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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Rodgers & Hammerstein

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Rodgers & Hammerstein.

Rodgers & Hammerstein

Rodgers & Hammerstein's, "The Surrey with the Fringe on Top"
Better Lyrics:
Katie Holmes divorce in a hurry
Who then gets custody of Suri?
Who then gets custody of Suri? Gonna be mom or pop???
Original Lyrics:
Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry When I take you out in the surrey
When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

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