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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Nat King Cole.

Nat King Cole

Nat King Cole's, "(It's Only A) Paper Moon"
Better Lyrics:
Barack is only a big buffoon
With a failed Presidency
Lives in a world of make-believe
Ignores economy (responsibility)…
Original Lyrics:
It is only a paper moon
Sailing over a cardboard sea
But it wouldn't be make-believe
If you believe in me
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Nat King Cole's, "The Child's Play Christmas Song"
Better Lyrics:
Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire
Chucky biting off his nose
Songs of slaughter being sung by a choir
And Tiff dressed like an Eskimo
Original Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up like Eskimos
Submitted by: Sheogorath

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