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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Faron Young.

Faron Young

Faron Young's, "Here I Am in Dallas"
Better Lyrics:
Here I Am in Dallas. Where the heck are you?

Wonderin' when your motorcade will finally come on through,

Waitin' from this grassy knoll has stressed me through and through.

Here I am in Dallas, wonderin' where are you?
Original Lyrics:
Here I am in Dallas. Where in the hell are you?

I came here to meet you, like I said I'd do.

Have cowboy hats and pickup trucks made a fool of you?

Here I am in Dallas. Where in the hell are you?
Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss

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