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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Chris Montez.

Chris Montez

Chris Montez's, "Let's Dance"
Better Lyrics:
Hey baby, does your salad jive?
Would ya like to see a disco chive?
The lettuce dance,
The lettuce dance,
See the bacon bits and small tomatoes too,
Caesar dressing and the croutons do
The lettuce dance, The lettuce dance...
Original Lyrics:
Hey baby, won't you take a chance?
Say that you'll let me have this dance--
Oh, let us dance,
Well, let us dance...
We'll do the twist, the stomp, the mashed potato too--
Any old thing that you want to do,
But let us dance;
But let us dance...
Submitted by: hec

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