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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Oscar Mayer Commercial

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Oscar Mayer Commercial.

Oscar Mayer Commercial

Oscar Mayer Commercial's, "Oscar Mayer Bologna"
Better Lyrics:
This pervert has a title, it's M-A-Y-O-R
This pervert has a reviled name it's F-I-L-N-E-R
Oh! On helpless women he did prey
Ask him WHY? and he won't say
'Cause Mayor Filner is OK with
Female-harasssing SEX PLAY!!!

Original Lyrics:
My bologny has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R
My bologny has a second name it's M-A-Y-E-R
Oh! I love to eat it every day
And if you ask me why, I'll say
'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

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