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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Collie Buddz.

Collie Buddz

Collie Buddz's, "S.O.S."
Better Lyrics:
Montrealllll (Montreal)

Survivor Series

Bret Screwed Bret

Fanboys are blogging

Vince Screwed Bret

I hear them cryin'


Vince yelled for them to ring the bell

No one knew what happened, they were mad as hell

No relief, though it's been more than a decade

Should of remembered the Wendi Richter case

And it's a shame (what a shame)

We still whine

One (One) more (more) time

IWC (see) will (will) whiiiine (here them whinin')

Shawn Screwed Bret (I hear them typin')

Bret Screwed Bret (I hear them shoutin')

Vince Screwed Bret I hear them cryin'

Earl Screwed Bret (I hear them bloggin')
Original Lyrics:
You know (you know)

What me say


I hear them shoutin

I hear them cryin


You woke up in a badman place

You no safe you could run for days

You can't get away

I bring relief for sorrow and pain

You should of never tried get in my face

And it's a shame (what a shame)

You lose your life

You have no (no) more (more) time

Your destiny (knee) is (is) mine (here them callin)

SOS (I hear them callin)

SOS (I hear them shoutin)

SOS I hear them cryin

SOS (I hear them callin)
Submitted by: Bradley, Avatar Fan

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