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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by The Carpenters .

The Carpenters

The Carpenters 's, "It’s Gonna Take Some Time"
Better Lyrics:
“The birds on the telephone line (Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds)
Are crying out to me.”
Original Lyrics:
“The Birds on the telephone line, (next time)
are crying out to me, (next time)”
Submitted by: Steven Wynn

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