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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Sammy Johns

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Sammy Johns.

Sammy Johns

Sammy Johns', "Chevy Vans"
Better Lyrics:
Like a hooker she was laying there
And moonlight showed our pubic hairs
We turned off the video movie
We made love in my SUV
And that's a fact from me.
Original Lyrics:
Like a picture she was laying there
And moonlight dancing off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
We made love me in my Chevy van
And that's all right with me
Submitted by: oldsongs

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