These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Gretchen Wilson.
That squeezable Charmin,
I've heard tell, is soft.
But I can just use old corn cobs --
They take just as much crap off!
Well their stuff's real nice.
Oh but I can buy the same damn thing
On a Wal*Mart shelf half price.
Submitted by: Angelica
Has some swell merchandise.
But for things I might make shit stains on,
Jus' can't see payin' their price.
Well their stuffs real nice.
Oh, but I can buy the same damn thing
On a Wal-Mart shelf half price.
Submitted by: Victoria Abbot
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