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"(I'm Always Touched By Your) Presence, Dear"
Was it just by chance
That our speakers met?
Was it just by chance?
Could this be kismet?
"(I'm Always Touched By Your) Presence, Dear"
We can never gang together
Psyche a group insane.
We could navigate together
Psychic frequencies.
"Atomic"
I had baked beans tonight
Uh-huh make me tonight
"Atomic"
I...know hairy people.
Ahhhh...your hair is beautiful.
"Atomic"
Oh you hear a ufo
Oh your hair is beautiful
"Boom Boom In The Zoom Zoom Room"
Boom boom in the zoom zoom moon
or
Boom boom in the zoom zoom rouge.
Boom boom in the zoom zoom room.
"Call Me"
Call me Kenny, any time
Call me any, any time
"Call Me"
Call me, I'm alive!
Call me on the line!
"Call Me"
Carlene! Ccarlene!
or
Sardines! Sardines!
Call me! Call me!
"Call Me"
Colby!
or
Kirby!
Call me!
"Call Me"
Colby!
Call me!
"Call Me"
Cold meat, any time.
Call me any, any time.
"Call Me"
Colleen
Call me.
"Call Me"
Color me!
Call me!
"Call Me"
Come up off your call like charm
Come up off your colour chart.
"Call Me"
Commie
Call me!
"Call Me"
Corned beef
Call me.
"Call Me"
Cover up those olive eyes, call me.
Cover up love's alibi, call me.
"Call Me"
For you'll love our, love our salad bar.
For your lover's, lover's alibi.
"Call Me"
Go East!
Call me
"Call Me"
Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo, appelle-moi mon cherie, up in Watts.
Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo, appelle-moi mon cherie, appelle-moi.
"Call Me"
Roncalli
Call me.
Roncalli is a Catholic high school in Indianapolis.
"Call Me"
Some above can call that child.
Come up off your colour chart.
"Call Me"
When your ready we can share the wine
Call me.
When your ready we can share the line
Call me.
"Denis"
Beneath the Sea
Denis Denis
Pronounced Danee, it's French
"Denis"
Beneath the knee, I'm so in love with you.
or
Beneath the knee, can't take my eyes off you,
or
Beneath the knee, I got a crush on you,
or
Beneath the knee, I got a crush on you,
Denis Denis
"Denis"
Beneath the knee
Denis Denis
"Denis"
The need to need
Denis, denis
"Denis"
You're nineteen, and I'm in heaven
Every time I look at you
You're my king, and I'm in heaven
Every time I look at you
"Dig Up The Conjo"
Blowing down the well.
Aloha down the well.
"Dig Up The Conjo"
Eating the bongo
Dig up the ganja.
Beating the bongo
Dig up the conjo.
"Dig Up The Conjo"
Pick up the gun, Joe.
Dig up the Conjo.
"Divine"
All I need is a sign
Make your presents known to mine
Come to me, I will beat a vine
All I need is a sign
Make your presence known to mine
Come to me, I will be divine
"Divine"
Live through all the moments.
Lived through all the romance.
"Double Take"
Deviled egg, left with an aftertaste
Double take, left with an aftertaste
"Eat To The Beat"
Kitchen raid
Condition red
"French Kissin' In The USA"
Devotion, devotion, devotion
Ocean to ocean to ocean
"French Kissin' In The USA"
Kisses long, kisses deep
I kiss you like I've sprung a leak.
Kisses long, kisses deep
A kiss to wake us from our sleep.
"French Kissing In The USA"
Paint stripping in the USA
French kissing in the USA
"Hangin' On The Telephone'"
I'm in the phone book if you wanna call a whore.
I'm in the phone booth, it's the one across the hall.
"Hangin' on the Telephone'"
I'm in a phone booth with a one o'clockin' whore
I'm in the phone booth it's the one across the hall
"Hanging On The Telephone"
I'm in the phonebook
If you want to call a whore.
I'm in the phonebox
It's the one across the hall.
"Hanging On The Telephone"
Your boys are boss of mine
leave me with strangulation
Your voice across the line
gives me a strange sensation
"Heart Of Glass"
Don't cha mistrust my small behind
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
"Heart Of Glass"
Don't you mistrust most Naugahyde?
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
"Heart Of Glass"
Don't you mistrust,
Miss Selma Hayek?
Mucho mistrust,
Love's gone behind
"Heart Of Glass"
Don't you mistrust
Love from behind?
Mucho mistrust
Love's gone behind.
"Heart Of Glass"
Dontcha want some love and it's your cats
No time now, try Heart of Glass
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out, had a heart of glass
"Heart Of Glass"
Due to mistrust, love's gone behind
Riding high, I'm blowin' through the goosh lines.
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
Riding high on love's true blueish light.
"Heart Of Glass"
Fortunate for us, love's gone behind
Much o' mistrust, love's gone behind
"Heart Of Glass"
Fortune and trust
Love's far behind.
Mucho mistrust
Love's gone behind.
"Heart Of Glass"
I'm riding high, ya' know I'd like a shoeshine.
Riding high on love's true blueish light.
"Heart Of Glass"
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You cheesin' like deadwood.
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You teasing like you do.
"Heart Of Glass"
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You cheesy and a hood.
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You teasing like you do.
"Heart Of Glass"
If I fear I'm losing you
It's just because
Your cheese in life makes butter.
If I fear I'm losing you
It's just no good
You teasing like you do.
"Heart Of Glass"
If I fear I'm losing you
It's just no good
Your teasing like thin love.
If I fear I'm losing you
It's just no good
You teasing like you do.
"Heart Of Glass"
If I fear I'm losing you
It's just you're good
You're teasing like you did her.
If I fear I'm losing you
It's just no good
You teasing like you do.
"Heart Of Glass"
In between
What I find displeasing and I'm feeling fine.
In between
What I find is pleasing and I'm feeling fine.
"Heart Of Glass"
It's just because.
You're cheatin' like you make love.
It's just no good.
You teasin' like you do.
"Heart Of Glass"
It's just no good, you treat me like a bimbo.
It's just no good, you teasin' like you do.
"Heart Of Glass"
It's just no good
You cheesing like a pillow.
It's just no good
You teasin' like you do.
"Heart Of Glass"
It's just no good
You tease me like a bimbo.
It's just no good
You teasin' like you do.
"Heart Of Glass"
It's just no good
You tease me like a little girl.
It's just no good
You teasin' like you do.
"Heart Of Glass"
It's just no good
You're cheesy like a dead moose.
It's just no good
You teasin' like you do.
"Heart Of Glass"
Learned to mistrust, love's far behind.
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
"Heart Of Glass"
Mucho man's trust, love fell behind.
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
"Heart Of Glass"
Mucho mistrust, my small behind.
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
"Heart Of Glass"
Riding high, Oh no I see the Jewish lights
or
Mush of missmush, Love has gone blind
Riding high, I knew I blew it, just right...
or
Mush of missmush, Love has gone blind
Riding high, I knew I blew it, just right...
Mucho mistrust, Love's gone behind
Riding high on love's true blueish light..
Radio stations actually objected to the lines: "Once I had a love and it was a gas, Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass" and were supplied doctored versions which had the previous chorus without the word ass in them in place of it.
"Heart Of Glass"
Once I thought
Life was a gas
Then I found out
It was a pain in the a**.
Once had love
And it was a gas
Second time 'round
Had a heart of glass.
"Heart Of Glass"
Once had love and it was fast
it got up kicked me in the ass
Once I had a love and it was a blast
soon turned out to be a pain in the ass
"Heart Of Glass"
Once had love,now losing gas
Sometime now, gotta heart a glass
Feels like it's empty and losin' fast
Loves on time, not far behind.
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
"Heart Of Glass"
One shy love,
and it was aghast
Sugar time now,
had a heart of glass
Once had love
and it was a gas
Second time round,
had a heart of glass
"Heart Of Glass"
Put your mistrust
Love's gone behind
Mucho mistrust
Love's gone behind
"Heart Of Glass"
Ridin' high among the city's blueish lights
Riding high on loves true blueish light
"Heart Of Glass"
Riding high although I'm still a Jewish guy.
Riding high on love's true bluish light.
"Heart Of Glass"
Riding high on love through the Jewish line
Riding high on love's true bluish light
"Heart Of Glass"
Riding high on love through the douche line.
Riding high on love's true bluish light.
"Heart Of Glass"
Riding high, I love that true Jewish light.
Riding high on love's true blueish light.
"Heart Of Glass"
Riding high, I'll blow up to the sewage line.
Riding high on loves true blueish light
"Heart Of Glass"
Riding high, I'm blowing through the goo shine.
Riding high on love's true bluish light.
"Heart Of Glass"
Sometimes I can be a pain in the a**.
Soon turned out to be a pain in the a**.
"Heart Of Glass"
Soon found out,
signed autographs
Soon turned out,
had a heart of glass
"Heart Of Glass"
Soon turned out, big pain in the a**.
Soon turned out, to be a pain in the a**.
"Heart Of Glass"
Sue turned round, bit me in the a**.
Soon turned out to be a pain in the a**.
"Heart Of Glass"
That's why I'm behind
Love's gone behind
"Heart Of Glass"
Watch out, love, don't use the gas!
Once I had a love and it was a gas
"Heart Of Glass"
What kind of love are you used to, guys?
Sometimes I had a heart of glass
Seems like the real thing, but oh so shy
Put your mistrust and stuff behind.
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
"Heart Of Glass"
What kind of love, if it was of glass
Sue found out, had a heart of glass.
Seemed like the real thing, oh it was divine
Moochy mistress, love's far behind.
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out, had a heart of glass.
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
"Heart Of Glass"
What kind of love
is this a gas
soon found out
had a heart of glass
Once had love
And it was a gas
Soon turned out
Had a heart of glass.
"Heart Of Glass"
Won'cha mistrust my small behind?
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
"Heart Of Glass"
Yeah, fighting Zion, the true Jewish lie.
Yeah, riding high on love's true bluish light.
"Heart Of Glass"
Yeah, hide, an' hide, going sue a suicide.
Yeah, riding high on love's true bluish light.
"Heart Of Glass"
You tease me like a damn fool
or
You tease me like a damn bull
or
You tease me like a damn bull
You tease me like you do
"Heart Of Glass"
You're cheesin' like a dead girl.
You're teasing like you do.
"Heart Of Glass"
You're teasin' like a nympho.
You teasin' like you do.
"Heart of Glass"
Jewish lie
Bluish light
Looks like Blondie weren't anti-Semites after all.
"Heart of Glass"
What'd you mistrust, lost on behind?
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
"Heart of Glass"
Whoja McDuff
lost from behind
Much o' mistrust
Love's gone behind
"Heart of Glass"
Won't you mistrust what's gone behind?
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
"Heart of Glass"
Would you mistrust
Love from behind?
Mucho mistrust
Love's gone behind
"Heart of Glass"
You tease me like a cheap hood
You're teasing like you do
"Heart of Glass"
You tease me like a dead bird.
You tease me like you do.
"Heart of Glass"
You tease me like a diddler
You tease me like you do
"Heart of Glass"
You tease me like a dildo
You teasing me like you do
"Heart of Glass"
You tease me like the devil
You tease me like you do
"Heart of Glass"
You're cheesin' like liver
You teasin' like you do
"Heart of Glass"
You're cheesy like Clem Burke.
You teasing like you do.
One of the band members is Clem Burke.
"Heart of Glass"
You're just no good
You're cheesy like Ben Hur
It's just no good.
You teasin' like you do.
"In The Flesh"
Hands off! This one's straight!
Hands off this one, Sweetie!
"In The Flesh"
I'm the depth of head lice.
I'm not deaf, dumb, and blind.
"In the Flesh"
Met you with a girlfriend you were so snide
Met you with a girlfriend you were divine
"Maria"
A million and one come to mind
A million and one candle lights
"Maria"
A million and one kinda lies
A million and one candle lights
"Maria"
A new woman won candle bright.
A million and one candlelights
"Maria"
A new young and one kinda lice
A million and one candle lights
"Maria"
A new, young and wild kind of life
A million and one candle lights
"Maria"
Maria
You gotta see her,
Go in, say that I'm off your mind
Niquita I say Maria
I miss you my love Candle light
Maria
You've gotta see her
Go insane and out of your mind
Regina Ave Maria
a million and one Candle lights
"Maria"
Maria, has diarrhea
Maria, you've gotta see her
"Maria"
Maria, you've got a fever
Maria, you've gotta see her.
"Maria"
Maria, you've got to seek her
or
Maria, you've got to sing her
or
Marina, you've got a Caesar.
Maria, you've got to see her.
"Maria"
Maria
You gotta see her
Go into the ark of your mind
Lat-ee-ah, Ave Maria
On young running wild Canada Life.
Maria
You've gotta see her
Go insane and out of your mind
Regina Ave Maria
A million and one candle lights.
"Maria"
Maria
You've got to see her
Go inside and out of her mind Latifah
I bet Maria
A million and one candy lies
or
Maria
You've got to sing her
Go inside and out of your mind
The diva I beg Maria
A million and one candy lies
Maria
You've gotta see her
Go insane and out of your mind
Latina Ave Maria
A million and one candlelights
"Maria"
Maria
You've gotta see her
Go insane and out of your mind
Me diva Ave Maria
A million and one kinda lives.
Maria
You've gotta see her
Go insane and out of your mind
Regina Ave Maria
A million and one candle lights.
"Maria"
Medina, oh babe
Maria A million and one can't deny.
Regina, Ave Maria
A million and one candle lights.
"Maria"
Rechita, I play Maria.
Regina Ave Maria
"Maria"
Regina - I blame Maria.
Regina, Ave Maria.
"Maria"
She likes a millionaire
Walking in her underwear.
She's like a millionaire
Walking on imported air.
"Maria"
Well, Gina, I'd bang Maria!
Regina Ave Maria
"Night Wind Sent"
The night wind sent me a chair.
The night wind sent me a chill.
"Nothing Is Real But The Girl"
Only her eyes are sorry.
Only her eyes are solid.
"Nothing Is Real But The Girl"
We believe in little things
Like Kevin up above.
We believe in little things
Like Heaven up above.
"One Way Or Another"
I walk down the hall stand on the viaduct
Where I can see you won't find that musical
Lead you to the supermarket checkout
Two specials and wrap you dead with Reynolds Wrap.
I'll walk down the mall, stand over by the wall
Where I can see it all, find out who you call
Lead you to the supermarket checkout
Some specials and rat food, get lost in the crowd.
"Picture This"
I will give you my finest hour
The one I spent washing the shower.
I will give you my finest hour
The one I spent watching you shower.
"Picture This"
You got blood on your lips and you peed on your skis.
You got clouds on your lids and you'd be on the skids.
"Picture This"
You got blood on your lips
You got clouds on your lids
"Picture This"
You've got knobs on your lids.
You've got clouds on your lips.
"Presence, Dear"
Could I speak his net
Could it be kismet
"Rapture"
And his finger f***ed me
twenty four hours sure thing in rapture
And it's finger popping
Twenty-four hour shopping in rapture
"Rapture"
And it's finger f***ing
Didn't he go out? No shocking, in rapture.
And it's finger popping
Twenty-four hour shopping in rapture.
"Rapture"
And it's finger fucking 24 hour sucking rapture
And it's finger popping 24 hour shopping rapture
"Rapture"
And it's finger-f***ing, 24-hour shopping in Rapture.
And it's finger-popping, 24-hour shopping in Rapture.
"Rapture"
And you can't stop
Do the punk rock
or
And you can't stop
Do the pop rock
Said don't stop to the punk rock
"Rapture"
Boy, he went out of the house
Where he won't have a hassle
"Rapture"
Fa Fa Freddy told me everbody's style, the DJ spinnin' flashin' my mind Flash is fast, Flash is cool, Francois se fas, Flashe no cool.
Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's high
DJ's spinnin' are savin' my mind
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
Francois sez fas, Flashe' no do.
"Rapture"
Fab Fa-Freddy told everybody's style
DJ spinna, who saved my life
Flash is bad, flash is cool
Transformer was flashing a thing or two.
Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's high
DJ's spinnin' are savin' my mind
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
Francois sez fas, Flashe' no do.
Rth adds: 'DJ spinna is a modern hip-hop DJ from America.'
"Rapture"
Fat, fine Freddie
Fab-Five Freddie
"Rapture"
Flash is fast
Flash is cool
Flash thought he'd flash in on you
Flash is fast
Flash is cool
Francois c'est pas flashe non due
"Rapture"
Francois says 'Come, flash my tool'
Francois c'est pas flashe non due
"Rapture"
It's finger fucking... In rapture
It's finger popping... In rapture
"Rapture"
Step into the world.
Toe to toe
"Rip Her To Shreds"
She's so tall
Come on, rip her to shreds
She's so dull
Come on, rip her to shreds
"Rip Her To Shreds"
She's so tall
I'm gonna riper her ta shreds
Yeah, she so doe', I gonn' rip her to sha-reds.
Yeah, she's so dull, come on rip her to shreds
She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds
Note: 'Doe'' was assumed to be some period slang, like a combination of 'dope' and 'dude'.
"Screaming Skin"
I still owe some dread on the side.
or
I stylo some dread on the side.
I still owe some dread on this hide.
'Stylo' is French for 'pen'.
"System Addict"
Systematic
System addict
"The Tide Is High"
But I'll wait for years 'till it's my turn.
But I'll wait my dear 'till it's my turn.
"The Tide Is High"
But I'll wait right here till it's my turn
But I'll wait my dear till it's my turn
"The Tide Is High"
Heinrich, I want you to be my man
Every girl wants you to be her man
"The Tide Is High"
I'll stay right here 'til it's my turn
I'll wait, my dear, 'til it's my turn
"The Tide Is High"
I'm not the kind of girl who gets her jugs like that
I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that
"The Tide Is High"
I'm not the kind of girl who gives out drugs like that.
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that.
"The Tide Is High"
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like dad
or
I'm not the kind of girl who gives up Jaws like that
or
I'm not the kind of girl who gives up Jaws like that
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that
"The Tide Is High"
I'm not the kind of girl
Who gives a f*** like that.
I'm not the kind of girl
Who gives up just like that.
"The Tide Is High"
I'm-a gonna be a number one.
I'm gonna be your number one.
"The Tide Is High"
NAMBLA won, NAMBLA won
Number one, number one
"The Tide Is High"
The Tide is high, got a broken arm.
The tide is high, but I'm holding on.
"The Tide Is High"
The price is right, but I don't like Bob.
The tide is high, but I'm holding on.
"The Tide Is High"
The tide is high and I'm old enough
The tide is high and I'm holding on
"The Tide Is High"
The tide is high but I'm moving on
The tide is high but I'm holding on
"The Tide Is High"
The tide is high but I'm rollin' on.
The tide is high but I'm holdin' on.
"The Tide Is High"
The tide is high, but I'm moving on.
The tide is high, but I'm holding on.
"The Tide Is High"
The tide is high, but I'm moving on.
The tide is high, but I'm holding on.
"The Tide Is High"
The time is right but I'm coming home.
The tide is high but I'm holding on.
"The Tide Is High"
The time is right but I'm moving on
I'm gonna be a movie star.
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one.
"The Tide Is High"
Time is like a moment arm
The tide is high but I'm holding on