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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Nelly and Kelly Rowland.

Nelly and Kelly Rowland

Nelly and Kelly Rowland's, "Dilemma"
Better Lyrics:
I met this chick, and she lived right up the block from me
She's got the hots for me, the FATTEST thing you'd ever see
Oh no, no, she went outside and the sun don't show, but, that's okay
Cause I wait for my cue and just listen, play my position
Like a shortstop, hide everything, mama be eatin'
And, in no time..I'm gonna' make this friend look fine, and, that's for sure
Cause, I-I never been the type, to, hit up a fatty's home
But, there's something about this chubby girl, I just can't leave her 'lone
So, tell me ma, what's it gonna' be
She said, 'Bring me back something to eat'.
Original Lyrics:
I met this chick and she just moved right up the block from me
And she got the hots for me, the finest thing I need to see
But oh, no, no, she got a man and a son, oh-oh, but that’s okay
‘Cause I wait for my cue and just listen, play my position
Like a shortstop, pick up e’rything mami hittin’
And in no time I better make this friend mine and that’s for sure
Cause I-I never been the type to break up a happy home
But there’s something ‘bout baby girl, I just can’t leave her ‘lone
So tell me, ma, what’s it gonna be
She said, 'You don't know what you mean to me.'
Submitted by: Josiah Vergonio

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