These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Joe Nichols.
Here's to the past, they can fix my flats
I hope she's happy with it
Here's to the dork who wrecked my Ford
That moron did me in.
I think my neighbor drives a Coupe DeVille
I saw it rollin' right over the hill
He'll be feelin' ill
When he pays the bill
Down at Brokencarsville.
Here's to the past, they can kiss my glass
I hope she's happy with him.
Here's to the girl who wrecked my world
That angel did me in
I think the devil drives a Coupe DeVille
I saw him drivin' it over the hill
Not against her will
I got time to kill
Down at Brokenheartsville
Submitted by: Alex Dzurick
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