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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Eric Clapton.

Eric Clapton

Eric Clapton's, "I Can't Stand It"
Better Lyrics:
I can't stand it

He's clicking his tongue, I can't stand it

You're telling me what to do, I won't stand it

Making his noises in my ear
Original Lyrics:
I can't stand it

You're fooling around, I can't stand it

You're running around, I won't stand it

You're playing around with my heart
Submitted by: Mickey D.
Eric Clapton's, "I've Got a Rock and Roll Heart"
Better Lyrics:
I've got a feeling tonight is a good good night
Original Lyrics:
I've got a feeling we could be serious, girl
Submitted by: Mike Hack

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