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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for ABBA that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 521 misheard song lyrics for ABBA on amIright currently.

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"Angel Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Last night, I was tanked and I walked along the river
Original Lyrics:
Last night, I was taking a walk along the river
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the penguilen
Original Lyrics:
And the pain will end.
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chichen Itza, you're a mammal
Original Lyrics:
Chiquitita, you and I know
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chickadee-dah, you and I know.
Original Lyrics:
Chiquitita, you and I know.
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken Tikka doodle I dough
Original Lyrics:
Chiquitita you and I know
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken Tikka you and I know.
Original Lyrics:
Chiquitita you and I know.
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken tikka, you and I know
Original Lyrics:
Chiquitica, you and I know
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dikke tieten in een BH
Original Lyrics:
Chiquitica, you and I know.
'Dikke tieten in een BH' is Dutch and means 'Big t**s in a bra'.
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fly once more like you did before,
Sing a new song chicken tikka!
Original Lyrics:
Try once more like you did before,
Sing a new song Chiquitita.
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick her teeth out, tell me what's wrong.
Original Lyrics:
Chiquitita, tell me what's wrong.
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Noose a chicken tikka
Original Lyrics:
New song, Chiquitita
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On his corn, and it seems to turn the handle.
Original Lyrics:
All is gone, and it seems too hard to handle.
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sling a noose on Chicken Tikka.
Original Lyrics:
Sing a new song, Chiquitita.
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So the wars came tumbling down.
And you lost a noble redwood.
God is gone, and he seems to point to manholes.
Original Lyrics:
So the walls came tumbling down.
And your love's a blown out candle.
All is gone, and it seems too hard to handle.
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your teeth out and tell me what's wrong
Original Lyrics:
Chiquitita, tell me what's wrong.
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your teeth out, tell me what's wrong.
Original Lyrics:
Chiquitita, tell me what's wrong.
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your teeth out, tell me what's wrong.
Original Lyrics:
Chiquitita, tell me what's wrong.
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your teeth out, tickle my toes.
Original Lyrics:
Chiquitita, you and I know.
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Took a freak out, what did I know?
or
Ate a teapot, what did I know?
Original Lyrics:
Chiquitita, what did I know?
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try once more like you did before
Sing a new song, Chick-a-titta.
Original Lyrics:
Try once more like you did before
Sing a new song, Chiquitita.
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try once more like you did before
Sing a new song, check your tea towel.
Original Lyrics:
Try once more like you did before
Sing a new song, Chiquitita.
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try one more, as I did before
Sing a new song, take our teeth out.
Original Lyrics:
Try once more like you did before
Sing a new song, Chiquitita.
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could use some chickadee love
Original Lyrics:
Sing a new song Chiquitita
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be dancing once again
Like a penguilin
Original Lyrics:
You'll be dancing once again
And the pain will end
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be dancing once again
Like an Angry Len
Original Lyrics:
You'll be dancing once again
And the pain will end
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be dancing once again like a baby hen
Original Lyrics:
You'll be dancing once again and the pain will end
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be dancing once again like a pendulem.
Original Lyrics:
You'll be dancing once again and the pain will end.
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be dancing once again like an angry hen.
You will have no time for breathin'.
Original Lyrics:
You'll be dancing once again, and the pain will end.
You will have no time for grieving.
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be dancing once again like the Penguin Len
You will have no time to breathe in.
Original Lyrics:
You'll be dancing once again and the pain will end
You will have no time for grieving.
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be dancing once again like the penguin man
You will have no time to breathe in
Original Lyrics:
You'll be dancing once again and the pain will end
You will have no time for grieving
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be dancing once again,
And the plane will land
Original Lyrics:
You'll be dancing once again
And the pain will end.
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be dancing once again,
like an angry len
Original Lyrics:
You'll be dancing once again,
and the pain will end
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be dancing once again
Everything will end.
Original Lyrics:
You'll be dancing once again
And the pain will end.
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be dancing once again
Like a penguin, Len.
Original Lyrics:
You'll be dancing once again
And the pain will end.
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be dancing once again
Like a playful hen.
Original Lyrics:
You'll be dancing once again
And the pain will end.
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be dead set once again, like a pen-well end
You will have no time for breathing.
Original Lyrics:
You'll be dancing once again and the pain will end
You will have no time for grieving.
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're in chains like ol' Han Solo
Original Lyrics:
You're enchained by you're own sorrow
"Chiquitita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your in-chamber, your in-sorrow
Original Lyrics:
You're enchained by your own sorrow.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Guiding Light' and the lights are low.
Original Lyrics:
Friday night and the lights are low.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken the dancing queen
Original Lyrics:
Diggin' the dancing queen
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can dance, you can die
or
Children dance, children die
having the time of their lives.
See that girl.
Watch the sea.
Dig it! the dancin' queen.
or
Children dance, children die
having the time of their lives.
See that girl.
Watch the sea.
Dig it! the dancin' queen.
Original Lyrics:
You can dance, you can jive
having the time of your life.
See that girl.
Watch the scene.
Diggin' the dancin' queen.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing bean
Feel the meat on the tangerine.
Original Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing bean
Had a pee on the trampoline.
Original Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Young and sweet, only seventeen.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing queen taking a pee on da tangerine oh yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Dancing queen feel the beat on the tamborine oh yeah!
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing queen,
feel the heat of the calvary
Original Lyrics:
Dancing queen,
feel the beat from the tambourine
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing queen, feel the meat on the tangerine.
Original Lyrics:
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Eat a bean of the tambourine.
Original Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Feel the heat from the tangerine.
Original Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Feel the heat of the caberet.
Original Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Steve McQueen on the tambourine.
Original Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Guillitine, oh so obscene, oh yeah
You can dance, you get high
Having the time of your life, ooooh
See that girl
Watch that queen
She is the dancing queen.
Original Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
See that girl
Watch that scene
Diggin' the dancing queen.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Eat the beef from the tambourine.
Original Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Vis-a'-vis from the tambourine
Original Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel the beat from the jamboree
Original Lyrics:
Feel the beat from the tambourine
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel the beat of the jamboree, oh yeah
Original Lyrics:
Feel the beat of the tambourine, oh yeah
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel the beat of the tangerine.
Original Lyrics:
Feel the beat of the tambourine.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Having the time of your life, oooh
See that girl, watch that scene
Chicken, the dancing queen.
Original Lyrics:
Having the time of your life, oooh
See that girl, watch that scene
Diggin' the dancing queen.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Laura Teaser, turn 'em on.
Original Lyrics:
You're a tease and you turn 'em on.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little bit of Watoosie
Original Lyrics:
Little bit of rock music
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Read a bit about music.
Original Lyrics:
With a bit of rock music.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See Matt hurl
Squash that spleen
Chicken the fancy teen.
Original Lyrics:
See that girl
Watch that scene
Diggin' the Dancin' Queen.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See her bounce on the trampoline
Original Lyrics:
Feel the beat of the tambourine
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See that girl
Watch the teens
Digging the dancing queen.
Original Lyrics:
See that girl
Watch that scene
Diggin' the dancing queen.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See the girl,
She's so mean
I am the gossip queen
Original Lyrics:
See that girl,
watch that scene
Diggin' the dancing queen
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See the swirl, watch that sneeze, diggin' the dancin' queen.
Original Lyrics:
See that girl. Watch the scene. Diggin' the dancin' queen.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a dancing queen,
made the scene
or
She was a dancing queen,
part machine
or
She was a dancing queen,
part machine
Original Lyrics:
See that girl, watch that scene
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a dancing queen
Fart machine
or
She was a dancing queen
Made the scene.
Original Lyrics:
See that girl, watch that scene.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slowly tease him and turn him on.
Original Lyrics:
You're a teaser, you turn 'em on.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take in the dancing queen.
Original Lyrics:
Diggin' the dancin' queen.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ticket to Dancing Queen
Original Lyrics:
Diggin' the Dancing Queen
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Union Jack, Union Jack
Having the time of your life.
Original Lyrics:
You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Union dance, union guy,
having the time of your life
Original Lyrics:
You can dance, you can jive
having the time of your life
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where they play the right music.
Original Lyrics:
Little bit of rock music.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where they play the right music.
Original Lyrics:
With a bit of rock music
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where they play the rock music.
or
Where they play the rap music.
Original Lyrics:
Where they play the right music.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where they play the white music
Original Lyrics:
Where they play the right music.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where they play the white music
Original Lyrics:
Where they play the right music
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With flavour and music
Original Lyrics:
With a bit of rock music
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yogurt sweet only seventeen
Original Lyrics:
Young and sweet only seventeen
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the dancing queen
Strong and lean, only seventeen.
Original Lyrics:
You are the dancing queen
Young and sweet, only seventeen.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can dance, you and I
Having the time of your life
See that girl
Watch the scene
Gimme the dancin' queen.
Original Lyrics:
You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life
See that girl
Watch the scene
Diggin' the dancin' queen.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can dance, you can dance
Having the time of your life.
Original Lyrics:
You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can dance, you can die
having the time of your life
Original Lyrics:
You can dance, you can jive
having the time of your life
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can dance, you can die, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene
Twiggy the dancing queen

Here come the luffa king
Anybody could be that guy, night is young and the music's high
Where they do what you said, everything is fine
You're in the luffa dance

Laura please him and turn him on
Leave him burning and then you're gone
Original Lyrics:
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, diggin' the dancing queen

You come to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy, night is young and the music's high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
You're in the mood for a dance

You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
Leave them burning and then you're gone
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can dance, you can die.
Original Lyrics:
You can dance, you can jive.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can dance, you can die.
Original Lyrics:
You can dance, you can jive.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can dance, you can dine.
or
You can dance, you can die.
Original Lyrics:
You can dance, you can jive.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can dance, you can dive
Original Lyrics:
You can dance, you can jive
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can dance, you can drive
Having the time of your life
Original Lyrics:
You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can dance, you can drown
Original Lyrics:
You can dance, you can jive
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can dance, you can fly high
Having the time of your life.
Original Lyrics:
You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can dance, you can fly
Having the time of your life
See that girl
What's that scene?
She'll be the dancing queen.
Original Lyrics:
You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life
See that girl
Watch the scene
Diggin' the dancing queen.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life
See that girl
Vis-a-vis
Diggin' the dancing queen.
Original Lyrics:
You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life
See that girl
Watch the scene
Diggin' the dancing queen.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can dance
You can die
Having the time of your life
Original Lyrics:
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
I only found out the right lyrics about 6 months ago!
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can die
having the time of your life
Original Lyrics:
You can jive
having the time of your life
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You condense.
You contrive.
Holding the keys to our lives.
Original Lyrics:
You can dance.
You can jive.
Having the time of your life.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're in the lufa dance
Original Lyrics:
You're in the mood for a dance
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young and Swede, only seventeen.
Original Lyrics:
Young and sweet, only seventeen.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young and sweet, only seven teeth.
Original Lyrics:
Young and sweet, only seventeen.
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Youngest queen, only 17
Original Lyrics:
Young and sweet, only 17
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tease him and turn him on
or
Your adhesive will turn him on
or
Your adhesive will turn him on
Original Lyrics:
You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
young and sweet only seven teeth
Original Lyrics:
Young and sweet only seventeen
"Dancing queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tappery, oh yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
See that girl
Watch that seat
Diggin' the dancing queen.
Original Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
See that girl
Watch that scene
Diggin' the dancing queen.
"Dancing queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here come the nympho king.
Anybody could be that guy.
Not as young and the music’s high.
Original Lyrics:
You come in to look for a king.
Anybody could be that guy.
Night is young and the music’s high.
"Does Your Mother Know?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I can chat with ya, maybe
Dirty little baby.
Original Lyrics:
And I can chat with you, baby
Flirt a little, maybe.
"Does Your Mother Know?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you're her only child
Original Lyrics:
But, girl, you're only a child
"Does Your Mother Know?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Does your mother know that giraffe?
Original Lyrics:
Does your mother know that you're out?
"Does Your Mother Know?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Does your mother know that giraffe?
Original Lyrics:
Does your mother know that you're out?
"Does Your Mother Know?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can chat with you, Baby
Girl, I really mean it.
Original Lyrics:
I can chat with you, Baby
Flirt a little maybe.
"Does Your Mother Know?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can dance with you honey, if you think it's funny
Plus, I want to know what you're on.
Original Lyrics:
I can dance with you honey, if you think it,s funny
Does your mother know that you're out?
"Does Your Mother Know?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw your boob.
Original Lyrics:
So you're blue.
"Does Your Mother Know?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so hot, cheese and meat.
Original Lyrics:
You're so hot, teasin' me.
"Does Your Mother Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I can chant with your baby
Original Lyrics:
And I can chat with you baby
"Does Your Mother Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know what you mean when you give me a flatulent smile
Original Lyrics:
And I know what you mean when you give me a flash of that smile
"Does Your Mother Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Does your Martha know that you're gone?
or
Does your mama know that you're home?
or
Does your mama know that you're home?
Original Lyrics:
Does your mother know that you're out?
"Does Your Mother Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Does your mother know that your a...
Original Lyrics:
Does your mother know that you're out?
The song's funnier they way I thought it was.
"Does Your Mother Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Peruvian child
Original Lyrics:
But girl you're only a child
"Does Your Mother Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I can dance with you honey, if you think it's funny
Plus, I want to know what you're on.
Original Lyrics:
Well I can dance with you honey, if you think it's funny
Does your mother know that you're out?
"Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I dream I'm an evil.
Original Lyrics:
And I dream I'm an eagle.
"Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I dream I'm uneager.
or
And I dream I'm an Igor.
Original Lyrics:
And I dream I'm an eagle.
"Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I dream I'm an eel
or
And I dream of a hero
or
And I dream of a hero
Original Lyrics:
And I dream I'm an eagle
"Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ha, ha, I'm a bird in the sky.
Original Lyrics:
High, high, I'm a bird in the sky.
"Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw good France,
with talking knights
Original Lyrics:
As all good friends,
we'd talk all night
"Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw hoofprints in chocolate
Original Lyrics:
As all good friends we talk all night
"Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an eagle that fries on the beach.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an eagle that flys on the breeze.
"Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it true I'm an Igor?
Original Lyrics:
Is it true I'm an eagle?
"Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no limit to what I feed.
Original Lyrics:
There's no limit to what I feel.
"Elaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They file your hands
In royalty
Original Lyrics:
They tie your hands
And tie your feet
"Elaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know Elaine
You know Elaine far
Elaine, Elaine, Elaine
Original Lyrics:
A nowhere lane
A nowhere train for
Elaine, Elaine, Elaine
"Elaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're like a dolphin in a bowl
Original Lyrics:
You're like a goldfish in a bowl
"Fernando" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm not ashamed to say the roar of bunson cannons.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm not ashamed to say the roar of guns and cannons.
"Fernando" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm not ashamed to say
The roar of Council Tenants almost made me cry.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm not ashamed to say
The roar of guns and cannons almost made me cry.
"Fernando" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And sounds of unicorns were coming from afar.
Original Lyrics:
And sounds of bugle calls were coming from afar.
"Fernando" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you hear the drum, Commando?
Original Lyrics:
Can you hear the drum, Fernando?
"Fernando" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you hear the drums, Fernando?
I remember long ago another story why I p***ed.
Original Lyrics:
Can you hear the drums, Fernando?
I remember long ago another starry night like this.
"Fernando" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you hear the drums, Phil Dando?
Original Lyrics:
Can you hear the drums, Fernando?
"Fernando" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you hear the guns commando?
Original Lyrics:
Can you hear the drums, Fernando?
"Fernando" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you hear the truck Splenando?
Original Lyrics:
Can you hear the drums, Fernando?
"Fernando" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How proud you were to fight for freedom in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
How proud you were to fight for freedom in this land.
"Fernando" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could here the sound of humour and darts coming from the bar.
Original Lyrics:
And the sounds of bugle calls were coming from afar.
"Fernando" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had to do the same again,
I'd woo my friend Fernando
Original Lyrics:
If I had to do the same again
I would my friend, Fernando
"Fernando" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, For Nando.
Original Lyrics:
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando.
"Fernando" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had to do the same again
I wouldn't offend Commando
Original Lyrics:
If I had to do the same again
I would my friend, Fernando
"Fernando" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had to do the same again
I'd warn my friend, Fernando.
Original Lyrics:
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando.
"Fernando" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a prior life, Fernando
Original Lyrics:
In the firelight, Fernando
"Fernando" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Since many years I haven't seen a rifle in your hair.
Original Lyrics:
Since many years I haven't seen a rifle in your hand.
Even the correct lyrics are grammatically incorrect! Bless the Swedes!
"Fernando" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Since many years I haven't seen a rival in your land
Original Lyrics:
Since many years I haven't seen a rifle in your hand.
"Fernando" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Since many years, I haven't seen a right fold in your hand.
Original Lyrics:
Since many years, I haven't seen a rifle in your hand.
"Fernando" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There were shining there for you and me, beneath the tree, Fernando
If I had to do the same again, I would refrain, Fernando.
Original Lyrics:
There were shining there for you and me, for Liberty, Fernando
If I had to do the same again, I would my friend, Fernando.
"Fernando" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There were shining there for you and me, for leaving me, Fernando
If I had to do the same again, I would refrain, Fernando.
Original Lyrics:
There were shining there for you and me, for Liberty, Fernando
If I had to do the same again, I would my friend, Fernando.
"Fernando" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They were close a mile, Fernando.
Original Lyrics:
They were closer now, Fernando.
"Fernando" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They were closing now, Fernando.
Original Lyrics:
They were close at hand, Fernando.
"Fernando" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They were shining there for you and me
For leave the Queen, Fernando.
Original Lyrics:
They were shining there for you and me
For Liberty, Fernando.
"Fernando" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Fandango.
Original Lyrics:
They were shining there for you an me
For liberty, Fernando.
"Fernando" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Setembro.
Original Lyrics:
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Fernando.
"Fernando" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They were shining there for you and me
For liver tea, Fernadaz.
Original Lyrics:
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Fernando.
"Fernando" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They were shining there for you and me
For living tea, Fernando.
Original Lyrics:
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Fernando.
"Fernando" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We were close enough, Fernando
Original Lyrics:
They were close at hand, Fernando.
"Get on the Carousel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get on, you're dancin'
Original Lyrics:
Get on the carousel
"Gimme Gimme Gimme" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme a man in the moonlight.
Original Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight.
"Gimme Gimme Gimme" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme, I'm mad at you midnight.
Original Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme, a man after midnight.
"Gimme Gimme Gimme" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme, your land after midnight.
Original Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme, a man after midnight.
"Gimme Gimme Gimme" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimmick, gimmick, gimmick
Original Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme
"Gimme Gimme Gimme" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, a mad after midnight
Original Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight.
"Gimme Gimme Gimme" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Order a pizza
Original Lyrics:
Autumn winds blowing
"Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A starry soul out there
Blowing to hear my prayer
Original Lyrics:
There's not a soul out there
No one to hear my prayer
"Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! I'm mad after midnight
Original Lyrics:
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! A man after midnight
"Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme your man at the Vietnam.
Original Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight.
"Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme
A letter for Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme
A man after midnight.
"Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How I hate to spend the evening on the phone.
Original Lyrics:
How I hate to spend the evening on my own.
"Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to the doctor's 'til the break of the day
Original Lyrics:
Take me through the darkness to the break of the day
"Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This night is so unfair.
Original Lyrics:
There's not a soul out there.
"Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tired of TB, I open the window
or
Tied up TV, I open the window
Original Lyrics:
Tired of TV, I open the window
"Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tired of cheating, I open the window.
Original Lyrics:
Tired of TV, I open the window.
"Gimme! Gimme! Gimme" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it makes me so depressed to see the goo.
Original Lyrics:
And it makes me so depressed to see the gloom.
"Gimme, Gimme, Gimme (A Man After Midnight)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy
Woman after midnight.
Original Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme
A man after midnight.
"Gimme, Gimme, Gimme" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme, I'm mad after midnight.
Original Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight.
"Gimme, Gimme, Gimme" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme, a ladder to midnight.
Original Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme, a man after midnight.
"Gimmie! Gimmie! Gimmie! (A Man After Midnight)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can somebody get highchairs for a child somewhere?
or
Can somebody help me chase a child somewhere?
Original Lyrics:
Won't somebody help me chase these shadows away?
"Happy New Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Having you here
Original Lyrics:
Happy new year
This was misheard from a Vocaloid cover of the song, not the original.
"Happy New Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing more than spagetti on the floor
Original Lyrics:
Nothing more than confetti on the floor
"Happy New Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing more, here comes Benny on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing more than confetti on the floor.
Why shouldn't they sing about one of their band members?
"Happy New Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing more, then comes Benny on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing more than confetti on the floor.
"Hasta Manana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ask Diamond Jana when we'll meet again.
or
Ask Demon Jana when we'll meet again.
Original Lyrics:
Hasta manana 'til we'll meet again.
"Hasta Manana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have some banana till we meet again.
Original Lyrics:
Hasta manana 'til we'll meet again.
"Head Over Heels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Except that will of your own when you're alone
Original Lyrics:
Exert that will of your own when you're alone.
"Head Over Heels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pushing through young girls underwear
She goes head over heels
Breaking wind!
Original Lyrics:
Pushing through unknown jungles everywhere
She goes head over heels
Breaking her way.
This song reached number 25 in 1982 when released as a double A side with Under Attack in the UK. This one was one of Frida's 'delightful' songs. She thought it sounded to repetitive and wasn't her style! (Although loved the video to it!!!)
"Head Over Heels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Running the long track in her world of lace
Original Lyrics:
Running the gauntlet in a whirl of lace
"Head Over Heels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She paints his head and says that's all very fine
Original Lyrics:
She pats his head and says that's all very fine
"Head Over Heels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She pats his head and is strawberry fine
Now we'd batter curry
Original Lyrics:
She pats his head and says: That's all very fine
Now we'd better hurry
"Head Over Heels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She pats his head and says God's all very fine.
Original Lyrics:
She pats his head and says 'That's all very fine'.
"Head Over Heels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's 16 if you know what I mean
Original Lyrics:
She's extreme if you know what I mean
"Honey Honey (Swedish version)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're socking me in the eye.
Original Lyrics:
Men socker r inte allt.
Actual translation of Swedish lyrics in question - 'I've heard about you before.'
"Honey Honey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey, honey
How you fill me.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, honey
How you thrill me.
"Honey Honey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yummy Mummy, how you thrill me.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, Honey, how you thrill me.
"Honey Honey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yummy Mummy, how you thrill me.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, honey, how you thrill me.
"Honey, Honey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a dog on heat
Oh, you make me feel sick.
Original Lyrics:
You're a dog gone beast
Oh, you make me dizzy.
"I Am The City"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a singing eunuch, baby
Original Lyrics:
I am the city, you let me be
"I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you and you, and you, and you, and you, and you
Original Lyrics:
I love you I do, I do, I do, I do, I do
"I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
God loves you
I do, I do, I do, I do, I do
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it's true
I do, I do, I do, I do, I do
"I Have A Dream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Across the street, I have a dream.
Original Lyrics:
I cross the stream, I have a dream.
"I Have A Dream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in anger.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in angels.
"I Have A Dream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I cross the street
I have a dream.
Original Lyrics:
I'll cross the stream
I have a dream.
"I Wonder (Depature)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bosses I've missed,
all that I've kissed
Original Lyrics:
Busses I've missed,
boys that I've kissed
"I Wonder (Depature)"
Misheard Lyrics:
But who the hell am I
Eva don't even try I'm not a cow would
Original Lyrics:
But who the hell am I
If I don't even try I'm not a coward
"I Wonder (Depature)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder, it's ghastly.
Original Lyrics:
I wonder, it scares me.
"I Wonder (Depature)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It sounds so nice, well planned advice.
Original Lyrics:
It sounds so nice, well planned and wise.
"I am the City"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you think I'm beautiful, An irresistable
Italian creature that forever seems to grow in size.
Original Lyrics:
And you think I'm beautiful and irresistable
A giant creature that forever seems to grow in size.
"I'm a Marionette"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a marionette, I'm a marionette, just us sitting around
Original Lyrics:
I'm a marionette, I'm a marionette, just a silly old clown
"I'm a Marionette"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're supreme, that's what everyone is telling me
Original Lyrics:
You're so free, that's what everyone is telling me
"Just A Notion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just an ocean.
Original Lyrics:
Just a notion.
"Kisses Of Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss a sapphire
Original Lyrics:
Kisses of fire
"Knowing Me, Knowing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is only emptiness, nothing to say
Original Lyrics:
Now there's only emptiness, nothing to say
"Knowing Me, Knowing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love is never easy, I know
Original Lyrics:
Breaking up is never easy, I know
"Knowing Me, Knowing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This time I have to blow.
Original Lyrics:
This time I have to go.
"Knowing Me, Knowing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking through an empty house, tears in my house
Original Lyrics:
Walking through an empty house, tears in my eyes
"Knowing Me, Knowing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We just emptied the face in the sky, we agroo.
or
We just have to face it this time, we grew.
Original Lyrics:
We just have to face it, this time we're through.
"Knowing Me, Knowing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What can Sue and Mindy have?
Tears in my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Walking through an empty house
Tears in my eyes.
"Lay All Your Love On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I possess him, it isn't nice
You heart me say that talking was my only vice.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm possessive, it isn't nice
You've heard me saying that smoking was my only vice.
"Lay All Your Love On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go chasing your umbrella.
Original Lyrics:
Don't go wasting your emotion.
"Lay All Your Love On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go wasting your emulsion
Lay all your love on me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't go wasting your emotion
Lay all your love on me.
"Lay All Your Love On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was in JLS before we met
Original Lyrics:
I wasn't jealous before we met
"Lay All Your Love On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was in jail as before we met
Original Lyrics:
I wasn't jealous before we met
"Lay All Your Love On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was in jail just before we met
Original Lyrics:
I wasn't jealous before we met
"Lay All Your Love On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was in jailhouse before we met.
Original Lyrics:
I wasn't jealous before we met.
"Lay All Your Love On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've had a few little love affairs
They didn't last very long and aching really scares.
Original Lyrics:
I've had a few little love affairs
They didn't last very long and they've been pretty scarce.
"Lay All Your Love On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It wasn't due to your sitting duck.
Original Lyrics:
It was like shooting a sitting duck.
"Lay Your Love On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little talk, slime damn
Baby, I was stuck.
Original Lyrics:
A little small talk, a smile and
Baby, I was stuck.
"Mamma Mia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I have a sister?
Original Lyrics:
How can I resist you?
"Mamma Mia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doom are the day we farted.
Original Lyrics:
Blue since the day we parted.
"Mamma Mia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't cuddle the times that I took to the flu.
Original Lyrics:
I can't count all the times that I've told you we're through.
"Mamma Mia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know how but I suddenly lose control.
There's a fire with enema.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know how but I suddenly lose control.
There's a fire within my soul.
"Mamma Mia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been acting real sad 'bout the things that you do
Original Lyrics:
I've been angry and sad about things that you do.
"Mamma Mia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been after your saddle for things that you do.
Original Lyrics:
I've been angry and sad about things that you do.
"Mamma Mia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been cheating on you since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
I've been cheated by you since I don't know when.
"Mamma Mia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been cheating on you since I don't know when
So I made up my mind, I think I'll go with him.
Original Lyrics:
I've been cheated by you since I don't know when
So I made up my mind, this must come to an end.
"Mamma Mia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been under your saddle about things that you do
Original Lyrics:
I've been angry and sad about things that you do.
"Mamma Mia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama Mia, do re mi fa so
Original Lyrics:
Mamma Mia, even if I say
"Mamma Mia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mamma Mia, did I lick myself?
Original Lyrics:
Mamma Mia, even if I say...
"Mamma Mia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's firewood in my soul.
Original Lyrics:
There's a fire within my soul.
"Mamma Mia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I've been broken hearted
Blue since the day we farted.
Original Lyrics:
Yes I've been broken hearted
Blue since the day we parted.
"Mamma Mia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I've been broken hearted
Blue, since the day we farted.
Original Lyrics:
Yes I've been broken hearted
Blue, since the day we parted.
"Mamma Mia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I've broken farted
Poo, yes, they've just farted.
Original Lyrics:
Yes I've been broken hearted
Blue since the day we parted.
"Mamma Mia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, I've been broken hearted
Uses the name retarded.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, I've been broken hearted
Blue since the day we parted.
"Mamma Mia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, I've been broken-hearted
Bruised after you farted.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, I've been broken-hearted
Blue since the day we parted.
"Man In The Middle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you see that man in the limousine
With the pretty ponies,
nifty, and the girls on his lap and knees
Original Lyrics:
Did you see that man in the limousine
With the pretty doll,
he is fifty and the girl's only seventeen
"Me And I" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I'm annoyed
With ideas that I got from good old Dr. Floyd.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I have toyed
With ideas that I got from good old Dr. Freud.
"Money Money Money" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bunny Bunny Bunny
must be funny in a leechmans turd
Original Lyrics:
Money Money Money
must be funny in a rich mans world
"Money Money Money" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wouldn't have to work at all
I'd fool around and lick his b****.
Original Lyrics:
I wouldn't have to work at all
I'd fool around and have a ball.
"Money Money Money" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd fool around and have a boy.
Original Lyrics:
I'd fool around and have a ball.
"Money Money Money" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a rich man swirl.
or
It's a rich man's squirrel.
Original Lyrics:
It's a rich man's world.
"Money Money Money" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Money, money, money
Mustard bunny
Original Lyrics:
Money. money, money
Must have money.
"Money, Money, Money" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey, honey, honey
Must taste funny
In a rich man's world.
Original Lyrics:
Money, money, money
Must be funny
In a rich man's world.
"Money, Money, Money" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mannie, mannie, mannie
Ouwe Sammy
Original Lyrics:
Money, money, money
Always sunny
"Money, Money, Money" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Money, money, money
Must be funny
In a b***h man's word
Original Lyrics:
Money, money, money
Must be funny
In a rich man's world.
"Money, Money, Money" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The last papers, or what you've got.
Original Lyrics:
To Las Vegas or Monaco
"Move on"
Misheard Lyrics:
They say a wrestler body can hide a peaceful soul
Original Lyrics:
They say a restless body can hide a peaceful soul
"My Love, My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like an English peasant wife
My love, my life
Original Lyrics:
Like an image passing by
My love, my life
"My Love, My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like an English person buy My love, my life
Original Lyrics:
Like an image passing by My love, my life
"My Mama Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buy a marmaset.
Original Lyrics:
My mama said...
"My Mamma Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
My marmoset
Original Lyrics:
My mamma said...
"Nina Pretty Ballerina" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody seems to think she's a whore.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody seems to think she's a bore.
"On And On And On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep on walking baby
'Til you're good and gone.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on rockin baby
'Til the night is done.
"On And On And On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me when he's gone
Original Lyrics:
Till the night has gone
"One Man, One Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our love is a precious thing
But the pain and the submarine
Original Lyrics:
Our love is a precious thing
Worth the pain and the suffering
"One Of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And so I dealt you the blow
When a bus had to go.
Original Lyrics:
And so I dealt you the blow
One of us had to go.
"One Of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And so I fell to the floor.
Original Lyrics:
And so I dealt you the blow.
"One Of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Barnabas is crying.
Original Lyrics:
One of us is crying.
"One Of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I sold myself as a concealed attraction.
Original Lyrics:
I saw myself as a concealed attraction.
"One Of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One of us is Brian.
Original Lyrics:
One of us is crying.
"One Of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One of us is crying, one of us is lying, even though we bear
Original Lyrics:
One of us is crying, one of us is lying In a lonely bed.
"One Of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One of us is crying, one of us is lying
Even only that.
Original Lyrics:
One of us is crying, one of us is lying
In a lonely bed.
"One Of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One of us is crying, one of us is lying
Even though he's dead.
Original Lyrics:
One of us is crying, one of us is lying
In a lonely bed.
"One Of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One of us is crying, one of us is lying
Hear my lonely beg.
Original Lyrics:
One of us is crying, one of us is lying
In a lonely bed.
"One Of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One of us is lonely
One of us is only waiting for a hole.
Original Lyrics:
One of us is lonely
One of us is only waiting for a call.
"One Of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One of us is lonely
One of us is only, waiting for a hole.
Original Lyrics:
One of us is lonely
One of us is only, waiting for a call.
"One Of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One of us is lying, one of us is dying
One of us is dead.
Original Lyrics:
One of us is crying, one of us is lying
In a lonely bed.
"One of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When a bus is crying, when a bus is lying
Original Lyrics:
One of us is crying, one of us is lying.
"One of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When a bus is lonely,
When a bus is falling, waiting for a car,
Sorry for herself, feeling stupid feelings for,
Wishing she had never left Arthur.
Original Lyrics:
One of us is lonely
One of us is only waiting for a call
Sorry for herself, feeling stupid, feeling small
Wishing she had never left at all
"Our Last Summer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And strolling down the River Seine
Original Lyrics:
And strolling down the Elysee
"Our Last Summer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Perish restaurants
Original Lyrics:
Paris restaurants
"People Need Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
People need trust from a fat old man
Original Lyrics:
People need trust from a fellow man
"Ring Ring" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was sitting in a boat
I was swinging by a rope
Original Lyrics:
I was sitting by the phone
I was waiting all alone
"Ring Ring" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was sitting on the bowl
I was dating Laura Stone.
Original Lyrics:
I was sitting by the phone
I was waiting all alone.
"Ring Ring" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
La Salle de Bains
Original Lyrics:
The happiest sound of them all
"Rock Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll stay in jail if you want me to.
Original Lyrics:
Nice and gentle if you want me to.
"Rock Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rugby give me that kick now Rugby
Original Lyrics:
Rock me give me that kick now Roll me
"S.O.S." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So if you hear me darling,
can you hear me S.O.S.?
Original Lyrics:
So when you're near me darling,
can't you hear me, S.O.S.?
"S.O.S." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So if you need me darling
Can you hear me S.O.S.?
Original Lyrics:
So if you're near me darling
Can't you hear me, S.O.S.?
"S.O.S." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So when you're near me, darling, can't you hear B.S.?. Oh, yes!
The love you gave me -- nothing else can say "B.S."! Oh, yes!
Original Lyrics:
So when you're near me, darling, can't you hear me S. O. S.?
The love you gave me -- nothing else can save me, S. O. S.
"S.O.S." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where are those happy gays?
They seem so hard to find.
Original Lyrics:
Where are those happy days?
They seem so hard to find.
"Should I Laugh Or Cry?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am minding his battered thighs.
Original Lyrics:
High and mighty, his banner flies.
"Slipping Through My Fingers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sticking to my fingers
Original Lyrics:
Slipping through my fingers
"So Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chasing, dazing, drivening me crazy.
Original Lyrics:
Tracy, Daisy, they may be crazy.
"So Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
Solo
Original Lyrics:
So long
"So Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
The boys might fall for everything you've got
But I'm not one of them, you know I'm not.
Original Lyrics:
The girls might fall for everything you've got
But I'm not one of them, you know I'm not.
"So Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tracin', dazin', makin' me crazy
But I'll never be your love.
Original Lyrics:
Tracy, Daisy, they may be crazy
But I'll never be your girl.
"So Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
You didn't have to send me flowers like a big toupee.
Original Lyrics:
You didn't have to send me flowers like you did today.
"So Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know it's not worth crying.
Original Lyrics:
You know it's not worth trying.
"So Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say that money's gonna make you dodge.
Original Lyrics:
They say that money's got a magic touch.
"So Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
You think you're gonna make me softer with your fat cigar.
Original Lyrics:
You think you're gonna make me softer with your fancy car.
"So Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
You think you're gonna make me suffer with your fancy car, ah-ha-ha
But I can tell your old half-truths ain't gonna get you far, ah-ha-ha.
Original Lyrics:
You think you're gonna make me sulk, you and your fancy car, ah-ha-ha
But I can tell you honey your tricks ain't gonna get you far, ah-ha-ha.
"Summer Night City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't resist the strange attraction
From the giant domino.
Original Lyrics:
Can't resist the strange attraction
From the giant dynamo.
"Summer Night City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F***ing in the moonlight
Love-making in the park.
Original Lyrics:
Walking in the moonlight
Love-making in the park.
"Summer Night City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F***ing in the moonlight
Original Lyrics:
Walking in the moonlight
"Summer Night City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know what Sweden left for me
Original Lyrics:
I know what's waiting there for me
"Summer Night City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone might see me.
Original Lyrics:
Summer night city
"Super Trooper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was sick & tired of everything when I called you last night from Tescos
Original Lyrics:
I was sick & tired of everything when I called you last night from Glasgow
"Super Trooper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was sick & tired of everything when I saw you last night at Gladstone's.
Original Lyrics:
I was sick & tired of everything when I called you last night from Glasgow.
"Super Trooper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I saw you last night in Fresco
or
I was sick and tired of everything
When I saw you last night from Tesco
or
I was sick and tired of everything
When I saw you last night from Tesco
Original Lyrics:
I was sick and tired of everything,
When I called you last night from Glasgow
"Super Trooper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night for the pass code.
Original Lyrics:
I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Glasgow.
"Super Trooper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from pascoes.
Original Lyrics:
I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Glasgow.
"Super Trooper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Super Trooper, life is gonna find me
Original Lyrics:
Super Trooper lights are gonna find me
"Super Trooper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Super dooper beans are gonna bind me.
Original Lyrics:
Super trooper beams are gonna blind me.
"Super Trooper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Super duper things are gonna find me.
Original Lyrics:
Super trooper beams are gonna blind me.
"Super Trooper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Super trooper life's like polystyrene.
Original Lyrics:
Super trooper lights are gonna find me.
"Super Trouper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I do is sing and strip and sing
wishing every show was the last show
Original Lyrics:
All I do is eat and sleep and sing
wishing every show was the last show
"Super Trouper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I begin, when you arrive.
Original Lyrics:
And I'll be there when you arrive.
"Super Trouper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Pascoe
Original Lyrics:
I was sick and tired of everything,
When I called you last night from Glasgow
"Super Trouper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Tesco's.
Original Lyrics:
I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Glasgow.
"Super Trouper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I began when you arrived
Original Lyrics:
So I'll be there when you arrive
"Super Trouper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere in the clouds there's you
Things will be so different when I'm on the spaceship home
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere in the crowds there's you
Everything will be so different when I'm on the stage tonight
"Super Trouper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere in the house, there's fags
Everything will be so diffrent when I'm having one more smoke.
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere in the crowds, there's you
Everything will be so different when I'm on the stage tonight.
[Ed's note: I assume (probably incorrectly) that a 'fag' here means cigarette, so I'm not going to conceal it with asterisks.]
"Super Trouper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Super Trooper Beans are gonna blind me
But it won't be blue
Like they always do
'Cause somewhere in the clouds, there's you.
Original Lyrics:
Super Trouper beams are gonna blind me
But I won't feel blue
Like I always do
'Cause somewhere in the crowd, there's you.
"Super Trouper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Super Trouper beams are gonna blink me
But I won't feel blue
Like I always do
'Cause somewhere in the crowd, there's you
I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Tesco.
Original Lyrics:
Super Trouper beams are gonna blink me
But I won't feel blue
Like I always do
'Cause somewhere in the crowd, there's you
I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Glasgow.
'Tesco' is a supermarket chain in the United Kingdom, so this song was really funny to listen to for people in the UK!!
"Super Trouper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Super Trouper beans are gonna find me.
Original Lyrics:
Super Trouper beams are gonna blind me.
"Super Trouper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Super trouper beans are gonna find me.
Original Lyrics:
Super trooper beams are gonna blind me.
"Super Trouper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Super trouper dreams of polystyrene
Original Lyrics:
Super trouper beams are gonna blind me.
"Super Trouper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Super trouper f**s are gonna kill me.
Original Lyrics:
Super trouper beams are gonna blind me.
"Super Trouper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Super trouper life's a cor-ma blimey!!
Original Lyrics:
Super trouper beams are gonna blind me.
"Super Trouper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Super trouper lumps of polystyrene
Original Lyrics:
Super trouper lights are gonna find me.
"Super Trouper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Super trouper pizza gonna blind me.
Original Lyrics:
Super trouper beams are gonna blind me.
"Super Trouper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I called you last night from Wilko's
Original Lyrics:
When you called me last night from Glasgow
"Super Trouper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you called me last night from Tesco's
Original Lyrics:
When you called me last night from Glasgow
"Super Trouper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you called me last night from Tescos
Original Lyrics:
When you called me last night from Glasgow
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Adios, Siegfried!
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free!
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Adios, feel free
Take a chance on me.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free
Take a chance on me.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ali Austin free
Original Lyrics:
Honey I'm still free
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ali-ach-sin-free
Original Lyrics:
Honey I'm still free
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the upstair's free
Take a chance on me.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free
Take a chance on me.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are my arms too free?
Tick a stance on me
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free
Take a chance on me
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken Chance on me.
Original Lyrics:
Take a chance on me.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken pants on me
Original Lyrics:
Take a chance on me.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken stance, chicken stance
Original Lyrics:
Take a chance, take a chance
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your hands off me
Original Lyrics:
Take a chance on me
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the Young Siegfried
Take a chance on me.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free
Take a chance on me.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If the outset's free
Take a chance on me.
Original Lyrics:
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind
on the French airline
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind,
I'm the first in line
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind in the birthday line
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind in the first daylight
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind on a nursery rhyme
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind, I'm the first in line.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind on the Birthday line
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind I'm the first in line
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind on the first day of July
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind I'm the first in line
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind on the first thin dime.
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind, I'm the first in line.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind on the ostrich line.
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind, I'm the first in line.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind, on the bursting line
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind, I'm the first in line.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind, on the first feline.
or
If you change your mind, on the first field line.
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind, I'm the first in line.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind
Ellen Burstyn's fine
On the wild and free
Take a chance on me.
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind
I'm the first in line
Honey, I’m still free
Take a chance on me.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind
I'm the first in line
Ollie Oxen free
Take a chance on me.
Original Lyrics:
If you change you mine
I'm the first in line
Honey, I'm still free
Take a chance on me.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind
In the grocery line.
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind
I'm the first in line.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind
On the 1st July
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind
I'm the first in line.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind
On the district line.
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind
I'm the first in line.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind
On the first green line.
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind
I'm the first in line.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind
On the first three lines.
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind
I'm the first in line.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind
On the great big line
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind
I'm the first in line
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you got no place to go
When you're thinking clown
If you're Laura Stone
When you're on the telephone
Original Lyrics:
If you got no place to go
When you're feeling down
If you're all alone
When the pretty birds have flown
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're all alone,
and it really hurts to phone
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone,
and your pretty birds have flown
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're all alone, I'm a pretty person, too.
Original Lyrics:
If your all alone when the pretty birds have flown
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're all alone, and it really hurts you now.
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're all alone
With a pretty person, oh.
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone
When the pretty birds have flown
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're all alone
And it really burns
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone
And the pretty birds...
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're all alone
And it really hurts, let go.
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone
When the pretty birds have flown
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're all alone
When the breathing hurts your phone
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone
When the pretty birds have flown
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're all alone
With a pretty purse and phone
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone
When the pretty birds have flown
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're all alone
With a pretty purse of gold.
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone
When the pretty birds have flown.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you've got no place to go with a tree limb down.
Original Lyrics:
If you've got no place to go, if you're feeling down.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackie Chan saw me.
Original Lyrics:
Take a chance on me.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackie Chan's on me
Original Lyrics:
Take a chance on me
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackie Chan, Jackie Chan
Original Lyrics:
Take a chance, take a chance
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to some music,
maybe do some coke
and get to know you better
Original Lyrics:
Listen to some music,
maybe just talking,
get to know you better
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to some music
Maybe do some cocaine.
Original Lyrics:
Listen to some music
Maybe just talking.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ollie Olsen free
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ollie Oxen Free
Take a chance on me.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free
Take a chance on me.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Olly Oxen Free
Original Lyrics:
Honey I'm still free.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Olly oxen free, take your hands off me.
Original Lyrics:
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Olly-oxen free, take a chance on me.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free, take a chance on me.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On The Austin Free
Take a chance on me.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free
Take a chance on me.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the Austrian free
Take a chance on me.
Original Lyrics:
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the virgin line!
Original Lyrics:
I'm the first in line!
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the virgin line!
Original Lyrics:
I'm the first in line!
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put a chair on me.
Original Lyrics:
Take a chance on me.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake your pants on me.
Original Lyrics:
Take a chance on me.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's alright, I'll screw you honey
Original Lyrics:
That's all I ask of you honey
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We can go to bed soon, we can go walking.
Original Lyrics:
We can go dancing, we can go walking.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're all alone
With a pretty purse of gold.
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone
And the pretty birds have flown.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're all alone
And it's pretty versatile.
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone
When the pretty birds have flown.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You think that I'll leave you there
Afraid of a leather chair.
Original Lyrics:
You want me to leave it there
Afraid of a love affair.
"Take A Chance On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You want me to leave it there
Afraid of a leather bear.
Original Lyrics:
You want me to leave it there
Afraid of a love affair.
"Take a Chance on Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are the ants still free?
Take a chance on me.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free
Take a chance on me.
"Take a Chance on Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you make me cry
Original Lyrics:
If you let me try
"Take a Chance on Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're all alone
With a pretty girl oh no
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone
When the pretty birds have flown
"Take a Chance on Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ollie Oxen Free
Take a chance on me
Original Lyrics:
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
"Take a Chance on Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Olly oxen free!
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free!
"Take a Chance on Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the anti-freeze
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free!
"Take a Chance on Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
ollie oxen free
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free!
"Thank You For The Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
"who can live without it?", I'm asking all on the street
Original Lyrics:
'Who can live without it?', I ask in all honesty.
"Thank You For The Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Who can live without it?', I ask you in the street.
Original Lyrics:
'Who can live without it?', I ask in all honesty.
"Thank You For The Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm nothing special
In fact, I'm a bit of a boy
or
I'm nothing special
In fact, I'm a bit of a Borg.
Original Lyrics:
I'm nothing special
In fact, I'm a bit of a bore.
"Thank You For The Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm nothing special
In fact, I'm a bit of a whore.
Original Lyrics:
I'm nothing special
In fact, I'm a bit of a bore.
"Thank You For The Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Without a song or a dance, would I wee?
Original Lyrics:
Without a song or a dance, what are we?
"Thank You for the Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been solar king
I am the girl with golden hair
Original Lyrics:
I've been so lucky
I am the girl with golden hair
"That's Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you sure you wanna divorce?
Original Lyrics:
Are you sure you wanna hear more?
"That's Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm not in mensa, I'll never be.
Original Lyrics:
But I'm not a man's toy, I'll never be.
"That's Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you ever dream of me?
Original Lyrics:
Won't you have a drink with me?
"The Day Before You Came" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I must have read a while The latest one by Merlon Grenshaw "Something is a spy"
Original Lyrics:
I must have read a while The latest one by Marilyn French or something in that style
"The Day Before You Came" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's funny but I had no sense of living without pain
Original Lyrics:
It's funny but I had no sense of living without aim
"The Name Of The Game" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you make me show
What I'm trying to conceive.
Original Lyrics:
And you make me show
What I'm trying to conceal.
"The Name Of The Game" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta pee, and you give me no choice.
Original Lyrics:
Got a feeling you give me no choice.
"The Name Of The Game" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a backward child.
or
I'm a natural child.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a bashful child.
"The Name Of The Game" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a vegetable child.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a bashful child.
"The Name Of The Game" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the dashboard child.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the bashful child.
"The Name Of The Game" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen him twice, feeling chontice
Original Lyrics:
I've seen you twice, in a short time
"The Name Of The Game" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me please, cos I have to know
I'm a dashboard child, give it to grow.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me please, 'cause I have to know
I'm a bashful child, beginning to grow.
"The Name of the Game" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The name of the game (your smile and the sun in your voice)
Original Lyrics:
The name of the game (your smile and the sound of your voice)
"The Visitors" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The single sound it runs again and someone tries the door knob
To think my parents would be so stupidly impatient!
Original Lyrics:
The signal's sounding once again and someone tries the door-knob
None of my friends would be so stupidly impatient.
"The Winner Takes It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A big d*** or a small
Original Lyrics:
A big thing or a small
"The Winner Takes It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A sign of victory
Puts a crux in me
OR
Puts a cross in me.
Original Lyrics:
Beside the victory
That's her destiny.
"The Winner Takes It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A victim or it's small
Original Lyrics:
A big thing or a small
"The Winner Takes It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A victory for the small
The winner takes it all.
Original Lyrics:
A big thing or a small
The winner takes it all.
"The Winner Takes It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And someone weed down here.
Original Lyrics:
and someone way down there.
"The Winner Takes It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Evolution
Has to follow.
Original Lyrics:
And one loses,
Has to fall.
"The Winner Takes It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was in your a***.
Original Lyrics:
I was in your arms.
"The Winner Takes It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It seems for any sake why should I complain?
Original Lyrics:
It's simple and it's plain. Why should I complain?
"The Winner Takes It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spectators of the Shah
Always stay in love.
Original Lyrics:
Spectators of the show,
Always staying low.
"The Winner Takes It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spectators of the chawl
Original Lyrics:
Spectators of the show
"The Winner Takes It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spectators of the show, Always stay alarmed
Original Lyrics:
Spectators of the show, Always staying low.
"The Winner Takes It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The wind that takes it all.
Original Lyrics:
The winner takes it all.
"The Winner Takes It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The wind that takes it all
Original Lyrics:
The winner takes it all.
"The Winner Takes It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The winner tapes it all.
Original Lyrics:
The winner takes it all.
"The Winner Takes it All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So the sinner makes it all, and the boozer has to fall
Original Lyrics:
So the winner, takes it all, and the loser has to fall
"The Winner Takes it All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The winner takes it all
The loser sits and falls.
Original Lyrics:
The winner, takes it all
The loser has to fall.
"Tiger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
People who feed me
Never go near me.
Original Lyrics:
People who fear me
Never go near me.
"Under Attack" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He stole my cat, my crazy lover.
Original Lyrics:
He's on my back, my chasing lover.
"Under Attack" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on crack; my face is breaking
Original Lyrics:
About to crack, defences breaking
"Under Attack" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Under attack, I'm being taken
Butt-crack defense is breaking.
Original Lyrics:
Under attack, I'm being taken
About to crack, defenses breaking.
"Under Attack" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't somebody step inside my heart
Come and rescue me now from a boy in the park.
Original Lyrics:
Won't somebody please have a heart
Come and rescue me now 'cause I'm falling apart.
"Voelez-Vous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Write this on the spot
A sense of expectation
Hiding in the dark
Giving out a spark
Across the room
Your eyes are
Floating in the dark
And here we go again
We know the start,
We know the end
Bastards of the sea
We've done it all before
And now we're
Back to KILL some more
You are what I feed..
Original Lyrics:
People everywhere
A sense of expectation
Hiding everywhere
Giving out a spark
Across the room
Your eyes are
Glowing in the dark
And here we go again
We know the start,
We know the end
Masters of the scene
We've done it all before
And now we're
Back to get some more
You know what I mean
"Voulez-Vous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dr. Jones, voulez-vous?
Original Lyrics:
La question c'est voulez-vous
"Voulez-Vous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give the night a spark
Original Lyrics:
Giving out a spark
"Voulez-Vous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can still say 'voulez-vous'.
Original Lyrics:
La question c'est voulez-vous
"Voulez-Vous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was not due to your sitting duck
Original Lyrics:
It was like shooting a sitting duck
"Voulez-Vous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Wisconsin bully blue
Original Lyrics:
La question c'est voulez-vous
"Voulez-Vous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky Joseph, Voulez Vous
Original Lyrics:
La question c'est voulez-vous
"Voulez-Vous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Master of the sea
Original Lyrics:
Master of the scene
"Voulez-Vous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Monsters of the sea
Original Lyrics:
Master of the scene
"Voulez-vous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Life can still say voulez-vous
Original Lyrics:
La question cest voulez-vous
"Voulez-vous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like this dance, say "voulez-vous"
Original Lyrics:
La question c'est voulez-vous
"Watch Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's late and you find me naked.
Original Lyrics:
It's been kind of funny lately.
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Abba loo
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I have met my distant kneeling quite a similar way
Original Lyrics:
And I have met my destiny in quite a similar way
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Arnavoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But how can I ever refuse?
I feel like a wing when I lose.
Original Lyrics:
But how can I ever refuse?
I feel like I win when I lose.
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bye Bye, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender Oh yeah, and I have met my distant need and quiet sim the way, No need to revoke from the show, Is always a pete and we say.
Original Lyrics:
My, my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender Oh yeah, and I have met my destiny in quite a similar way The history book on the shelf Is always repeating itself
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Finally faked if I wanted to
Original Lyrics:
Finally facing my Waterloo!
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Guadaloupe
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Guadeloupe, finally facing my Guadeloupe
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo, finally facing my Waterloo
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Guadeloupe
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How does it feel that you won the war?
Original Lyrics:
I was defeated, you won the war.
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How was defeat if you won the war?
Original Lyrics:
I was defeated, you won the war.
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel like a wing when I'm loose.
Original Lyrics:
I feel like I win when I lose.
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was defeated, you wonderwall
or
How would you feel if you won the war?
Original Lyrics:
I was defeated, you won the war
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Knowing my babies will be with you
Original Lyrics:
Knowing my fate is to be with you
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Marmaduke, finally facing my Marmaduke
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo, finally facing my Waterloo
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My mind, at Waterloo the pouring deep surrender
Original Lyrics:
My my, at Waterloo napoleon did surrender
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My my, at Waterloo that Napoleon dude surrendered.
Original Lyrics:
My, my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender.
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My, my at Waterloo
my Polish tits surrendered
Original Lyrics:
My, my, at Waterloo
Napoleon did surrender.
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My, my, at Waterloo, Napoleon is so tender.
Original Lyrics:
My, my, at Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender.
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Numbing my fingers to be with you.
Original Lyrics:
Knowing my fate is to be with you.
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Port-a-loo
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So how can I ever refuse?
I feel like a wing-feathered goose
Waterloo, how does it feel when you won the war?
Original Lyrics:
So how can I ever refuse?
I feel like I win when I lose
Waterloo! I was defeated, you won the war.
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The history book on the shelf is almost repeating itself.
Original Lyrics:
The history book on the shelf is always repeating itself.
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The history book on the shelf
This song is repeating itself.
Original Lyrics:
The history book on the shelf
Is always repeating itself.
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then who said the bunny was sane?
He saying he'll eat me again.
Original Lyrics:
The history book on the shelf
Is always repeating itself.
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wad of goo!!
Finally facing my wad of goo!
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo!!
Finally facing my Waterloo!
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wallalloo
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waterloo - I was defeating you on the more.
Waterloo - promise to love you forevermore.
Waterloo - couldn't escape if I wanted to.
Waterloo - knowing my baby's too big for you.
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war.
Waterloo - Promise to love you for ever more.
Waterloo - Couldn't escape if I wanted to.
Waterloo - Knowing my fate is to be with you
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waterloo - Knowing my babies would be with you.
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo - Knowing my fate is to be with you.
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waterloo! How does it feel since you've won the war?
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo! I was defeated, you won the war.
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waterloo! I always defeated you on the wall!
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo! I was defeated, you won the war!
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waterloo! I was defeated in Baltimore.
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo! I was defeated, you won the war!
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waterloo! I was defeated, you wonderbra!
or
Waterloo! I was defeated, you wonderwall!
or
Waterloo! I was defeated, you wonderwall!
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo! I was defeated, you won the war!
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waterloo,
how does it feel when you've won the war
or
Waterloo,
I wash my feet in your underwear
or
Waterloo,
I wash my feet in your underwear
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo,
I was defeated, you won the war
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waterloo, I defeated you on the wall
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo, I was defeated you won the war
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waterloo, I was defeated in rock and roll
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo, I was defeated you won the war
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waterloo, I was defeating you on the wall.
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo, I was defeated, you won the war.
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waterloo, coolerness gave me my wanted to.
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to.
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waterloo, couldn't mistake if I wanted to.
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to.
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waterloo, how does it feel to be wonderful?
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo, I was defeated, you won the war
It doesn't make sense so today I looked up the actual words.
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waterloo, how does it feel when you walk alone?
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo, I was defeated, you won the war.
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waterloo-couldn't get layed if I wanted to.
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo-couldn't escape if I wanted to.
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waterloo
How could it be that you won the war?
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo
I was defeated, you won the war.
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waterloo
I grafittied you on the wall.
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo
I was defeated, you won the war.
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waterloo
I was defeated, you've won the whore.
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo
I was defeated, you've won the war.
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waterloo
Obviously, Ted, you won the war.
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo
I was defeated, you won the war.
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waterloo
Waterloo, Waterloo, Waterloo
Waterloo
Waterloo, Waterloo, Waterloo
Waterloo
Waterloo, Waterloo, Waterloo
Waterloo
Waterloo, Waterloo, Waterloo
Wo, wo, wo, wo ,Waterloo
Waterloo, Waterloo, Waterloo.
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo
I was defeated, you won the war
Waterloo
Promise to love you for ever more
Waterloo
Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Waterloo
Knowing my fate is to be with you
Wo wo wo wo, Waterloo
Finally facing my Waterloo.
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What a loot!
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo!
"Waterloo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What a loo
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo
"When All Is Said And Done"
Misheard Lyrics:
A lion on the floor
Original Lyrics:
And lying on the floor
"When All Is Said And Done"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slightly born but dog nose fried
And had some oral sex.
Original Lyrics:
Slightly worn but dignified
And not too old for sex.
"When All Is Said And Done"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slightly warm but dignified
I knocked you all for six
Original Lyrics:
Slightly worn but dignified
and not too old for sex
"When All Is Said And Done"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Molly said goodbye
Original Lyrics:
When all is said and done
"When I Kissed The Teacher" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As I held my breath
The words could still bop, then he just smiled.
Original Lyrics:
As I held my breath
The world stood still, but then he just smiled.
"Winner Takes It All"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was in your arse
Original Lyrics:
I was in your arms

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