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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by ABBA.


ABBA's, "The visitors"
Better Lyrics:
None of my friends would be so stupidly impatient
They know I'm slow a little, every time I
Have to open this front door
I always drag myself to hallway
Original Lyrics:
None of my friends would be so stupidly impatient
And they don't dare to come here anymore now
But how I loved our secret meetings
We talked and talked in quiet voices
Submitted by: Gabrijela
ABBA's, "Waterloo"
Better Lyrics:
Where's the Loo? - Diarrhea, must get to the door!
Where's the Loo? - To a stall before poop is on the floor!
Where's the Loo? - Couldn't hold it if I wanted to!
Where's the Loo? - Number 3, part Number 1, Number 2!
Where's the Loo? - A triple flush, crapped out so much poo!!!
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war
Waterloo - Promise to love you for ever more
Waterloo - Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Waterloo - Knowing my fate is to be with you
Waterloo - Finally facing my Waterloo
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

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