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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Billy Joel

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Billy Joel.

Billy Joel

Billy Joel's, "I Go To Extremes"
Better Lyrics:
Heyman, I don't know
why I go to Extremes
Too many steel chairs
and tables it seems
Original Lyrics:
Darling I don't know
why i go to Extremes
Too high or too low
there ain't no in betweens
Submitted by: FiFi
Billy Joel's, "Scenes From An Italian Restaurant"
Better Lyrics:
Brenda and Eddie had a pot of spaghetti With the king and queen of Taiwan
Original Lyrics:
Brenda and Eddie were the Popular steadys And the king and the queen Of the prom
Submitted by: me
Billy Joel's, "She's Got A Way"
Better Lyrics:
She's got a weight about her
don't know how much it is
but I'm pretty sure its in the thousands
Original Lyrics:
she's got a way about her
don't know what it is
but I simply cannot live without her
Submitted by: steve
Billy Joel's, "The Longest Time"
Better Lyrics:
If you said 'goodbye' to me tonight,

I would still read music left to right.
Original Lyrics:
If you said 'goodbye' to me tonight,

There would still be music left to write.
Submitted by: Toni Minot
Billy Joel's, "The Longest Time"
Better Lyrics:
If you said 'goodbye' to me tonight,

There would still be music left and right.
Original Lyrics:
If you said 'goodbye' to me tonight,

There would still be music left to write.
Submitted by: Toni Minot

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