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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Ronnie Kemper

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Ronnie Kemper.

Ronnie Kemper

Ronnie Kemper's, "I'm a Little Teapot"
Better Lyrics:
I'm a little crackpot
Scream and shout
No one can handle
Got a big mouth

When I get pent up
I lash out
"5150, over"
Police called out

Original Lyrics:
I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout

When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
"Tip me over
and pour me out!"
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

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