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John Mayer

John Mayer's, "Cat's Potty Is A Box Of Sand "
Better Lyrics:
we got her bag 'o' litter

that box seems to fit her

now she's got to doo

she don't mind my

discoverin' poo


one mound it makes a stench

it smells like eggs again

the air is so gross and

it's so vile


if i want clean

i clean it

can't take the smell

i mean it

she climbs through my big plants

and breaks them

that seems to make her smile


cat's potty is a box of sand

cat's potty is a box of sand

i can't stand (the smell)

cat's potty is a box of sand


guess i could buy a more expensive brand

but I hate that it's high priced sand

when it's that time she goes to find it

when it's her smell she don't mind it


and when i want clean

i clean it

can't take the smell

i mean it

she climbs through my big plants

and breaks them
that seems to make her smile

cat's potty is a box of sand
cat's potty is a box of sand
i can't stand (the smell)
cat's potty is a box of sand

dang kitty
smell don't fit me
but you're mine all mine all mine
but you stink so bad it hurts sometimes!

cat's potty is a box of sand
cat's potty is a box of sand

i can't stand (the smell)

cat's potty is a box of sand
Original Lyrics:
We got the afternoon
You got this room for two
One thing I've left to do
Discover me
Discovering you

One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue

'Cause if you want love
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland

Something 'bout the way the hair falls in your face
I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase
You tell me where to go and
Though I might leave to find it
I'll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it

you want love?
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland

Damn baby
You frustrate me
I know you're mine all mine all mine
But you look so good it hurts sometimes

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland
Submitted by: Jeremy Chambers and Bryan Pardue

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