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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Randy Travis
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Randy Travis.
Randy Travis
Randy Travis', "Diggin' Up Bones"
Better Lyrics:
I'm diggin' for gold, I'm I'm diggin' for gold
Exhuming the boogers from my nose
I'm reverting to behaviors of a three year old.
Yeah tonight I'm sittin' alone diggin' for gold
Exhuming the boogers from my nose
I'm reverting to behaviors of a three year old.
Yeah tonight I'm sittin' alone diggin' for gold
Original Lyrics:
I'm diggin' up bones, I'm diggin' up bones,
Exhuming things that's better left alone
I'm resurrecting memories of a love that's dead and gone
Yeah tonight I'm sittin' alone diggin' up bones
Exhuming things that's better left alone
I'm resurrecting memories of a love that's dead and gone
Yeah tonight I'm sittin' alone diggin' up bones
Submitted by: Catch
Randy Travis', "Forever And Ever, Amen"
Better Lyrics:
As long as old men sit and talk about the weather.
As long as the weather sits and talks about old men.
As long as the weather sits and talks about old men.
Original Lyrics:
As long as old men sit and talk about the weather.
As long as old women sit and talk about old men.
As long as old women sit and talk about old men.
Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss
Randy Travis', "Look Heart No Hands"
Better Lyrics:
No shirt, no shoes
No socks or, no draws [drawers]
No bet, I'm nude
Behold my hanging balls
Look hard, no pants
No socks or, no draws [drawers]
No bet, I'm nude
Behold my hanging balls
Look hard, no pants
Original Lyrics:
No chains, no strings
No fences, no walls
No net, just you
To catch me when I fall
Look heart, no hands
No fences, no walls
No net, just you
To catch me when I fall
Look heart, no hands
Submitted by: Mowbrows ~~
Randy Travis', "Three Wooden Crosses"
Better Lyrics:
There's a nude Randy Travis in the ditch down my driveway,
I can hear his bass tone voice, weezing through his nose.
I guess it's not what you wear that's make a country singer,
Some country singers don't need any clothes.
I can hear his bass tone voice, weezing through his nose.
I guess it's not what you wear that's make a country singer,
Some country singers don't need any clothes.
Original Lyrics:
There are three wooden crosses on the right side of the highway,
Why there's not four of them, Heaven only knows.
I guess it's not what you take when you leave this world behind you,
It's what you leave behind you when you go.
Why there's not four of them, Heaven only knows.
I guess it's not what you take when you leave this world behind you,
It's what you leave behind you when you go.
Submitted by: Mowbrows ~~
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