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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Blondie that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 231 misheard song lyrics for Blondie on amIright currently.

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"(I'm Always Touched By Your) Presence, Dear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Was it just by chance
That our speakers met?
Original Lyrics:
Was it just by chance?
Could this be kismet?
"(I'm Always Touched By Your) Presence, Dear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We can never gang together
Psyche a group insane.
Original Lyrics:
We could navigate together
Psychic frequencies.
"Atomic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I had baked beans tonight
Original Lyrics:
Uh-huh make me tonight
"Atomic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I...know hairy people.
Original Lyrics:
Ahhhh...your hair is beautiful.
"Atomic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh you hear a ufo
Original Lyrics:
Oh your hair is beautiful
"Boom Boom In The Zoom Zoom Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boom boom in the zoom zoom moon
or
Boom boom in the zoom zoom rouge.
Original Lyrics:
Boom boom in the zoom zoom room.
"Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Kenny, any time
Original Lyrics:
Call me any, any time
"Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me, I'm alive!
Original Lyrics:
Call me on the line!
"Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me, oh oh, call up baby
Call on me with love
Original Lyrics:
Color me your color baby
Color me your car
"Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carlene! Ccarlene!
or
Sardines! Sardines!
Original Lyrics:
Call me! Call me!
"Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Colby!
or
Kirby!
Original Lyrics:
Call me!
"Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Colby!
Original Lyrics:
Call me!
"Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cold meat, any time.
Original Lyrics:
Call me any, any time.
"Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Colleen
Original Lyrics:
Call me.
"Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Color me your caller, baby
Original Lyrics:
Color me your color, baby
"Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Color me!
Original Lyrics:
Call me!
"Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come up off your call like charm
Original Lyrics:
Come up off your colour chart.
"Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coming
Original Lyrics:
Call Me
"Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Commie
Original Lyrics:
Call me!
"Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Corned beef
Original Lyrics:
Call me.
"Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cover me with kippers, baby
Cover me with love
Original Lyrics:
Cover me with kisses, baby
Cover me with love
"Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cover up those olive eyes, call me.
Original Lyrics:
Cover up love's alibi, call me.
"Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
For you'll love our, love our salad bar.
Original Lyrics:
For your lover's, lover's alibi.
"Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
For your lover's lover, Sally Bligh
Original Lyrics:
For your lover's, lover's alibi.
"Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go East!
Original Lyrics:
Call me
"Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo, appelle-moi mon cherie, up in Watts.
Original Lyrics:
Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo, appelle-moi mon cherie, appelle-moi.
"Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roncalli
Original Lyrics:
Call me.
Roncalli is a Catholic high school in Indianapolis.
"Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some above can call that child.
Original Lyrics:
Come up off your colour chart.
"Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're ready we can share the line
Call me.
Original Lyrics:
When you're ready we can share the wine
Call me.
"Denis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beneath the Sea
Original Lyrics:
Denis Denis
Pronounced Danee, it's French
"Denis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beneath the knee, I'm so in love with you.
or
Beneath the knee, can't take my eyes off you,
or
Beneath the knee, I got a crush on you,
or
Beneath the knee, I got a crush on you,
Original Lyrics:
Denis Denis
"Denis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beneath the knee
Original Lyrics:
Denis Denis
"Denis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Denise
Original Lyrics:
Denis
"Denis"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a knee
Original Lyrics:
Denis, denis
"Denis"
Misheard Lyrics:
The need to need
Original Lyrics:
Denis, denis
"Denis"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're nineteen, and I'm in heaven
Every time I look at you
Original Lyrics:
You're my king, and I'm in heaven
Every time I look at you
"Dig Up The Conjo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blowing down the well.
Original Lyrics:
Aloha down the well.
"Dig Up The Conjo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eating the bongo
Dig up the ganja.
Original Lyrics:
Beating the bongo
Dig up the conjo.
"Dig Up The Conjo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pick up the gun, Joe.
Original Lyrics:
Dig up the Conjo.
"Divine"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I need is a sign
Make your presents known to mine
Come to me, I will beat a vine
Original Lyrics:
All I need is a sign
Make your presence known to mine
Come to me, I will be divine
"Divine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Live through all the moments.
Original Lyrics:
Lived through all the romance.
"Double Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deviled egg, left with an aftertaste
Original Lyrics:
Double take, left with an aftertaste
"Eat To The Beat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kitchen raid
Original Lyrics:
Condition red
"French Kissin' In The USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Devotion, devotion, devotion
Original Lyrics:
Ocean to ocean to ocean
"French Kissin' In The USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kisses long, kisses deep
I kiss you like I've sprung a leak.
Original Lyrics:
Kisses long, kisses deep
A kiss to wake us from our sleep.
"French Kissing In The USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paint stripping in the USA
Original Lyrics:
French kissing in the USA
"Hangin' On The Telephone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in a phone booth with a one o'clockin' whore
Original Lyrics:
I'm in the phone booth it's the one across the hall
"Hangin' On The Telephone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in the phone book if you wanna call a whore.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in the phone booth, it's the one across the hall.
"Hanging On The Telephone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hang up, they're on your knees
Original Lyrics:
Hang up and run to me
"Hanging On The Telephone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in the phone book
If you want to call a whore.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in the phone booth
It's the one across the hall.
"Hanging On The Telephone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your boys are boss of mine
leave me with strangulation
Original Lyrics:
Your voice across the line
gives me a strange sensation
"Hanging on the Telephone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you don't answer, I'll just rip it off the wall
Original Lyrics:
If you don't answer, I'll just ring it off the wall
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't cha mistrust my small behind
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you mistrust loves Naugahyde?
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you mistrust most Naugahyde?
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you mistrust,
Miss Selma Hayek?
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust,
Love's gone behind
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you mistrust
Love from behind?
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust
Love's gone behind.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Due to mistrust, love's gone behind
Riding high, I'm blowin' through the goosh lines.
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
Riding high on love's true blueish light.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fortunate for us, love's gone behind
Original Lyrics:
Much o' mistrust, love's gone behind
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fortune and trust
Love's far behind.
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust
Love's gone behind.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm riding high, ya' know I'd like a shoeshine.
Original Lyrics:
Riding high on love's true blueish light.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You cheesin' like deadwood.
Original Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You teasing like you do.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You cheesy and a hood.
Original Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You teasing like you do.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You're cheesy like a kipper!
Original Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You teasing like you do.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you
It's just because
Your cheese in life makes butter.
Original Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you
It's just no good
You teasing like you do.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you
It's just no good
Your teasing like thin love.
Original Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you
It's just no good
You teasing like you do.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you
It's just you're good
You're teasing like you did her.
Original Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you
It's just no good
You teasing like you do.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I hear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You're cheesy like a damn fool.
Original Lyrics:
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You teasing like you do.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In between
What I find displeasing and I'm feeling fine.
Original Lyrics:
In between
What I find is pleasing and I'm feeling fine.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In between
What I find is pleasing and I feel inclined.
Original Lyrics:
In between
What I find is pleasing and I'm feeling fine.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just because.
You're cheatin' like you make love.
Original Lyrics:
It's just no good.
You teasin' like you do.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just no good, you treat me like a bimbo.
Original Lyrics:
It's just no good, you teasin' like you do.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just no good
You tease me like a dead girl
Original Lyrics:
It's just no good
You tease me like you do
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just no good
You tease me like a bad girl
Original Lyrics:
It's just no good
You tease me like you do
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just no good
You cheesing like a pillow.
Original Lyrics:
It's just no good
You teasin' like you do.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just no good
You tease me like a bimbo.
Original Lyrics:
It's just no good
You teasin' like you do.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just no good
You tease me like a little girl.
Original Lyrics:
It's just no good
You teasin' like you do.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just no good
You're cheesy like a dead moose.
Original Lyrics:
It's just no good
You teasin' like you do.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jewish lie
Original Lyrics:
Bluish light
Looks like Blondie weren't anti-Semites after all.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Learned to mistrust, love's far behind.
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Much mistrust, lost my own behind.
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mucho man's trust, love fell behind.
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, my small behind.
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Muscle man's trust, Miss Malahide.
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding high, Oh no I see the Jewish lights
or
Mush of missmush, Love has gone blind
Riding high, I knew I blew it, just right...
or
Mush of missmush, Love has gone blind
Riding high, I knew I blew it, just right...
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, Love's gone behind
Riding high on love's true blueish light..
Radio stations actually objected to the lines: "Once I had a love and it was a gas, Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass" and were supplied doctored versions which had the previous chorus without the word ass in them in place of it.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once I had a love. He was full of gas
Shot it all out. Broke the heart of glass
Original Lyrics:
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once I thought
Life was a gas
Then I found out
It was a pain in the a**.
Original Lyrics:
Once had love
And it was a gas
Second time 'round
Had a heart of glass.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once had love and it was fast
it got up kicked me in the ass
Original Lyrics:
Once I had a love and it was a blast
soon turned out to be a pain in the ass
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once had love,now losing gas
Sometime now, gotta heart a glass
Feels like it's empty and losin' fast
Loves on time, not far behind.
Original Lyrics:
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One shy love,
and it was aghast
Sugar time now,
had a heart of glass
Original Lyrics:
Once had love
and it was a gas
Second time round,
had a heart of glass
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your mistrust
Love's gone behind
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust
Love's gone behind
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ridin' high among the city's blueish lights
Original Lyrics:
Riding high on loves true blueish light
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding high although I'm still a Jewish guy.
Original Lyrics:
Riding high on love's true bluish light.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding high on love through the Jewish line
Original Lyrics:
Riding high on love's true bluish light
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding high on love through the douche line.
Original Lyrics:
Riding high on love's true bluish light.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding high on love's green blueish slide
Original Lyrics:
Riding high on love's true blueish light.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding high on love's true Jewish lies
Original Lyrics:
Riding high on love's true bluish light
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding high, I love that true Jewish light.
Original Lyrics:
Riding high on love's true blueish light.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding high, I'll blow up to the sewage line.
Original Lyrics:
Riding high on loves true blueish light
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding high, I'm blowing through the goo shine.
Original Lyrics:
Riding high on love's true bluish light.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding high, although I'm still a little shy.
Original Lyrics:
Riding high on love's true bluish light.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I can be a pain in the a**.
Original Lyrics:
Soon turned out to be a pain in the a**.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Soon found out,
signed autographs
Original Lyrics:
Soon turned out,
had a heart of glass
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Soon turned out, big pain in the a**.
Original Lyrics:
Soon turned out, to be a pain in the a**.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sue turned round, bit me in the a**.
Original Lyrics:
Soon turned out to be a pain in the a**.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's why I'm behind
Original Lyrics:
Love's gone behind
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Want some love and it's your cats
No time now, try Heart of Glass
Original Lyrics:
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out, had a heart of glass
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch out, love, don't use the gas!
Original Lyrics:
Once I had a love and it was a gas
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What kind of love are you used to, guys?
Sometimes I had a heart of glass
Seems like the real thing, but oh so shy
Put your mistrust and stuff behind.
Original Lyrics:
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What kind of love, if it was of glass
Sue found out, had a heart of glass.
Seemed like the real thing, oh it was divine
Moochy mistress, love's far behind.
Original Lyrics:
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out, had a heart of glass.
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What kind of love
is this a gas
soon found out
had a heart of glass
Original Lyrics:
Once had love
And it was a gas
Soon turned out
Had a heart of glass.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What'd you mistrust, lost on behind?
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoja McDuff
lost from behind
Original Lyrics:
Much o' mistrust
Love's gone behind
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won'cha mistrust my small behind?
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you mistrust what's gone behind?
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you mistrust
Love from behind?
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust
Love's gone behind
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you mistrust love from behind
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, fighting Zion, the true Jewish lie.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, riding high on love's true bluish light.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, hide, an' hide, going sue a suicide.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, riding high on love's true bluish light.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You tease me like a cheap hood
Original Lyrics:
You're teasing like you do
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You tease me like a damn fool
or
You tease me like a damn bull
or
You tease me like a damn bull
Original Lyrics:
You tease me like you do
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You tease me like a dead bird.
Original Lyrics:
You tease me like you do.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You tease me like a diddler
Original Lyrics:
You tease me like you do
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You tease me like a dildo
Original Lyrics:
You teasing me like you do
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You tease me like the devil
Original Lyrics:
You tease me like you do
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're cheatin' with your damn wood.
Original Lyrics:
You tease me like you do
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're cheesin' like a dead girl.
Original Lyrics:
You're teasing like you do.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're cheesin' like liver
Original Lyrics:
You teasin' like you do
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're cheesy like Clem Burke.
Original Lyrics:
You teasing like you do.
One of the band members is Clem Burke.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just no good
You're cheesy like Ben Hur
Original Lyrics:
It's just no good.
You teasin' like you do.
"Heart Of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're teasin' like a nympho.
Original Lyrics:
You teasin' like you do.
"Heart of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, more
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, oh
"Heart of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The person you trust loves Naugahyde.
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
"Heart of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What about love, and it was a guess
Original Lyrics:
Once I had a love and it was a gas
"Heart of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you mistrust, let's go behind.
Original Lyrics:
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
"Heart of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, running hot, unknown revolution
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, running high on love's true bluish light
"Heart of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're cheesy like a dingo
Original Lyrics:
You're teasing like you do
"Heart of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're cheesy like a nigger
Original Lyrics:
You're teasing like you do
I'm not racist and don't condone the use of the word 'nigger' but it's what I hear.
"Heart of Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're cheesy like you do
Original Lyrics:
You tease me like you do
"In The Flesh" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hands off! This one's straight!
Original Lyrics:
Hands off this one, Sweetie!
"In The Flesh" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the depth of head lice.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not deaf, dumb, and blind.
"In the Flesh" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Met you with a girlfriend you were so snide
Original Lyrics:
Met you with a girlfriend you were divine
"Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A million and one come to mind
Original Lyrics:
A million and one candle lights
"Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A million and one kinda lies
Original Lyrics:
A million and one candle lights
"Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A new woman won candle bright.
Original Lyrics:
A million and one candlelights
"Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A new young and one kinda lice
Original Lyrics:
A million and one candle lights
"Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A new, young and wild kind of life
Original Lyrics:
A million and one candle lights
"Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah! Leah, thank God I see ya
Original Lyrics:
Maria, you've got to see her.
"Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I blame Maria
Original Lyrics:
Ave Maria
"Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In my best friend, Dan, the boy next door.
Original Lyrics:
In my best friend and the boy next door.
"Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Latina, Ave Maria
Original Lyrics:
Regina, Ave Maria
"Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maria
You gotta see her,
Go in, say that I'm off your mind
Niquita, I say Maria
I miss you my love Candle light
Original Lyrics:
Maria
You've gotta see her
Go insane and out of your mind
Latina, Ave Maria
A million and one candle lights
"Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maria, has diarrhea
Original Lyrics:
Maria, you've gotta see her
"Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maria, you've got a fever
Original Lyrics:
Maria, you've gotta see her.
"Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maria, you've got to seek her
or
Maria, you've got to sing her
or
Marina, you've got a Caesar.
Original Lyrics:
Maria, you've got to see her.
"Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maria
You gotta see her
Go into the ark of your mind
Regina, Ave Maria
On young running wild Canada Life.
Original Lyrics:
Maria
You've gotta see her
Go insane and out of your mind
Latina, Ave Maria
A million and one candle lights.
"Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maria
You've got to see her
Go inside and out of her mind
Latifah I bet Maria
A million and one candy lies
or
Maria
You've got to sing her
Go inside and out of your mind
The diva I beg Maria
A million and one candy lies
Original Lyrics:
Maria
You've gotta see her
Go insane and out of your mind
Latina Ave Maria
A million and one candle lights
"Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maria
You've gotta see her
Go insane and out of your mind
Me diva Ave Maria
A million and one kinda lives.
Original Lyrics:
Maria
You've gotta see her
Go insane and out of your mind
Letina Ave Maria
A million and one candle lights.
"Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Martina, are you Maria?
A million and one ton delight.
Original Lyrics:
Latina, Ave Maria
A million and one candle lights.
"Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Medina, oh babe
Maria A million and one can't deny.
Original Lyrics:
Latina, Ave Maria
A million and one candle lights.
"Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rechita, I play Maria.
Original Lyrics:
Latina, Ave Maria
"Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Regina? I blame Maria.
Original Lyrics:
Latina, Ave Maria.
"Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She likes a millionaire
Walking in her underwear.
Original Lyrics:
She's like a millionaire
Walking on imported air.
This "millionaire" line is on the original album version; not on the single edit featured on most radio stations.
"Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's like a millionaire.
Walking on important air.
Original Lyrics:
She's like a millionaire
Walking on imported air.
"Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, Gina, I'd bang Maria!
Original Lyrics:
Latina, Ave Maria
"Night Wind Sent"
Misheard Lyrics:
The night wind sent me a chair.
Original Lyrics:
The night wind sent me a chill.
"Nothing Is Real But The Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only her eyes are sorry.
Original Lyrics:
Only her eyes are solid.
"Nothing Is Real But The Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
We believe in little things
Like Kevin up above.
Original Lyrics:
We believe in little things
Like Heaven up above.
"One Way Or Another" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if the lights are all out
I'll follow your boss downtown.
Original Lyrics:
And if the lights are all out
I'll follow your bus downtown.
"One Way Or Another" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if the lights are all out
I'll follow your horse downtown.
Original Lyrics:
And if the lights are all out
I'll follow your bus downtown.
"One Way Or Another" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I walk down the hall stand on the viaduct
Where I can see you won't find that musical
Lead you to the supermarket checkout
Two specials and wrap you dead with Reynolds Wrap.
Original Lyrics:
I'll walk down the mall, stand over by the wall
Where I can see it all, find out who you call
Lead you to the supermarket checkout
Some specials and rat food, get lost in the crowd.
"One Way Or Another" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna eat ya, eat ya, eat ya, eat ya
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya
"One Way Or Another" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lead you to the supermarket, check out some vegetables
Original Lyrics:
Lead you to the supermarket checkout some specials
"One Way or Another" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Specials in wrap, you'll get your feedback.
Original Lyrics:
Some specials and rat food, get lost in the crowd.
"Picture This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I want is a rumour of you
A sideways scene
A vision of you
Original Lyrics:
All I want is a room with a view
A sight worth seeing
A vision of you
"Picture This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will give you my finest hour
The one I spent washing the shower.
Original Lyrics:
I will give you my finest hour
The one I spent watching you shower.
"Picture This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got blood on your lips and you peed on your skis.
Original Lyrics:
You got clouds on your lids and you'd be on the skids.
"Picture This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got blood on your lips
Original Lyrics:
You got clouds on your lids
"Picture This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got knobs on your lids.
Original Lyrics:
You've got clouds on your lips.
"Presence, Dear"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught in Beaky's net.
Original Lyrics:
Could it be kismet
"Presence, Dear"
Misheard Lyrics:
Could I speak his net
Original Lyrics:
Could it be kismet
"Pretty Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In Sen-Sen Peppermints
Original Lyrics:
Incense and peppermints
"Rapture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And his finger f***ed me
twenty four hours sure thing in rapture
Original Lyrics:
And it's finger popping
Twenty-four hour shopping in rapture
"Rapture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's finger f***ing
Didn't he go out? No shocking, in rapture.
Original Lyrics:
And it's finger popping
Twenty-four hour shopping in rapture.
"Rapture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's finger fucking 24 hour sucking rapture
Original Lyrics:
And it's finger popping 24 hour shopping rapture
"Rapture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's finger-f***ing, 24-hour shopping in Rapture.
Original Lyrics:
And it's finger-popping, 24-hour shopping in Rapture.
"Rapture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you can't stop, do the punk rock
or
And you can't stop, do the pop rock
Original Lyrics:
Said don't stop to the punk rock
"Rapture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boy, he went out of the house
Original Lyrics:
Where he won't have a hassle
"Rapture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fa Fa Freddy told me everbody's style,
the DJ spinnin' flashin' my mind
Flash is fast, Flash is cool,
Francois se fas, Flashe no cool.
Original Lyrics:
Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's high
DJ's spinnin' are savin' my mind
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
Francois sez fas, Flashe' no do.
"Rapture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fab Fa-Freddy told everybody's style
DJ spinna, who saved my life
Flash is bad, flash is cool
Transformer was flashing a thing or two.
Original Lyrics:
Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's high
DJ's spinnin' are savin' my mind
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
Francois sez fas, Flashe' no do.
Rth adds: 'DJ spinna is a modern hip-hop DJ from America.'
"Rapture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fat, fine Freddie
Original Lyrics:
Fab-Five Freddie
"Rapture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Flash is fast
Flash is cool
Flash thought he'd flash in on you
Original Lyrics:
Flash is fast
Flash is cool
Francois c'est pas flashe non due
"Rapture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Francois says 'Come, flash my tool'
Original Lyrics:
Francois c'est pas flashe non due
"Rapture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's finger fucking... 24 hour sucking in rapture
Original Lyrics:
It's finger popping... 24 hour shopping in rapture
"Rapture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Step into the world.
Original Lyrics:
Toe to toe
"Rapture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Toe to toe
Sacroiliac
Original Lyrics:
Toe to toe
Dancing very close
"Rip Her To Shreds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dressed in a rubber hose sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Dressed in a Robert Hall sweater.
"Rip Her To Shreds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so tall
Come on, rip her to shreds
Original Lyrics:
She's so dull
Come on, rip her to shreds
"Rip Her To Shreds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so tall
I'm gonna riper her ta shreds
Yeah, she so doe', I gonn' rip her to sha-reds.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, she's so dull, come on rip her to shreds
She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds
Note: 'Doe'' was assumed to be some period slang, like a combination of 'dope' and 'dude'.
"Screaming Skin"
Misheard Lyrics:
I still owe some dread on the side.
or
I stylo some dread on the side.
Original Lyrics:
I still owe some dread on this hide.
'Stylo' is French for 'pen'.
"System Addict"
Misheard Lyrics:
Systematic
Original Lyrics:
System addict
"The Tide Is High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'll wait for years 'till it's my turn.
Original Lyrics:
But I'll wait my dear 'till it's my turn.
"The Tide Is High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'll wait right here till it's my turn
Original Lyrics:
But I'll wait my dear till it's my turn
"The Tide Is High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every girl wants you to be Herman
Original Lyrics:
Every girl wants you to be her man
"The Tide Is High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Heinrich, I want you to be my man
Original Lyrics:
Every girl wants you to be her man
"The Tide Is High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't die of a broken heart.
Original Lyrics:
The tide is high but I'm holding on.
"The Tide Is High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll stay right here 'til it's my turn
Original Lyrics:
I'll wait, my dear, 'til it's my turn
"The Tide Is High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll wave my d**k, 'til it's my turn
Original Lyrics:
I'll wait, my dear, 'til it's my turn
"The Tide Is High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the kind of girl who gets her jugs like that
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that
"The Tide Is High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the kind of girl who gives head just like that
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that
"The Tide Is High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the kind of girl who gives out drugs like that.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that.
"The Tide Is High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like dad
or
I'm not the kind of girl who gives up Jaws like that
or
I'm not the kind of girl who gives up Jaws like that
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that
"The Tide Is High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the kind of girl who treats you just like that
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that
"The Tide Is High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the kind of girl
Who gives a f*** like that.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the kind of girl
Who gives up just like that.
"The Tide Is High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the kinds of girl whose ears are just like Dad's.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that.
"The Tide Is High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm-a gonna be a number one.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna be your number one.
"The Tide Is High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
NAMBLA won, NAMBLA won
Original Lyrics:
Number one, number one
"The Tide Is High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The price is right, but I don't like Bob.
Original Lyrics:
The tide is high, but I'm holding on.
"The Tide Is High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The tide is high and I'm old enough
Original Lyrics:
The tide is high and I'm holding on
"The Tide Is High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The tide is high but I'm moving on
Original Lyrics:
The tide is high but I'm holding on
"The Tide Is High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The tide is high but I'm rollin' on.
Original Lyrics:
The tide is high but I'm holdin' on.
"The Tide Is High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The tide is high, but I'm moving on.
Original Lyrics:
The tide is high, but I'm holding on.
"The Tide Is High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The tide is high, got a broken arm.
Original Lyrics:
The tide is high, but I'm holding on.
"The Tide Is High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The time is right but I'm coming home.
Original Lyrics:
The tide is high but I'm holding on.
"The Tide Is High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The time is right but I'm moving on
I'm gonna be a movie star.
Original Lyrics:
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one.
"The Tide Is High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time is like a moment arm
Original Lyrics:
The tide is high but I'm holding on

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