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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Blondie

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Blondie.

Blondie

Blondie's, "The Tide Is High"
Better Lyrics:
The Tide is high but the Rinso's low
I'm gonna buy me a box of Rinso
Rinso
Rinso
Original Lyrics:
The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
I'm gonna be your number one
Number one
Number one
Submitted by: crazydon

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