Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> Billy Joel

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"All For Leyna"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I wait in the dark, next thing for her
Original Lyrics:
So I wait in the dark, listening for her
"All For Leyna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wishing the undertow would stop
Caca de mann take anymore?
Original Lyrics:
Wishing the undertow would stop
How can the man take anymore?
"Allentown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every child had a pretty good chance
To get at least as far as his old man Vance
Original Lyrics:
Every child had a pretty good shot
To get at least as far as their old man got
"Allentown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every child had a pretty good shot
To get at least as far as Theramin got.
Original Lyrics:
Every child had a pretty good shot
To get at least as far as their old man got.
Leo Theramin invented the Theramin "musical instrument", which is the haunting 'woooooo' sound that's mostly associated with old time horror movies. Musically it's been prominently and most famously used on the Beach Boys' "Good Vibrations".
"Allentown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every shylock had a pretty good shot,
To get at least as far as their old man got
Original Lyrics:
Every child had a pretty good shot,
To get at least as far as their old man got
"Allentown"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a choke, throw me a seal.
Original Lyrics:
Iron and coke, chromium steel.
"Allentown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Summer weekend at the Jersey Shore.
Original Lyrics:
Spent their weekends on the Jersey Shore.
"Allentown"
Misheard Lyrics:
They threw a new Merucan flag in our face.
Original Lyrics:
They threw an American flag in our face.
"Allentown"
Misheard Lyrics:
They threw a new man who's been crowding our face
Original Lyrics:
They threw an American flag in our face
"Allentown"
Misheard Lyrics:
They threw a numer uno back in our face.
Original Lyrics:
They threw an American flag in our face.
"Allentown"
Misheard Lyrics:
They threw it up and ripped a flag in our face.
Original Lyrics:
They threw an American flag in our face.
"Allentown"
Misheard Lyrics:
They threw-a number emblems back in our face.
Original Lyrics:
They threw an American flag in our face.
"Allentown"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're living here in Allentown
What the restless Christmas handed down.
Original Lyrics:
We're living here in Allentown
But the restlessness was handed down.
"Allentown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well we're waiting here in Allentown
For the Pennsylvania pinnocle crowd.
Original Lyrics:
Well we're waiting here in Allentown
For the Pennsylvania we never found.
"Allentown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I'm going back to Allenkey.
Original Lyrics:
Well, we're waiting here in Allentown.
"Always A Woman To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
But she can't be convinced that she's earned her degree.
Original Lyrics:
But she can't be convicted, she's earned her degree.
"Always A Woman To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a weasal woman to me.
Original Lyrics:
She's always a woman to me.
"Always A Woman to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll carelessly cut you and laugh while you're pleadin'
Original Lyrics:
And she'll carelessly cut you and laugh while you're bleedin'
"An Innocent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am an Elephant Man
Original Lyrics:
I am an innocent man
"An Innocent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the ever sick man.
Original Lyrics:
I am an innocent man.
"An Innocent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the medicine man.
Original Lyrics:
I am an innocent man.
"An Innocent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess you'd rather be a Mormon tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I guess you'd rather be a martyr tonight.
"Anthony's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nigga' can't drive with a broken back....
Original Lyrics:
And if he can't drive with a broken back...
"Anthony's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who needs a house, I'll play hackey-sack
Original Lyrics:
Who needs a house out in Hackensack?
"Big Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the story of your latest sex
Kept 'em so entertained.
Original Lyrics:
And the story of your latest success
Kept 'em so entertained.
"Big Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because you had to be a big shot, teacher!
You had to open uo your mind.
Original Lyrics:
Because you had to be a big shot, didn't you?
You had to open up your mouth.
"Big Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gave you one hit, honey
You sure did put on a show.
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you one hint, honey
You sure did put on a show.
"Big Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
They were all impressed by your halter dress
and the people that you knew at the lanes
Original Lyrics:
They were all impressed by your Halston dress
and the people that you knew at Elaine's
"Big Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
They were all impressed with your wholesome breasts.
Original Lyrics:
They were all impressed with your Halston dress.
"Big Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
You had the Dom Perignon in your hand
That was soon apropos.
Original Lyrics:
You had the Dom Perignon in your hand
And a spoon up your nose.
"Big Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
You had the dark hair and yarn in your hand and the spoon up your nose.
Original Lyrics:
You had the Dom Perignon in your hand and the spoon up your nose.
"Big Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
You had the dark hair and yarn in your hand
And a spoon up yer nose.
Original Lyrics:
You had the Dom Perignon in your hand
And a spoon up yer nose.
"Big Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
You had the long hairy dog in your hand
Original Lyrics:
You had the Dom Perignon in your hand
"Big Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot diction.
Original Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, di'n't cha?
"Big Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot digit
Original Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, didn't cha?
"Big Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, big s***.
Original Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, didn't cha'?
"Big Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, dip shit?
You had to open up your mouth
Original Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, didn't cha?
You had to open up your mouth
"Big Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, teacher
Original Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, didn't cha'?
"Big Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
You went uptown livin' in your limosine
and your fine Park Avenue clothes
or
You went up-down, rented in a limosine
and the fine pool gown at The Cloves
or
You went up-down, rented in a limosine
and the fine pool gown at The Cloves
Original Lyrics:
You went uptown riding in your limousine
and your fine Park Avenue clothes
"Big Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
You went uptown livin' in your magazine
and your fine Paul Gavender clothes
Original Lyrics:
You went uptown ridin' in your limosine
and your fine Park Avenue clothes
"Big Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
You went uptown riding in your limousine
And you find Park Avenue closed.
Original Lyrics:
You went uptown riding in your limousine
And your fine Park Avenue clothes.
"Big Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
You went uptown riding in your limousine
When you find Park Avenue closed.
Original Lyrics:
You went uptown riding in your limousine
With your fine Park Avenue clothes.
"Captain Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pack you snacks and give your pie a bite
or
Captain Snack will give you all a bite
or
Captain Jack will get you on your flight
or
Back the track and go get high tonight
or
Back the track and go get high tonight
Original Lyrics:
Captain Jack will get you high tonight
"Captain Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Chocolate get you high tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Captain Jack will get you high tonight.
"Captain Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Jack will buy you cyanide!
Original Lyrics:
Captain Jack will get you high tonight.
"Captain Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dr. Jekyll Mr. Hyy-hhydde
Original Lyrics:
Captain Jack will get you high tonight
"Captain Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saturday night and you're still hangin' around
You're tired of livin' in your one whore town
or
Saturday night and you're still hangin' around
You're tired of livin' in your white horse town
Original Lyrics:
Saturday night and you're still hangin' around
You're tired of livin' in your one horse town
"Close To The Borderline"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd start a revolution, but I don't know why.
Original Lyrics:
I'd start a revolution, but I don't have time.
"Don't Ask Me Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull their vulvas baby
I can tell you're no stranger to the streets
Original Lyrics:
Fool them all but baby
I can tell you're no stranger to the streets
"Goodnight Saigon"
Misheard Lyrics:
We left as inmates
From Ellis Island.
Original Lyrics:
We left as inmates
From an asylum.
"Honesty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honesty, is such a common word.
Original Lyrics:
Honesty, is such a lonely word.
"Honesty"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could have security of a stale cigarette
Original Lyrics:
I could have security until the bitter end
"Honesty"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a stage it's such an ugly world
Original Lyrics:
Honesty is such a lonely word
"Honesty"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a stage, it's such a lonely world.
Original Lyrics:
Honesty is such a lonely word.
"Honesty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sodomy is such a lonely word.
Original Lyrics:
Honesty is such a lonely word.
This isn't a misheard lyric. Billy Joel was on "Inside the Actor's Studio". He told a story about how "Honesty" had originally been an instrumental, but his drummer used lyrics to keep his place. So through the mic, he could hear his drummer singing 'Sodomy', and 'Something... gonna bugger you', and realized he had to write lyrics. So 'Sodomy' became 'Honesty'.
"Honesty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sorry, Steve, is such a lonely word.
Original Lyrics:
Honesty is such a lonely word.
"Honesty"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm deep in sodomy
Don't get too concerned.
Original Lyrics:
When I'm deep inside of me
Don't get too concerned.
"Honesty"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm deep in sodomy
Original Lyrics:
When I'm deep inside of me
"I Don't Want To Be Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dont want to be a Lord anymore
Original Lyrics:
I dont want to be alone anymore
"I Go To Extremes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I stand on all fours,
its all or nothing at all
Original Lyrics:
And if I stand or I fall,
its all or nothing at all
"I Go To Extremes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I stumble I fall.
Original Lyrics:
And if I stand or I fall.
"I Go To Extremes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clear as a crystal, shot as the knife.
Original Lyrics:
Clear as a crystal, sharp as the knife.
"I Go To Extremes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know why I go to ice cream.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know why I go to extremes.
"I Go To Extremes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know why I'm going to explode
Original Lyrics:
I don't know why I go to extremes
"I'm in a New York State of Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't care if it's Chinatown or Rock Riverside
Original Lyrics:
Don't Care if it's Chinatown or (on) Riverside
I still down believe there is such as thing as the Hudson river line of Greyhound!
"Innocent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Edison Man.
Original Lyrics:
I am an innocent man.
"Innocent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an Elephant Man
Original Lyrics:
I'm an Innocent Man
"It's Still Rock & Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you gonna cruise the Marigold Mile?
Original Lyrics:
Are you gonna cruise the Miracle Mile?
"It's Still Rock & Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's talking 'bout the new sound
Funny bunny, still rock & roll to me.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin 'bout the new sound
Funny, but it's still rock & roll to me.
"It's Still Rock & Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's talking 'bout the new zamboni
but it's still rock & roll to me
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin 'bout the new sound, funny,
but it's still rock & roll to me
"It's Still Rock & Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, that's your average team
Original Lyrics:
Aimed at your average teen
"It's Still Rock & Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the matter with the clothes I'm wearing?
Can't you tell that your tie's too white?
Original Lyrics:
What's the matter with the clothes I'm wearing?
Can't you tell that your tie's too wide?
"It's Still Rock & Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the matter with the clothes I'm wearing?
Can't you tell that your tights are wild?
Original Lyrics:
What's the matter with the clothes I'm wearing?
Can't you tell that your tie's too wide?
"It's Still Rock & Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be a bad drummer, baby
If you just didn't have a chance
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummel baby
If you just give it half a chance
"It's Still Rock 'N' Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't dress as fashion 'til you spend a lot of money.
Original Lyrics:
You can't dress trashy 'til you spend a lot of money.
"It's Still Rock 'N' Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't smash a splashy 'til you spenda lots of money.
or
You can't dress this flashy 'til you spend a lot of money.
Original Lyrics:
You can't dress trashy 'til you spend a lot of money.
"It's Still Rock 'n' Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't that your average teen?
Original Lyrics:
Aimed at your average teen
"It's Still Rock 'n' Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
How about a pair of pink sand-wiches
And a bight orange pair of Kants?
Original Lyrics:
How about a pair of pink sidewinders
And a bright orange pair of pants?
"It's Still Rock 'n' Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't dress in fashion
'Til you spend a lot of money.
Original Lyrics:
You can't dress trashy
'Til you spend a lot of money.
"It's Still Rock 'n' Roll to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amy's not your averge teen
Original Lyrics:
Aimed at your average teen
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you tell that your ties too white?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you tell that your ties too wide?
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyboby's talking 'bout the the new south bunny
But it's still rock and roll to me.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sound, funny
But it's still rock and roll too me.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new Zamboni
But it's still rock and roll to me.
or
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sound of money
But it's still rock and roll to me.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sound
Funny, but it's still rock and roll to me.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sound, Honey
But it's still rock 'n' roll to me.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sound, funny
But it's still rock 'n' roll to me.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new south funny
Bunny still rock 'n' roll to me.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sound, funny
But it's still rock 'n' roll to me.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin' how the news sounds
Funny, but it's still rock and roll to me.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sound
Funny, but it's still rock and roll to me.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Funny money still rock and roll to me.
Original Lyrics:
Funny, but itīs still rock and roll to me.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, that's your average teen!
Original Lyrics:
Aimed at your average teen.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's still rocky road to me.
or
It's stoll rock and roll to me.
Original Lyrics:
It's still rock and roll to me.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Next phase, new wave, dance craze, panty-waist
Original Lyrics:
Next phase, new wave, dance craze, anyways
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nowadays you can't be too sacramental.
Original Lyrics:
Nowadays you can't be too sentimental.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
She looks like a hoe to me.
Original Lyrics:
It's still rock and roll to me.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
X-rays, new wave, dense rays, anyways
It's still rock and roll to me,
Original Lyrics:
Next phase, new wave, dance craze, anyways
It's still rock and roll to me,
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be a bowl brummer baby.
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummel baby.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be a bowl drummer, baby
If you just give it half a chance.
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummel, baby
If you just give it half a chance.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be a bull Brahma baby
if you'd just give it half a chance
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummel baby
if you'd just give it half a chance.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be a bull Brahma baby.
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummel baby.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be a bull brahma baby.
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummel baby.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be a doldrummer, baby
If you'd just give it half a chance.
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummel, baby
If you'd just give it half a chance.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be a four drummer baby.
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummel baby.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be a full brahma, baby.
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummell, baby.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be all pro-Ronald Reagan
If you'd just give it half a chance.
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummel, baby
If you just give it half a chance.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really steal a bowl from a baby
If you just give it half a chance.
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummel, baby
If you just give it half a chance.
"It's Still Rock and Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's talking 'bout the new south bunny.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's talking 'bout the new sound funny.
"It's Still Rock and Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be a bull bucker, baby
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummel baby
"It's Still Rock-n-Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't dress this fashion 'til you spend a lot of money.
Original Lyrics:
You can't dress trashy 'til you spend lots of money.
"Just The Way You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't love you, Eddie Vedder.
Original Lyrics:
I can't love you any better.
"Just The Way You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could not love you Eddie Vedder
Original Lyrics:
I could not love you any better
"Just The Way You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could-a love you any better.
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't love you any better.
"Just The Way You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said I love you, but thats for Wilma
Original Lyrics:
I said I love, and thats forever
"Just The Way You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said I loved you, sasspawilma
Original Lyrics:
I said I loved you, that's forever
"Keepin The Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Bob shades
Original Lyrics:
Ditty bop shades
"Keepin' The Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Biddied-up shades
Original Lyrics:
Ditty bop shades
"Keeping The Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bought a fresh pack of Luckys and I called my sensei.
Original Lyrics:
Bought a fresh pack of Luckys and a mint called Sen-Sen.
"Keeping The Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bought a fresh pack of Luckys and a mint Carl Simpson.
Original Lyrics:
Bought a fresh pack of Luckys and a mint called Sen-Sen.
"Keeping The Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told you my reasons
For the Holy Bible.
Original Lyrics:
I told you my reasons
For the whole revival.
"Keeping The Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a fresh pack of Luckies
And a mint, cost ten cents.
Original Lyrics:
I took a fresh pack of Luckies
And a mint called Sen-Sen.
"Keeping The Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick in the face
Original Lyrics:
Keeping the faith
"Keeping The Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick in the face
Original Lyrics:
Keeping the faith
"Keeping the Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Combed my hair in a perfect 'O'
Original Lyrics:
Combed my hair in a pompadour
"Keeping the Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been kicked in the face!
Original Lyrics:
I've been keeping the faith!
"Leave a Tender Moment Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moment ain't right, I'd tell her it's all a mistake.
Original Lyrics:
When the moment arose, I'd tell her it's all a mistake.
"Leningrad"
Misheard Lyrics:
A girl was born in spring of '44.
Original Lyrics:
Viktor was born in spring of '44.
"Los Angelenos"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going into garages for exotic moustaches.
Original Lyrics:
Going into garages for exotic massages.
"Lullaby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think you know what I've been trying to smoke,
As we we went blazing on an Emerald Bay
Original Lyrics:
I think you know what I've been trying to say
When we went sailing on an emerald bay
"Miami 2017-I've Seen the Lights Go Out on Broadway"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen the rats lie down on Broadway
Original Lyrics:
I've seen the lights go out on Broadway
The line "rats lie down" does appear in the song as well, the Richard Marx version must be clearer, since several Richard Marx listings of this song have this lyric with them.
"Modern Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my damn woman.
Original Lyrics:
She's a modern woman.
"Modern Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time goes by in the Saranog apartments.
Original Lyrics:
Time goes by and you're sharing an apartment.
"Movin Out (Anthony's Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you can drive to Hoboken and back
Original Lyrics:
And if you can't drive with a broken back
"Movin Out (Anthony's Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anthony works in the grocery store,
Savin' his penis for sunday
Original Lyrics:
Anthony works in the grocery store,
Savin' his pennies for someday
"Movin Out (Anthony's Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anthony works in the grocery store
Savin' his penance for Sunday.
Original Lyrics:
Anthony works in the grocery store
Savin' his pennies for someday.
"Movin Out (Anthony's Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anthony works in the grocery store
Savin' his pennies for Sunday.
Original Lyrics:
Anthony works in the grocery store
Savin' his pennies for someday.
"Movin Out (Anthony's Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's the new rex of the grocery store
A penny to save up for someday.
Original Lyrics:
Anthony works in the grocery store
Saving his pennies for someday.
"Movin Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mamma at home she
Original Lyrics:
Mamma leone
"Movin out"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can pay on the side with the overtime
ot
You can pay on the sound with the overtime
Original Lyrics:
You can pay Uncle Sam with the overtime
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Across from the Magic Placenta
Original Lyrics:
Across from the Medical Center
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you can't drive with a broken back
Original Lyrics:
And if he can't drive with a broken back
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
He needs a house and a hacky sack.
Original Lyrics:
Who needs a house out in Hackensack?
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nicky can't drive with a broken back.
Original Lyrics:
And if he can't drive with a broken back
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The n***** can't drive with a broken back
At least he can polish the fender.
Original Lyrics:
And if he can't drive with a broken back
At least he can polish the fenders.
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who needs a house made out of hacky sack?
Original Lyrics:
Who needs a house out in Hackensack?
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can pay on the sound with the yoga-time.
Original Lyrics:
You can pay Uncle Sam with the overtime.
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You should never argue with a crazy mama, mama, mama.
Original Lyrics:
You should never argue with a crazy m-m-m-mind.
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You should never argue with your crazy ma, ma, ma, ma.
Original Lyrics:
You should never argue with a crazy mind, mind, mind, mind.
"Movin' Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
A n***** can't drive with a broken back.
Original Lyrics:
And then he can't drive with a broken back.
"Movin' Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
A n***** can't drive with a broken back.
Original Lyrics:
And then he can't drive with a broken back.
"Movin' Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Across from the meta-placenta.
Original Lyrics:
Across from the medical center.
"Movin' Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Linda can't drive with a broken back.
or
And then he can't drive with a broken back.
Original Lyrics:
And if you can't drive with a broken back
"Movin' Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he's trading in his Chevy for some crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack.
Original Lyrics:
And he's trading in his Chevy for a Cadilac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac.
"Movin' Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mickey can't drive with a broken back.
Original Lyrics:
And if he can't drive with a broken back.
"Movin' Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiny becomes a bartender
Original Lyrics:
At night he becomes a bartender
"Movin' Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
You shoud never argue with a crazy Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom.
Original Lyrics:
You should never argue with a crazy mind, mind, mind, mind, mind, mind.
"Moving Out (Anthony's Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The n***** can't drive with a broken back.
Original Lyrics:
And if he can't drive with a broken back.
"Moving Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll buy some trout
or
I've got the gout
or
I've got the gout
Original Lyrics:
I'm moving out
"My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
'57 Spotlight.
Original Lyrics:
Keep it to yourself, it's my life.
"My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Called the shots on the house
Original Lyrics:
Closed the shop, sold the house
"My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Either way it's okay to make love with yourself.
Original Lyrics:
Either way it's okay, you wake up with yourself.
"My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Either way it's okay, you wake up with a smell.
Original Lyrics:
Either way it's okay, you wake up with yourself.
"My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Either way it's okay; you wake up in a cell.
Original Lyrics:
Either way it's okay; you wake up with yourself.
"My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Either way, it's okay, you wake up to Griselda.
Original Lyrics:
Either way, it's okay, you wake up with yourself.
"My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to hell with your own life.
Leave me alone.
Original Lyrics:
Go ahead with your own life.
Leave me alone.
"My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a call from an old friend,
we stood the riverboats
Original Lyrics:
Got a call from an old friend,
we used to be real close
"My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a call from an old friend, we used to race boats
or
Got a call from an old friend, he used to raise goats.
Original Lyrics:
Got a call from an old friend, we used to be real close.
"My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never said you were a woman with a second child
I never said I was a bit of a southern style.
Original Lyrics:
I never said you had to offer me a second chance
I never said I was a victim of circumstance.
"My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep it to yourself, A Spy's Life
or
Keep it to yourself, a spy light
or
Keep it to yourself, a spy light
Original Lyrics:
Keep it to yourself, this is my life
"My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
My light
Original Lyrics:
My life
"My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
They will tell you you'll catch me alone in a strange place
Then they'll tell you catch me with somebody else
Ah but sooner or later you'll sleep in your own space
Either way it's O.K. if you wake up with a smell
Original Lyrics:
They will tell you you can't sleep alone in a strange place
Then they'll tell you can't sleep with somebody else
Ah but sooner or later you'll sleep in your own space
Either way it's O.K. you wake up with yourself
"My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wait until you sell the sky light
Original Lyrics:
Keep it to yourself it's my life
"New York State Of Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care if it's Chinatown or Rotten Riverside.
Original Lyrics:
Don't care if it's Chinatown or (on) Riverside.
"New York State Of Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out of touch with the Ritalin blues.
Original Lyrics:
Out of touch with the rhythm and blues.
"New York State of Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had a touch of the river mongoose.
Original Lyrics:
Out of touch with the rhythm and blues.
"Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
But sooner or later, it comes down debate.
Original Lyrics:
But sooner or later, it comes down to fate.
"Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, come on, come on, Virginia
Don't laminate.
Original Lyrics:
Come out, come out, come out, Virginia
Don't let me wait.
"Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mouth to mouth to mouth Virginia don't let me wait
Original Lyrics:
Come out, come out, come out Virginia don't let me wait
"Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mouth to mouth to mouth, Virginia
Don't let me wait.
Original Lyrics:
Come out, come out, come out, Virginia
Don't let me wait.
"Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only the good ti-yums (times)
Original Lyrics:
Only the good die young
"Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only the good tie 'um.
Original Lyrics:
Only the good die young.
"Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only the good times
Original Lyrics:
Only the good die young
"Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our height is where we'll be the one.
Original Lyrics:
I might as well be the one.
"Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you were counting on your overies
Original Lyrics:
When you were counting on your rosary
"Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got a nice white dress and a potty on your confirmation.
Original Lyrics:
You got a nice white dress and a party on your confirmation.
"Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
You never thought of me
When you considered trying sodomy.
Original Lyrics:
You never thought of me
When you were counting on your rosary.
"Only The Good Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
You said your mother