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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Randy Travis.

Randy Travis

Randy Travis', "Diggin' Up Bones"
Better Lyrics:
I'm diggin' for gold, I'm I'm diggin' for gold
Exhuming the boogers from my nose
I'm reverting to behaviors of a three year old.
Yeah tonight I'm sittin' alone diggin' for gold
Original Lyrics:
I'm diggin' up bones, I'm diggin' up bones,
Exhuming things that's better left alone
I'm resurrecting memories of a love that's dead and gone
Yeah tonight I'm sittin' alone diggin' up bones
Submitted by: Catch
Randy Travis', "Forever And Ever, Amen"
Better Lyrics:
As long as old men sit and talk about the weather.

As long as the weather sits and talks about old men.
Original Lyrics:
As long as old men sit and talk about the weather.

As long as old women sit and talk about old men.
Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss
Randy Travis', "Look Heart No Hands"
Better Lyrics:
No shirt, no shoes
No socks or, no draws [drawers]
No bet, I'm nude
Behold my hanging balls
Look hard, no pants
Original Lyrics:
No chains, no strings
No fences, no walls
No net, just you
To catch me when I fall
Look heart, no hands
Submitted by: Mowbrows ~~
Randy Travis', "Three Wooden Crosses"
Better Lyrics:
There's a nude Randy Travis in the ditch down my driveway,
I can hear his bass tone voice, weezing through his nose.
I guess it's not what you wear that's make a country singer,
Some country singers don't need any clothes.
Original Lyrics:
There are three wooden crosses on the right side of the highway,
Why there's not four of them, Heaven only knows.
I guess it's not what you take when you leave this world behind you,
It's what you leave behind you when you go.
Submitted by: Mowbrows ~~

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