheard lyrics are literally impossible. :-(
"Syndicated Inc."
Misheard Lyrics:
Benson it'll be.
Original Lyrics:
Then soon it'll be.
"Benson" was a sitcom from the 80s that has been in syndication.
"Syndicated, Inc."
Misheard Lyrics:
Bashin' 'All in the Family'
Original Lyrics:
'M*A*S*H' and 'All in the Family'
"Syndicated, Inc."
Misheard Lyrics:
Watchin' 'All in the Family'
Original Lyrics:
'M*A*S*H' and 'All in the Family'
"Tacky"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my used liquid bibles are on display ...
I would like a Twitter feud, will take selfies with the deceased
Original Lyrics:
All my used liquor bottles are on display ...
I would live-tweet a funeral or take selfies with the deceased
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you can use TV Guide
To help you decide with a cathelizer view.
Original Lyrics:
And you can use TV Guide
To help you decide with a capsulized review.
"The Night Santa Went Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to vomit.
Original Lyrics:
Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it.
"The Saga Begins"
Misheard Lyrics:
But he can use the forest, they say.
Original Lyrics:
But he can use the force, they say.
"The Saga Begins"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bye bye, this Iranikan guy.
Original Lyrics:
My, my, this here Anakin guy.
"The Saga Begins"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bye, bye monsieur Anakin guy,
maybe Vader someday later,
now he's just a small fry
Original Lyrics:
My, my this here Anakin guy,
maybe Vader someday later,
now he's just a small fry
"The Saga Begins"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bye, bye, Miss Uranian Pie.
Original Lyrics:
My, my, this here Anakin guy.
"The Saga Begins"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bye, bye, Mister Anakin Guy.
Original Lyrics:
My, my, this here Anakin guy.
"The Saga Begins"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bye, bye, Monsieur Anakin guy.
Original Lyrics:
My, my, this here Anakin guy
"The Saga Begins"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bye, bye, Mr. Anakin guy.
Original Lyrics:
My, my, this here Anakin guy.
"The Saga Begins"
Misheard Lyrics:
Could talk the feather racin' in.
Original Lyrics:
Could talk the Federation in.
"The Saga Begins"
Misheard Lyrics:
How his mini DeLorean was off the scale.
or
How his mini accordion was off the scale.
Original Lyrics:
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale.
"The Saga Begins"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the end, some gundams died.
Original Lyrics:
In the end, some Gunguns died.
"The Saga Begins"
Misheard Lyrics:
My, my, this 'Heredican' guy.
Original Lyrics:
My, my, this here Anakin guy.
"The Saga Begins"
Misheard Lyrics:
My, my, this Uranican guy
Original Lyrics:
My, my, this here Annakin guy
"The Saga Begins"
Misheard Lyrics:
My, my, this Uranium guy.
Original Lyrics:
My, my, this here Annakin guy.
"The Saga Begins"
Misheard Lyrics:
My, oh my, Mr. Annakin guy
Original Lyrics:
My, oh my, this here Annakin guy
"The Saga Begins"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my my this Heiranikan guy
or
Oh, my, my, this Heiraniggan guy
or
Oh, my, my, this here and again guy
Original Lyrics:
Oh, my my this here Anakin guy
"The Saga Begins"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my, my, this American Guy.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, my, my, this here Anakin guy.
It's a parody of "American Pie", hence the possible mis-hearing.
"The Saga Begins"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my, my, this Iraniken guy.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, my, my, this here Anakin guy.
"The Saga Begins"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my, my
This here American sky.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, my, my
This here Anakin guy.
"The Saga Begins"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saying soon I'm gonna be a good guy
Original Lyrics:
Saying soon I'm gonna be a Jedi
"The Saga Begins"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saying soon I'm gonna be a jet eye.
Original Lyrics:
Saying soon I'm gonna be a Jedi.
"The Saga Begins"
Misheard Lyrics:
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his Medjugorjeans were off the scale.
Original Lyrics:
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale.
"The Saga Begins"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soon I'm gonna be a dead-eye.
Original Lyrics:
Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi.
"The Saga Begins"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all wound up on tattooing.
Original Lyrics:
We all wound up on Tatooine.
"The Saga Begins"
Misheard Lyrics:
We took a bundle from the scene.
Original Lyrics:
We took a bongo from the scene.
"The Saga Begins"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I knew who would win for space
Original Lyrics:
Well I knew who would win first place
"The Weird Al Show Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he lived in a sewer with his monster pal.
or
And he lived in a sewer with his lobster pal.
Original Lyrics:
And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal.
"The Weird Al Show Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was caught in a bear trap
Original Lyrics:
He was caught in a bear track
"The Weird Al Show Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist
With a special attitude on her arm (on her arm).
or
Well, the very next year, he met a dental hygienist
With a special tattoo on her arm (on her arm).
Original Lyrics:
Well, the very next year, he met a dental hygienist
With a spatula tattooed on her arm (on her arm).
"Theme From Rocky XIII" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goes in the back and beats off on the liverwurst.
Original Lyrics:
Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst.
"UHF"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dont worry about your laundry, forget about your child
Original Lyrics:
Dont worry about your laundry, forget about your job
"UHF"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put down your remote control
Throw out your TV and die!
Original Lyrics:
Put down your remote control
Throw out your TV Guide!
"UHF"
Misheard Lyrics:
We control the whole McDonald's
We control the Burger King, too.
Original Lyrics:
We control the horizontal
We control the vertical, too.
"UHF"
Misheard Lyrics:
We control the whole Pizarro.
Original Lyrics:
We control the horizontal.
"UHF"
Misheard Lyrics:
We control the whole Risotto.
Original Lyrics:
We control the horizontal.
"UHF"
Misheard Lyrics:
We control the whole rizzano.
Original Lyrics:
We control the horizontal.
"Ugly Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said I have it, I should faggot.
Original Lyrics:
Said I have it, I should bag it.
This was not on any of his albums; it was performed only in concerts.
"Velvet Elvis" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My Melvin Elvis
or
My melba Elvis
or
My hellin' Elvis
or
My hell in Elvis
Original Lyrics:
My velvet Elvis
"Virus Alert"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your laundry static-clean
Original Lyrics:
Give your laundry static cling
"When I Was Your Age" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was seventy-three above, sleepin' in a cardboard box
Original Lyrics:
There were 73 of us livin' in a cardboard box
"When I Was Your Age" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When it was seventy-three above, sleepin' in a cardboard box
Original Lyrics:
Well, there were seventy-three of us, sleepin' in a cardboard box
"White And Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even got a homepage for my doll
Original Lyrics:
Even got a homepage for my dog.
"White And Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even got dirt on my underwear
Original Lyrics:
Got my name written on my underwear
"White And Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Half passed out, well I'm number one
Do f***in' calculus just for fun.
Original Lyrics:
At Pascal, well I'm number one
Do vector calculus just for fun.
"White And Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I memorize Holy Grail really well
I can despite it right now
Original Lyrics:
I memorize Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now
Referring to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
"White And Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been browsin' and spectin'
X-Men comic geno, I collect 'em.
Original Lyrics:
I've been browsin', inspectin'
X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em.
"White And Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've had it with Wikipedia.
Original Lyrics:
I edit Wikipedia.
"White And Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Myspace pip-pop-poodly pink-out.
Original Lyrics:
My 'Myspace' page is all totally pimped out.
"White And Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
My, er, Konami keyboard never leaves me bored.
Original Lyrics:
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored.
"White And Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
They see me roll on my Subway
Original Lyrics:
They see me roll on my Segway
"Yoda"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I know that I'll be coming back someday
I been playing this part since I's only three.
Original Lyrics:
But I know that I'll be coming back someday
I'll be playing this part till I'm old and gray.
"Yoda"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember if you kill him, you'll be an android.
Original Lyrics:
I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember if you kill him, you'll be unemployed.
"Yoda"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember if you kill him, you'll be an employee of Yoda
Original Lyrics:
I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember if you kill him, you'll be unemployed, oh my Yoda.
"Yoda"
Misheard Lyrics:
I lived in some rocks, while I stood on my bed.
or
I lived in a box, while I stood on my shed.
Original Lyrics:
I lifted some rocks, well I stood on my head.
"Yoda"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met him in a swamp down at Dago Byway
It bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda.
Original Lyrics:
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda.
"Yoda"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I used the force
I picked up a bus
Original Lyrics:
So I used the force
I picked up a box
"Yoda"
Misheard Lyrics:
The number of contract I had assigned
Said I will be making these movies 'til the of time
With my Yoda.
Original Lyrics:
The long term contract that I had to sign
Said I'll be making these movies 'til the end of time
With my Yoda.
"Yoda"
Misheard Lyrics:
The old dern contract that I had to sign
Said I'll be making these movies 'til the end of time.
Original Lyrics:
The long term contract that I had to sign
Said I'll be making these movies 'til the end of time.
"Your Horoscope For Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Badger horse go for today.
Original Lyrics:
That's your horoscope for today.
"Your Horoscope For Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your horse go for the day, yayayayay.
Original Lyrics:
That's your horoscope for the day, yayayay.
"Your Horoscope For Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your horse go for the day.
Original Lyrics:
That's your horoscope for today.

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