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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> TV Theme Songs

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by TV Theme Songs.

TV Theme Songs

TV Theme Songs', "Suicide is Painless (Theme from M*A*S*H)"
Better Lyrics:
'Cause suicide is painless.
Your mother's ass is brainless.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause suicide is painless.
It brings on many changes.
Submitted by: The Skuz
Theme Songs', "Theme from "That Girl""
Better Lyrics:
If you find one girl to love
Only on girl to love
Then hell will freeze over for you.
Original Lyrics:
If you find one girl to love
Only on girl to love
Then she'll be "That Girl" too.
Submitted by: The Skuz
TV Theme Songs', "Theme from 'The Banana Splits Show'"
Better Lyrics:
Framming on the Jim-Jam, Fripping at the Krotz.
Our Banana Splits are going to kick you in the crotch.
Original Lyrics:
Flipping like a pancake, popping like a cork.
Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and Snork.
Submitted by: The Skuz

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