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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> TLC
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by TLC.
TLC
TLC's, "No Scrubs"
Better Lyrics:
A veg is a plant that tastes like crap
No matter how healthy it is
My parents just wanna give it to me
But I sit there and
I say, no
No, I don't want no carrots
No, I don't want no broccoli
And no, I don't want no sweet corn either
No, don't even think of peas
And no, I don't want no veg
A veg isn't gonna find its way into me
Sitting on the right-hand side
Of my juicy pork rind
Trying to get in me
I don't want no veg
A veg isn't gonna find its way into me
Sitting on the right-hand side
Of my juicy pork rind
Trying to get in me
No matter how healthy it is
My parents just wanna give it to me
But I sit there and
I say, no
No, I don't want no carrots
No, I don't want no broccoli
And no, I don't want no sweet corn either
No, don't even think of peas
And no, I don't want no veg
A veg isn't gonna find its way into me
Sitting on the right-hand side
Of my juicy pork rind
Trying to get in me
I don't want no veg
A veg isn't gonna find its way into me
Sitting on the right-hand side
Of my juicy pork rind
Trying to get in me
Original Lyrics:
A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly
HE's also known as a bustar
He's always talking ‘bout what he wants
And just sits on his
So, no, I don't want your number
No, I don't wanna give you mine and
No, I don't wanna lead you nowhere
No, I don't want none of your time and
No, I don't want no scrubs
A scrub isn't gonna find his way into me
Hanging on the passenger side
Of his best friends ride
Trieng to holler at me
I don't want no scrubs
A scrub isn't gonna find his way into me
Hanging on the passenger side
Of his best friends ride
Trying to holler at me
HE's also known as a bustar
He's always talking ‘bout what he wants
And just sits on his
So, no, I don't want your number
No, I don't wanna give you mine and
No, I don't wanna lead you nowhere
No, I don't want none of your time and
No, I don't want no scrubs
A scrub isn't gonna find his way into me
Hanging on the passenger side
Of his best friends ride
Trieng to holler at me
I don't want no scrubs
A scrub isn't gonna find his way into me
Hanging on the passenger side
Of his best friends ride
Trying to holler at me
Submitted by: Blethar
TLC's, "Unpretty"
Better Lyrics:
You can bite your hand if it don't grow
Original Lyrics:
You can buy new hair if it won't grow
Submitted by: Netta
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