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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Led Zeppelin
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Led Zeppelin.
Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin's, "Dazed and Confused"
Better Lyrics:
Been sitting in a pew
For so long it's not true
Sure wish Jesus
Hadn't died for me and you!
For so long it's not true
Sure wish Jesus
Hadn't died for me and you!
Original Lyrics:
Been dazed and confused
For so long it's not true
No wonder the woman
Never bargained for you!
For so long it's not true
No wonder the woman
Never bargained for you!
Submitted by: Anonymous Bob
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway To Heaven"
Better Lyrics:
There's a girl singing "Roar" on The 'Bowl halftime show
And she's riding a big shiny tiger.
She's so hot and she knows, in her flame-styled clothes
She's the bird we're enduring the game for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's riding a big shiny tiger.
And she's riding a big shiny tiger.
She's so hot and she knows, in her flame-styled clothes
She's the bird we're enduring the game for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's riding a big shiny tiger.
Original Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven.
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven.
Submitted by: Chris Caillouet
Led Zeppelin's, "Stairway to Heaven"
Better Lyrics:
There's a fat guy who's sure
All that's greasy is food
And he's buying the stairway to McDonald's
All that's greasy is food
And he's buying the stairway to McDonald's
Original Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying the stairway to heaven
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying the stairway to heaven
Submitted by: Anonymous Bob
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