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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Crystals .


Crystals 's, "He's a Rebel"
Better Lyrics:
See the way he walks down the street,
Knuckles dragging next to his feet
My he holds his club up high
when he goes walkin' by-yi-yi
He's my guy
When he holds my hair, boy, it hurts
But I guess that's my just deserts
Dating a Neanderthal,
My parents don't like him at all:
'Betty, we know best' they say-yay
'He's a Rubble
and he'll never ever be any good'
Original Lyrics:
See the way he walks down the street
Watch the way he shuffles his feet
My, he holds his head up high
When he goes walking by
He's my guy
When he holds my hand I'm so proud
'Cause he's not just one of the crowd
My baby, oh he's the one
To try the things they've never done
Just because of that they say
He's a rebel
and he'll never ever be any good
Submitted by: hec

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