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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Children's Rhymes

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Children's Rhymes.

Children's Rhymes

Children's Rhymes', "A Peanut Sat On A Railroad Track"
Better Lyrics:
Little baby bird in an orange tree,

With mama flown, he was afraid.

A fruit fell in the nest as she returned.

"Oh! Look at the orange marmalade!"
Original Lyrics:
A peanut sat on a railroad track.

His heart was all a-flutter.

Along came a train -- Toot! Toot!

Toot! Toot! -- Peanut butter!
Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss

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