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"After Midnight"
Misheard Lyrics:
After midnight
We don't let it all hang out
Original Lyrics:
After midnight
We gonna let it all hang out
"After Midnight"
Misheard Lyrics:
After midnight, we gonna let 'em all hang 'round.
Original Lyrics:
After midnight, we gonna let it all hang down.
"After Midnight"
Misheard Lyrics:
After midnight
We don't let it all hang out.
Original Lyrics:
After midnight
We gonna let it all hang out.
"After Midnight"
Misheard Lyrics:
After midnight
We gonna let it all hang down.
Original Lyrics:
After midnight
We gonna let it all hang out.
"After Midnight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Midnight He's gonna let it all hang out
Original Lyrics:
After midnight we're gonna let it all hang out
"After Midnight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Midnight, we're gonna let it all hang down
Original Lyrics:
After midnight, we're gonna let it all hang down
"After Midnight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Midnight
we're gonna let it all hang out
Original Lyrics:
After midnight
we're gonna let it all hang out
"After Midnight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Midnight
Original Lyrics:
After Midnight
"Alberta"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hellburner Hellburner where you've been so long?
Original Lyrics:
Alberta Alberta where you've been so long?
"Alibis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give me no 'I love Alice'.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give me no alibis.
"Bad Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, bad love.
Original Lyrics:
No more bad love
"Bad Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody knows Tone Loc can't burn.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody knows strong love can't burn.
"Bad Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get tough, stand up
I need something I can be proud of.
Original Lyrics:
Had enough bad love
I need something I can be proud of.
"Bad Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had enough of that love
I need something that can't be brought up.
Original Lyrics:
I've had enough of bad love
I need something I can be proud of.
"Badge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I told you 'bout a kid, now he's not a tomato.
Original Lyrics:
Now I told you 'bout our kid, now he's married to Mable.
"Before You Accuse Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before you accuse me
Take a look John Sam.
Original Lyrics:
Before you accuse me
Take a look at yourself.
"Before You Accuse Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buoyant chewing baby
Take a look at yourself
Original Lyrics:
Before you accuse me
Take a look at yourself
"Behind the Mask"
Misheard Lyrics:
Was I invited 'til you masterbate?
Well the party's over so now take off your face.
Original Lyrics:
Was I invited to your masquerade?
Well the party's over so now take off your face.
"Bell Bottom Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to layaway
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to fade away
"Change The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would be the sunlight in your uterus
Original Lyrics:
I would be the sunlight in your universe
"Cocaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cupcake
Original Lyrics:
Cocaine
"Cocaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go cane
Original Lyrics:
Cocaine
"Cocaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go gain!
Original Lyrics:
Cocaine!
"Cocaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go paint
Original Lyrics:
Cocaine
"Cocaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go train!
Original Lyrics:
Cocaine
"Cocaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you got bad news
You wanna kick their bruise
Cocaine.
Original Lyrics:
If you got bad news
You wanna kick them blues
Cocaine.
"Cocaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna hang out you gotta take her out.
Okay. If you wanna get down, down on the ground.
Okay. ...She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie. Okay
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna hang out you gotta take her out.
Cocaine. If you wanna get down, down on the ground.
Cocaine. She don't like, she don't like, she don't like cocaine
"Cocaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Alright, It's Alright, It's Alright, OK!
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine
"Cocaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright
It's okay.
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Cocaine
"Cocaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright
Okay!
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Cocaine
"Cocaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Okay
Original Lyrics:
Cocaine
"Cocaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
S*** don't lie, s*** don't lie, s*** don't lie, cocaine.
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, cocaine.
"Cocaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
S*** on rye, s*** on rye, s*** on rye
Cocaine.
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Cocaine.
"Cocaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
She does lines! She does lines! She does lines! Of cociane!
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie! She don't lie! She don't lie! Cocaine!!
"Cocaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
She does lines, she does lines, she does lines
Cocaine
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Cocaine.
"Cocaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't Mind, She Don't Mind, She don't Mind, Cocaine
Original Lyrics:
She don't Lie, She Don't Lie, She don't Lie, Cocaine
"Cocaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Propane.
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Cocaine.
"Cocaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't like, she don't like, she don't like cocaine
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, cocaine
"Cocaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't like, she don't like, she don't like, croquet
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, cocaine
"Cocaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't like, she don't like, she don't like, cupcakes.
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, cocaine.
"Cocaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't like, she don't like, she don't like
Cooking
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Cocaine
"Cocaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's alright, she's alright, she's alright
She's okay!
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Cocaine!
"Cocaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheep don't lie, sheep don't lie, sheep don't lie
Cocaine.
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Cocaine!
"Cocaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoot a line, shoot a line, shoot a line
Cocaine.
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Cocaine.
"Cocaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spokane
Original Lyrics:
Cocaine
"Cocaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you wanna get down
Down on the ground
Croquet.
Original Lyrics:
When you wanna get down
Down on the ground
Cocaine.
"Forever Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boring man
Original Lyrics:
Forever man
"Forever Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Foam Rubber Man
Original Lyrics:
Forever Man
"Forever Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Foreheaded Woman
Four Headed Woman
Four letter woman
Original Lyrics:
Forever Woman
"Forever Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Foreign man
Original Lyrics:
Forever man
"Forever Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Foreign woman
Original Lyrics:
Forever woman
"Forever Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Four-letter man
Original Lyrics:
Forever man
"Forever Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hard workin' man
Original Lyrics:
Forever man
"Forever Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will be your ball rubbin' man
Original Lyrics:
I will be your forever man
"Forever Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will be your four-legged man
Original Lyrics:
I will be your forever man
"Forever Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will be your four-level man.
Original Lyrics:
I will be your forever man.
"Forever Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your bald little man!
Original Lyrics:
I'll be your forever man!
"Forever Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your bald rebel man!
Original Lyrics:
I'll be your forever man!
"Forever Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your four letter man
Original Lyrics:
I'll be your forever man
"Forever Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll try to be your four-level man.
Original Lyrics:
I'll try to be your forever man.
"Forever Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Level man, level man, level man
Original Lyrics:
Forever man, forever man, forever man
"Forever Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little man, little man, little man
Original Lyrics:
Forever man, forever man, forever man
"Forever Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor little woman ...
poor little man
Original Lyrics:
Forever woman ...
forever man
"Forever Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rubber man, rubber man, rubber man (forever man)
Original Lyrics:
Forever man, forever man, forever man (forever man)
"Forever Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want to be my poor lovin' woman.
I'm trying to be your poor lovin' man.
Little man, little man, little man (poor little man).
Original Lyrics:
Want you to be my forever woman,
I'm trying to be your forever man.
Forever man, forever man, forever man (forever man).
"Forever Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you be a fourth of a woman
I'm tryin' to be your warm lovin' man.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you be my forever woman
I'll try to be your forever man.
"Forever Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you be my floor-level woman
I'll try to be your floor-level man.
Original Lyrics:
Wont you be my forever woman
I'll try to be your forever man.
"Forever Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you be my foreign woman?
I'll try to be your foreign man.
or
Won't you be my fun lovin' woman?
I'll try to be your fun lovin' man.
or
Won't you be my portabler woman?
I'll try to be your portable man.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you be my forever woman?
I'll try to be your forever man.
"Forever Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you be my foriegn woman
I'll try to be your foriegn man
or
Won't you be my fun lovin' woman
I'll try to be your fun lovin' man.
Original Lyrics:
Wont you be my forever woman
I'll try to be your forever man.
"Forever Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you be my form-letter woman?
I'll try to be your forever man.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you be my forever woman?
I'll try to be your forever man.
"Forever Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you be my four-legged woman?
Tryin' to be a four-legged man.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you be my forever woman?
Tryin' to be your forever man.
"Forever Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you be my poor rebel woman?
I'll try to be your poor rebel man.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you be my forever woman?
I'll try to be your forever man.
"Forever Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woncha be my Fall River woman
Original Lyrics:
Woncha be my forever woman
"Forever Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
You could be my poor little woman
I could be your poor little man
Little man, little man, little man.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you be my forever woman?
I'll try to be your forever man
Forever man, forever man, forever man.
"Hello Old Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
As I am strolling down the g******ed park
Original Lyrics:
As I am strolling down the garden path
"I Shot The Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
All around to my heart now
Original Lyrics:
All around my hometown
"I Shot The Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I did not shoot the dead pony.
Original Lyrics:
But I did not shoot the deputy.
"I Shot The Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I swear it was in sucky pants.
Original Lyrics:
But I swear it was in self-defense.
"I Shot The Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time that I plan to see.
Original Lyrics:
Everytime that I plant a seed.
"I Shot The Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot the cherry
I shot his parents.
or
I'm shopping with Sherry
or
High shockin' Sherry
or
Hi shopping Cheryl
or
Hi shopping Cheryl
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff.
"I Shot The Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot the cherry
or
I'm shopping with Sherry
or
High shockin' Sherry
or
Hi shopping Cheryl
or
Hi shopping Cheryl
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
Originally written as a Reggae tune by Bob Marley
"I Shot The Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
High shockin' Sherry
or
I'm shopping with Sherry.
or
I shot the cherry.
or
I shopped for spare ribs.
or
Hi, shopping Cheryl.
or
Hi, shopping Cheryl.
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff.
"I Shot The Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hopped off the log and the log won
or
Hop off the log and hop on
or
Hop off the log and hop on
Original Lyrics:
I fought the law and the law won
"I Shot The Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
I Shot the Sheriff,
but I didn't shoot him dead enough!
Original Lyrics:
I Shot the Sheriff,
but I didn't shoot the Deputy
"I Shot The Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bought some spare ribs.
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff.
"I Shot The Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shop at Sharon's.
Original Lyrics:
I shot the Sheriff.
"I Shot The Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot Sharon.
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff.
"I Shot The Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the devil
or
I shot Sherry, but I did not shoot Debbie
or
I shot Sherry, but I did not shoot Debbie
Original Lyrics:
I Shot the Sheriff, but I didn't shoot the Deputy
"I Shot The Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot the Sheriff
But I swear I was in safety pants.
Original Lyrics:
I shot the Sheriff
But I swear it was in self-defense.
"I Shot The Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot the Sheriff
But I swear he was in silky pants.
Original Lyrics:
I shot the Sheriff
But I swear it was in self-defense.
"I Shot The Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff,
but I did not shoot the death of him
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff,
but I did not shoot the deputy
"I Shot The Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
But I did not shoot him dead, you see!
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
But I did not shoot the deputy
"I Shot The Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
But I didn't shoot the debutante.
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
But I didn't shoot the deputy.
"I Shot The Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
But I swear he wore some silky pants.
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
But I swear it was in self-defense.
"I Shot The Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
But I swear he wore some silky pants.
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
But I swear it was in self-defense.
"I Shot The Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
But i did not shoot the turkey from Mars.
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
But I didn't shoot no deputy.
"I Shot The Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot the sherry
But I did not shoot no deputy.
Original Lyrics:
I shot the Sheriff
But I did not shoot no deputy.
"I Shot The Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stopped sharing.
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff.
"I Shot The Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want some sherry.
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff.
"I Shot The Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nice shot, Sherry!
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff.
"I Shot The Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
They say they want to bring me green tea
Original Lyrics:
They say they want to bring me in guilty
"I Shot The Sherriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shocked Sherrie
but I did not shock Debbie
Original Lyrics:
I shot the Sherriff
but I did not shoot the Deputy
"I Shot The Sherriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheriff Johnson who has hated me
For what I don't know
Every time that I clanged a sea
He said killin' people ignorant
He said killin' people ignorant.
Original Lyrics:
Sheriff John Brown always hated me
For what I don't know
Every time that I plant a seed
He said, 'Kill it before it grows'
He said, 'Kill it before it grows.'
"I Shot The Sherrif"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot Sherry
But I didn't shoot Debbie.
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
But I didn't shoot no deputy.
"I Shot The Sherrif"
Misheard Lyrics:
They said they want to bring the Indian
For the killing of a deputy.
Original Lyrics:
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the killing of a deputy.
"I Shot the Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time that I planned a scene
He'd say, 'Killing people is gross'.
Original Lyrics:
Every time that I'd plant a seed
He'd say, 'Kill it before it grows.'
"I Shot the Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyes shocked to Sharon
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff.
"I Shot the Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot the Sharon.
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff.
"I Shot the Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
But I didn't shoot the gun.
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff But I didn't shoot the deputy.
"I Shot the Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice chapter charades
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff.
"I Shot the Sherrif"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time that I climed to see
He said, 'Kill it before it goes'.
Original Lyrics:
Every time that I plant a seed
He said, 'Kill it before it grows'.
"It's In The Way That You Use It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody lonely 'til somebody come.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody's lonely 'til somebody's gone.
"It's In The Way That You Use It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walkin' for gay rights, never like this.
Original Lyrics:
Walked on some thin ice, never like this.
"It's In The Way That You Used It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bether like this.
Original Lyrics:
Never like this.
"Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Tom Selleck
You don't need to leave so soon.
Original Lyrics:
Lay down, Sally
You don't need to leave so soon.
"Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Doc Savage
Original Lyrics:
Lay down, Sally.
"Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lame brown salad
Original Lyrics:
Lay down Sally
"Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay down Sally Blister in my eye
Original Lyrics:
Lay down Sally Rest here in my arms
"Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay down, Sally, brisket in my arms
Original Lyrics:
Lay down, Sally, rest you in my arms
"Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a salad.
Original Lyrics:
Lay down, Sally.
"Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pass down the salad
Original Lyrics:
Lay down Sally
"Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Praise our salad.
Original Lyrics:
Lay down, Sally.
"Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Way down the cellar,
I'll rest you in my arms
or
Way down South, and rested in my arms
or
Way down South, and rested in my arms
Original Lyrics:
Lay down Sally, and rest you in my arms
"Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Way down South
Arrested in my heart
Original Lyrics:
Lay down Sally
And rest you in my arms
"Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Way down south
I arrested you with arms.
Original Lyrics:
Lay down Sally
And rest you in my arms.
"Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Way down south
Original Lyrics:
Lay down Sally
"Lay Down, Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Way down salad
Original Lyrics:
Lay down, Sally.
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
A billion dollars, please.
Original Lyrics:
I'm beggin', darlin', please.
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bacon double cheese
Original Lyrics:
Begging darling, please
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad love
Original Lyrics:
Layla
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darling won't you ease my weary back
Original Lyrics:
Darling won't you ease my worried mind
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darling, won't you ease my dirty mind?
Original Lyrics:
Darling, won't you ease my worried mind?
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fazer
Original Lyrics:
Layla
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flamethrower ! !
Original Lyrics:
Layla
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gay love, your got me on my knees
Gay love, beggin' dollars please.
Original Lyrics:
Layla, you got me on my knees
Layla, I'm beggin' darlin' please.
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gay love
Original Lyrics:
Layla
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gay-love
You got me on my knees.
Original Lyrics:
Layla
You got me on my knees.
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Love
Original Lyrics:
Layla
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey now
Original Lyrics:
Layla
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Love!
Original Lyrics:
Layla
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, ho, you shot me on my knees.
Original Lyrics:
Layla, you got me on my knees.
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to give you constipation
When your old man had let you down.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to give you consolation
When your old man had let you down.
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to give you constipation
Original Lyrics:
I tried to give you consulation
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to give you tonsillation.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to give you consolation.
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady Love
Original Lyrics:
Layla
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay down, happy oh my breeze baby
Lay down, there you darling please
Lay down, darling won't you please my buried time?
Original Lyrics:
Layla, you've got me on my knees
Layla, I'm begging, darling please
Layla, darling won't you ease my worried mind?
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay down
Original Lyrics:
Layla
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay low
or
AWOL
or
A.1.
Original Lyrics:
Layla
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay-low
Original Lyrics:
Layla
This song was originally recorded by Derek And The Dominoes, which Clapton was a member of. Clapton later recorded a solo, "unplugged" version which became a big hit in the early 1990s.
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Layla, rockin' on my knees
Original Lyrics:
Layla, you've got me on my knees.
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Layla, walking on my knees
Original Lyrics:
Layla, you got me on my knees.
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Light came through, I fell in love with you.
Original Lyrics:
Like a fool, I fell in love with you.
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paid love
You've got me on my knees
Paid love.
Original Lyrics:
Layla
You've got me on my knees
Layla.
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wait up!
Original Lyrics:
Layla
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you do when you get loaded?
Nobody's drinking by your side
Original Lyrics:
What do you do when you get lonely?
Nobodys waiting by your side
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you do when you get loaded?
Nobody's laying by your side.
Original Lyrics:
What do you do when you get lonely?
Nobody's waiting by your side.
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
What'll you do when you get hungry?
Original Lyrics:
What'll you do when you get lonely?
"Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
You always trust your foolish pride
Original Lyrics:
You know it's just your foolish pride
"Lonely Stranger"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a lonely stranger here
Will be all my days.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a lonely stranger here
Well beyond my day.
"My Father's Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
In my butterflies
Original Lyrics:
In my father's eyes
"My Father's Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for my paradise
Original Lyrics:
Looking through my father's eyes.
"My Father's Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking through my fall design.
Original Lyrics:
Looking through my father's eyes.
"My Father's Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
My foundations were made in May
Original Lyrics:
My foundations were made of clay
"My Father's Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Dad gets at your beers
Through the distant clouds of tears
Original Lyrics:
When the jagged edge appears
Through the distant clouds of tears
"No Alibi"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more pies!
Original Lyrics:
No alibi
"Pretending"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get lost in alibis
Sadness can't prevail
Everybody knows Tone Loc ain't fat
Original Lyrics:
I get lost in alibis
Sadness can't prevail
Everybody knows strong love can't fail
"Pretending"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's when she sets you up, pretending
or
Just won't you set you up, pretending
Original Lyrics:
That's when she said she was pretending
"Promises"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a problem, getting laid
I got a woman calling love pain
Original Lyrics:
I got a problem. Can you relate?
I got a woman calling love hate
"She's Waiting"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's crazy.
Original Lyrics:
She's waiting.
"Superman Inside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep on bullsh--
Original Lyrics:
Keep on pushing
"Tears In Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time can break your heart
And both your knees.
Original Lyrics:
Time can break your heart
Have you begging please.
"Tulsa Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin on toast and Tang
Original Lyrics:
Livin on Tulsa time
"Tulsa Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin on toast and thyme
Original Lyrics:
Livin on Tulsa time
"Tulsa Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin on toast and wine
Original Lyrics:
Livin on Tulsa time
"Tulsa Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' on toast and time
Original Lyrics:
Livin' on Tulsa time
"Tulsa Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
When ya' gonna tell us the time
Original Lyrics:
Livin' on Tulsa time
"Willie And The Hand Jive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angina, angina, angina
Do that crazy angina
Original Lyrics:
Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive
Do that crazy hand jive
"Willie And The Hand Jive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angina, angina
Ooh, that crazy angina.
Original Lyrics:
Hand jive, hand jive
Ooh, that crazy hand jive.
"Willie And The Hand Jive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doing that crazy angina.
Original Lyrics:
Do the crazy hand jive.
"Wonderful Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I give her Dukakis.
Original Lyrics:
So I give her the car keys.
"Wonderful Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I give her the cookies
And she helps me to milk.
Original Lyrics:
So I give her the car keys
And she helps me to bed.
"Wonderful Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I pick up the garbage.
Original Lyrics:
So I give her the car keys.
"Wonderful Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I pour her the coffee.
Original Lyrics:
So I give her the car keys.
"Wonderful Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
We go to the potty.
Original Lyrics:
We go to a party.

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Back Home album at Amazon.com
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Back Home album at Amazon.com
Me and Mr. Johnson album at Amazon.com
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Sessions For Robert J. (CD + DVD) album at Amazon.com
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