Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Dido

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Dido.


Dido's, "Thank You"
Better Lyrics:
My bums gone cold im wondering why
You pushed me out the bed
Was it cuz i farted and it
Smelt like rotten eggs
But i dont know why my ass is
Hanging out the bed
Cuz you pushed me and its not very nice
Its not very nice
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold im wondering why
I got out of bed at all
Morning rain clouds up my window
I cant see at all
Even if i could it would all be grey
Put your picture on my wall
Then you call me and its not so bad
Its not so bad
Submitted by: Tav
Dido's, "White Flag"
Better Lyrics:
My linens were caked in some s***
Looks like they all went through a blender
There will be no white sheets across my bed
'Cause I didn't wash them with Cheer.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I will go down with this ship

And I won't put my hands up and surrender

There will be no white flag above my door

I'm in love and always will be.

Submitted by: Sheila Oh

New entries in this section are currently reviewed by Brian Kelly. Previous editors (if any) are listed on the editors page.


Have you rewritten the lyrics to part of a song? Please send them in! We're always looking for more parody fragments. If you want to rewrite an entire song, check out the parody section.


Disclaimer: makes no claims to the accuracy of the correct lyrics. All correct lyrics are copyrighted, does not claim ownership of the original lyrics.