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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Little Texas

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Little Texas.

Little Texas

Little Texas', "God Blessed Texas"
Better Lyrics:
I hate Texas, it really sucks
Ain't nothin' there 'cept red necks with trucks
gay cowboy hats with tight fitting pants, if you wanna look stupid then here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
I hate Texas
Original Lyrics:
God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the promised land
Gave 'em a place where they could dance
If you wanna see heaven brother here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
God blessed Texas
Submitted by: Jon Wyncroft

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