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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Jane Taylor.

Jane Taylor

Jane Taylor's, "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"
Better Lyrics:
Twinkle Twinkle Little Slut
How many guys have you fucked
Were they tall were they short?
Nevermind, you did them all
Twinkle Twinkle Little bitch
Close your legs they smell like fish
Original Lyrics:
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
How I wonder what you are
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
How I wonder what you are.
Submitted by: Jasmine

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