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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Helen Reddy

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Helen Reddy.

Helen Reddy

Helen Reddy's, "I Am Woman"
Better Lyrics:
I am woman, hear me roar

With eating habits of a boar

And I eat so much i feel no pain

Because I weigh more than before

In numbers too big to ignore

And I'll never ever see my feet again

Oh yes, I am wide

Cause my weight-gain's unexplained

Yes, I ate the pies

and look how much I gained

Cause I want to, Want to eat everything

I am fat (fat)

My weight's unbeatable (unbeatable)

I am woman
Original Lyrics:
I am woman, hear me roar

In numbers too big to ignore

And I know too much to go back an' pretend

'cause I've heard it all before

And I've been down there on the floor

No one's ever gonna keep me down again

Oh yes I am wise

But it's wisdom born of pain

Yes, I've paid the price

But look how much I gained

If I have to, I can do anything

I am strong (strong)

I am invincible (invincible)

I am woman
Submitted by: Brian

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